#the best chris

[karma-is-my-girl-friend]

Watching everyone switch over from Evans to Pine 😌

[luke-sturniolo]

Chris

[seepunkrun]

Esquire apparently asked "five tremendously talented writers" to submit works of short fiction contained on cocktail napkins with the prompt “write a story set at an office holiday party.” One of those writers was Chris Pine. Here's his entry, in his own handwriting:

Bruce Decker contemplates the stapler in front of him. Frank Sinatra plays on speakers down the hall. Somewhere near the heat of the party. But Bruce is, at the moment, most concerned with the stapler. Simple. Perfect, really. And it's right here, next to him. Before fax machines, cellular phones, pagers (he never saw the point), the internet, emails, digital paper trails, concurrent with the Rolodex and pneumatic tubes (he was thankful the building hadn't taken them out), there was the stapler. The proud general of the office supply corps. All clean lines. Distilled in purpose.

He's 80. Bruce is far past retirement. Somehow through solid work, an affable demeanor, a head of hair that remains steadfastly salt and pepper (leaning more dark brown than white—and that's not arrogance, that's honesty), a determined, thoughtful elegance (he's never worn another watch besides his grandfather's Hamilton), Bruce Decker is still standing. And so, he stands. No, not in the heat of the party. But close enough. Here, by the window which radiates a chill. There are snowflakes outside. Big, beautiful, cinematic ones.

He sees his reflection. It's faint, the outline of his body, the detail of his suit, but he can still make out a glint in the caverns of his eyes, the burgundy of his pocket square.

He hears laughter. A woman's laugh. It warms the back of his eyes, his neck. And he remembers he must buy flowers before the drive tomorrow. Yes, before the drive.

[immatureoldsoul]

[goodbyetoromance]

[areionmain]

New photos from Chris Pine’s Esquire cover shoot. 

[luckydiorxoxo]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHRIS PINE!

[euphorial-docx]

it’s apparently cool when you’re in love with an older male actor like cillian murphy or whoever but when i say i would fuck chris pine somehow he’s not hot to the internet. i don’t get it. i don’t get the hate for chris pine.

[confusedbookworm]

Decided I’m just a whore for Chris Pine

[ashbrat488]

Feed Cleanser...

Those fucking eyes, I swear to goddess...

[djarinslover]

Chris Pine is so 🤌🏽😘. He looks so damn good in Dungeons & Dragons

[teepussilakana]

THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER SPOILERS BELOW

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so uuuuh the people on Zeus' platform are called Zeusettes and Zeus Pretty Boys respectively can we just take a moment and appareciate that (according to the credits which i am still watching)

[whimsicalworldofme]

@dusted-souls was kind enough to make sure I woke to the news that my favorite Chris, and truly the best Chris, Mr. Evans, is People's Sexiest Man Alive this year. The photo shoot is *chef's kiss* amazing. It's giving Hallmark Christmas movie small town love interest vibes and I AM HERE FOR IT.

Give a raise to whatever creative team put him on a farm and in those clothes. A+ gold star work.

[stillbitteraboutsusanpevensie]

i don't care how many fancy photoshoots he does, it's still this for me

[areiton]

People’s 2022 Sexiest Man Alive

GOOD JOB CHRIS YOU DESERVE IT (And we deserve the photoshoot holy shit) 

[mrssainzleclerc]

If I found a genie, I would ask three times that nothing bad happen to Chris Hermsworth 😭😭🙏🙏🙏