Terri: Alright, I'm alone in a defeated vampire queen's lair going through the last of the rooms our party didn't clear. Nothing could happen, right?
Magical broach at the bottom of a tiny pond of water: Bet
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Review - The Clean Up Crew (2024)
This enjoyable action comedy answers the old question you were part of the cleanup crew taking care of a murder scene, and you found a suitcase full of cash, what would you do?
https://www.voicesfromthebalcony.com/2024/08/19/the-clean-up-crew-2024-review/
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THE CLEAN UP CREW Crime thriller with Antonio Banderas, Jonathan Rhys Meyers - trailer and release date
The Clean Up Crew is a 2024 action thriller about crime scene cleaners who discover a briefcase full of money and are unwittingly sent into a battle with a ruthless and corrupt crime boss, mobsters, hitmen, and corrupt government agents who are hell-bent on getting it back.
Directed by Jon Keeyes (Code Name Banshee; The Survivalist; Rogue Hostage; The Harrowing; Doom Room; Fall Down…
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If it wasn’t a typically frowned upon thing, Simon’s bitch ass would piss on reader to mark territory like a goddamn animal
He is absolutely smart and calculating on the field, but deteriorates to lesser instincts when the sweet pussy he’s been losing himself to is at risk of being taken from him
god you're sooooo right. how he ends up as a knuckle dragging caveman because actions have consequences and surprise, the little birdie of his doesn't tolerate his stupidity is so funny to me.
like he truly has no decorum. what's his is his and he'll fight literally anyone about it. or make disappear. got him seeing red and is forced to take out the trash because you thought.
(price forgot to put the muzzle back on before he up and disappeared with his wife)
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Meet the newest member of the family, Sakura! I'm giving her the first name Sakura as her coloration reminds me of a cherry blossom, and when she gets older her adult habitat will be Japanese garden themed.
I wanted to give her a middle name that sounds nice together, and represents her well- but it's hard to choose! Maybe a vote can help me pick.
Kurīmu is what I've been calling her, but not sure if that is her final name. She's white like cream! And the words creamsicle, cloud, and star didn't have quite the right ring to them in Japanese.
Sakura Kurosawa is a fun play on names but I'm not sure it really fits her.
She is extremely fast and nimble, and while most other snakes freeze she runs faster than a creature without external legs should be capable- Haia would describe that aspect of her.
Shinju means pearl, which can be considered a rock/gem which would let her name be the inverse of her sister's name (Scoria Rose = Rock Flower, Sakura Shinju = Flower Rock)
Himari means light and love. I'd been thinking of calling her either light or love and this name means both. She is white like light, and pink with love. And her life with me I only wish to let her know love.
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Three Pandas. One of these is not like the others.
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I have only one word and one word only :
CRI CRI CRI CRI CRI CRI CRI CRI CRI
"I intended to skip Purgatory 2 to catch up faster on VODs since I was told they were unrelated lore-wise
But my biggest mistake was to vibe check all the new players -
I was not expecting to completely fall head over heels for Team Capybara, hot damn I love them all so much ????" - Me, February 2024
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I took @sunshinetomioka's werewolf Guill headcanon and ran with it btw, credit to it
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Most recent brainrot: Stede getting Ed all cleaned up after he almost died. Cleaning the blood off his face and getting him warmed up… holding him close and letting Ed rest his head on his shoulder. Ed is still too couscous brained to resist but deep down he doesn’t really want to anyway
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happy meta knight monday (I'm late) have a meta dragon
+Extra details below cut (mostly headcanons/elaboration on design)
The Galaxia emblem on his chest is fused to his skin. He got it when he became Galaxia’s Champion. This event also gave him the yellow details and eyes (prior he had white eyes)
Galaxia manifests herself via energy during battle. Ex. The mini sword on Meta’s tail can lengthen and become a proper sword, and he can get like energy claws
Yeah he has a magical girl transformation to put all his armor on. Ain’t no way he’s putting all of that on as a dragon. Thanks Galaxia! He can take his mask off himself though
The Dimensional Cape is now… DIMENSIONAL WINGS! They can be activated for storage or teleportation. Prior to acquiring the cape, his wings were smaller and he didn’t have the yellow accent on his wings
Puffballs (Astrals, puffs, whatever you call Kirby’s species) gradually grow to look similar to the people they surround themselves with. While Meta is old enough that being around his friends won’t significantly change his appearance (such as going from fur to feathers) his fur length and color does change due to being around his friends :)
Along this same vein, Galaxia and the dimensional cape can be seen as copy-ability… like? Except unlike Kirby, these items can’t be spat back out. They’ve become a part of him
He is a bat/cat combo. To me. Sleeps upside down, purrs, etc.
Yes he has whiskers. Yes he wears a mask all of the time. Yes the whiskers being constantly against the mask overstimulates the FUCK outta him. He’s so ready to snap at any moment
He can see in the dark! He also has such bright eye-shine in the dark that his eyes just look pure white
When he sits, he wraps his wings around his front like he does with his cape in canon.
His teeth, except his canines, are retractable! His claws are not retractable.
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Bad actors exist everywhere! The worst kind of bad actor is the person or institution that insists "I'm the only safe one you can rely upon, actually :)" and no one should be shocked when disenfranchised and brutalized minority groups seek shelter in spaces that are at least nominally up front about the potential risks they pose in exchange for certain freedoms.
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