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#the costume spend is not as extreme as it sounds. £40 is shoes and it's a style of shoe i will reuse for many other looks
thedreadvampy · 11 months
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everyone's like Ruth are you having a Halloween party Ruth are you having a Halloween party until you try to set an ACTUAL DATE and then it's all oh no I'm busy then and forever, sorry 😔
Listen man if anyone else would like to organise things that would be fan-fucking-tastic because right now I'm trying and failing to get anyone to commit to being anywhere at any time for
an inaugural union open meeting
a Halloween party
a family Christmas party
which are all things people are just DESPERATE for in CONCEPT and then the moment you put dates on the table oh no never mind
last Halloween I tried to have a party bc everyone was like wow let's have a party!!!!! and then 4 fuckin people showed up and we just ended up watching scooby doo
either you want a party or you don't. somebody else take on the social risk for a change????? I have £70 worth of core costume supplies in various checkout baskets waiting for me to commit but I'm not gonna bother dressing up that fancy for 2 friends and my partners, no offence.
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madi2112 · 8 years
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THUMP!
That is the sound of "the other shoe falling". Fall it did, with a powerful smack upside my head on the way down. Two of the worst things that can serve as a road block to transition have not only become reality but did so in such a short amount of time. Those two things are a place to live and money. Both are in a real danger of being lost. Just 3 weeks after moving in to what seemed like the perfect situation, but the evil hand of Karma retaliates swiftly. I had to give short notice when I moved out. So now its time for things to even out. The person that actually owns this property is selling it and we have to be out in 3 weeks. It took me 2 months of looking to find this. Now its back to square one. Crushing. I don't want to have to sift through all the apps, ads and psychos out there again. But it looks like I get to. Tee-hee. The lady that is sharing the place with me thought she found a new place for us. But she is relying way to much on me, my income and my credit. None of which are in good shape at all right now. I guess she didn't really comprehend that when I told her I lost everything in Utah. I meant EVERYTHING. Money and credit rating included. But I'll turn in an application and throw $40 away. Maybe its just a background check. I have passed 2 of those in the last year. But if its a credit check. No way. Now my little baby pile of money for a rainy day is running out too. I have 30 days to get plates for my car which will be fun with no place to live. The nice officer from the Orlando Sheriff's office was nice enough to stop me today and tell me that. But it could have been worse. Much worse. He did not impound my car (thank goodness) which he could have as I have been in Florida over the 30 day required time to get new plates. He also did not file any charges against me for not converting my license over to Florida. Which I now know is a criminal offense not to do. He did write me an expired plate ticket and if I can get it done in 30 days they may wave the fine. He was also very understanding about me being a transwomen. It still scared the life out of me. I was trembling and crying to whole time. Still that's a few hundred more to spend. Adding to the fun today is hating my makeup, having an extremely emotional session with my therapist (part of the topic being my "wife"), battling the flu and the dysphoria of going back and forth from me to my costume at work is causing and it all adds up to I'm exhausted and ready to cry some more. ~Madison HRT15
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LET'S GET PERSONAL
1: 6 of the YouTubers you watch the most? Probably Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, PewDiePie, MattShea, paulsoaresjr, and literally every account with chickens on it. 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Markiplier, hands-down. 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. 4: What do you think about most? My life after college, I guess. Or chickens. 5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? "Orange daddy puff whyyy" 6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? With, but, like, tank tops and shit. 7: What's your strangest talent? A while back, I did magic in a banana costume for a talent show. Oh, and I can play the recorder with my nose. 8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence) Girls matter just as much as boys do. 9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? Haha, nope. 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? Air guitar? Nah. I'm a bigger fan of the air piccolo. 11: Do you have any strange phobias? Can't remember what it's called, but that thing where you don't like holes bunched together, like a wasp nest and stuff. 12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Skittles. Turns out, doesn't work as well as eating through your mouth. 13: What's your religion? I don't consider myself anything, really. I don't know, and probably won't know where we go, if we go, when I die 'til I die. 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Probably taking pictures like the white piece of shit I am. 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Usually behind it. 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Does Ninja Sex Party count? 17: What was the last lie you told? I don't lie often. "I don't lie often." 18: Do you believe in karma? Hell yeah! 19: What does your URL mean? It came from a comment on Wattpad, something about your favorite flavor booty. I started to go for pineapplebooty, but it was taken, so I went for toastedmarshmallowbooty. 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? My weakness is Nutella, my strength is how much I can eat it how fast. 21: Who is your celebrity crush? Ugh, Laura Prepon, hands down. That woman is sexy as FUCK. (Yeah, I'm gay.) 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Nope, praise the Jesus. 23: How do you vent your anger? Fuck shit up til I calm down. 24: Do you have a collection of anything? Neat leaves. 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? FaceTiming. 26: Are you happy with the person you've become? Eh, I'm alright I guess. 27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love? I don't like the sound of chewing/ metal on metal, but I love the sound of chickens clucking. It reminds me of my grandparents' farm. 28: What's your biggest "what if"? What if my cat is plotting to kill me, and how the hell would I even know? 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes and yes. 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Right arm: a pillow. Left: my cat. 31: Smell the air. What do you smell? Spring!!! 32: What's the worst place you have ever been to? Ugh, this motel we had to stay at on the way to Orlando. I had to sleep with one eye open. There was a lot of screaming/yelling in the room over, and I saw several roaches. 33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? East coast. 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Gross, men. 35: To you, what is the meaning of life? I don't know, I guess chickens. 36: Define Art. Hate to be that guy, but pretty much everything. 37: Do you believe in luck? Yeah, short answer. 38: What's the weather like right now? Too damn hot for winter. 39: What time is it? 6:27 PM 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Not much and no. 41: What was the last book you read? Bad Kids, it's a book on Wattpad. 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? YESSSSSS! 43: Do you have any nicknames? Not really, if we're not counting my Wattpad and Tumblr username. 44: What was the last film you saw? The Bee Movie 45: What's the worst injury you've ever had? Thankfully, I haven't had any serious injuries, knock on wood. But I do have a tendency to fall down stairs, so it's probably coming. 