#the best frankenstein movies are the ones that are unapologetically batshit but also outrageously sincere

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To anybody that has watched any Frankenstein movies- respond to this with your favorite ridiculous thing that actually happened in a real non-parody Frankenstein movie. I'll start!

In The Bride (1985) Frankenstein makes two monsters, The Creature, and the Bride. The Creature escapes and is befriended by a man with dwarfism called Rinaldo who names him "Viktor" for victory, and they travel together to join the nearest circus. Meanwhile, Eva, the Bride, stays with Frankenstein and goes through a Princess Diaries arc where she learns how to be a high-society lady. Everything is going smoothly at her first party until a cat interrupts her conversation, at which point she angry screams at it until it goes away. They promptly leave, and on the carriage ride home Frankenstein is like "Hey, um. What the hell was that?" And I swear to God this is her response:

"It frightened me."

"A housecat frightened you?"

"You didn't tell me about housecats. I thought it was a tiny lion."

AND THEN THEY DON'T ADDRESS IT FURTHER

Also Baron Frankenstein is played by Sting