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? YES AND IT'S AMAZING. 47: Do you have any obsessions right now? Orange Is The New Black and Stardew Valley, currently. 48: What's your sexual orientation? Fabulous. ❤️💛💚💙💜 49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? Yes, several. 50: Do you believe in magic? I'm not sure what the question means, but sure, yeah, why not. 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Yes, too many. I'm like a blonde Soup Nazi. 52: What is your astrological sign? LEO! 53: Do you save money or spend it? Usually save, and then spend all at once once I've saved enough. 54: What's the last thing you purchased? A new cage for the rats. 55: Love or lust? Love, 8/8 that's great m8. 56: In a relationship? Nope. 57: How many relationships have you had? Zero, as far as I can remember. 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Yep. 59: Where were you yesterday? In Stardew Valley. 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Yes, my socks. 61: Are you wearing socks right now? Yes, they're pink. 62: What's your favourite animal? CHICKENS. 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? People like me? Wow! 64: Where is your best friend? Probably on Tumblr rn too. 65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. I just started, so there's only one I can REALLY remember, and that's chickenhugs. It's too pure for its own good. 66: What is your heritage? Swedish, Irish, Dutch, and Scottish, mainly. 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? Writing friendfiction. (It's called Don't BOther, and it's on Wattpad, if you want to read it.) 68: What do you think is Satan's last name? Imma guess Mr. Satan. 69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? Nope, but I've heard it can reduce stress. I use tea for that, so there's not really a need. 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Fuck no. 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Screw McDonald's, get the dog!!! 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? I don't like to think about that, so Imma be a loser and not say any more on that subject. 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Trust, you can't have love without trust, so what's the point of it? 74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? The Orange Is The New Black theme song. 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? dick 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Trust and happiness on both ends. 77: How can I win your heart? Be Laura Prepon. 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? I mean, Gary Busey told me yeah. 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? Existence... 80: What size shoes do you wear? 6 1/2. I'm a smol child. 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? "Told you so." 82: What is your favourite word? Perkele 83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. The Lion King 84: What is a saying you say a lot? I'm an idiot. 85: What's the last song you listened to? 'Wolf In Sheep's Clothing,' by Set It Off 86: Basic question; what's your favourite colour/colours Indigo 87: What is your current desktop picture? Harambe. 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Trump, hands down. 89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? Literally anything about death. 90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Wake up. 91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Coca-cola shoots from my wrists at will, and I can teleport from alternate universe to alternate universe. 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? The time I first met my rats. ❤️ 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Hearing that Pharrel Williams song, 'Happy' 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? I'm asexual, sorry guys. 95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? To the universe where Laura Prepon is my wife. 96: Do you have any relatives in jail? They were bailed out recently, but yes. 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? Far too often. 98: Ever been on a plane? Yes, but only a few times. 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? "AHEM!... ya like jazz
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otmaromanovas · 7 years
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those asks??? do em all buddy go nuts
ask and ye shall recieve
1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?When You Believe, You Will Be Found, Danse Macarbe, 96000, Africa, and Hey Jude2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Queen Elizabeth. She’s an absolute legend, and I’m going to be devastated when she dies. 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.Maria Eva Duarte de Peron had in large quantities many of the qualities needed to lift her from obscurity to fame4: What do you think about most?What the hell I’m going to do with my life5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?“You up for DTBD tonight??”6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?Depends on the season. In autumn and winter I do, but sometimes summer can be way too warm (even at night)7: What’s your strangest talent?I can sightread sheet music perfectly8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)Girls will be girls. Boys need to grow the hell up.9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?Not explicitly, no. 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?I honestly can’t remember11: Do you have any strange phobias?No12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?I had a piece of lego up there when I was a little kid13: What’s your religion?I’m Roman Catholic14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?Tanning, taking photos or reading in the shade15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?Behind it.16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?I don’t think I have one. I fluctuate between favourite songs, and bands are even harder17: What was the last lie you told?I claimed having to work so I could be designated driver so I didn’t have to drink18: Do you believe in karma?I do. I try to do good things so good things happen to me. 19: What does your URL mean?I’ve loved Elizabeth Schuyler since I was an actual child, and her familial nicknames were Liza and Betsey20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?I’m so awkward around people I don’t know. I like to think I am the most supportive person you will ever knoe21: Who is your celebrity crush?Gal Gadot22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?No!23: How do you vent your anger?Throwing pillows around and screaming24: Do you have a collection of anything?I’m working on a playbill collection of shows helmed by women. I started collecting shells from every beach I visit when I was a kid, and I still do that now. 
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?Video chatting- I love seeing peoples faces when I talk to them26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?I’m content. I wouldn’t say happy yet, but I’m getting there27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?Microphone feedback is literally the worst. Orchestras warming up is the greatest sound you will ever hear28: What’s your biggest “what if”?What if I dropped out of my degree and moved down to Canberra now, rather than in two years?29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?I think ghosts are just the memory of people who have lived. I do believe people see them. I absolutely refuse to think that humans are the only sentient species in the entire universe. 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.A mug of tea. A potted plant31: Smell the air. What do you smell?Freshly cut grass and cold air32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?A B&B in Sydney that boiled the sausages for breakfast33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?I live on an east coast, so I’m biased34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?If I had to choose, probably Calvin Harris35: To you, what is the meaning of life?Living to the best of your ability36: Define Art.Subjective37: Do you believe in luck?Yes38: What’s the weather like right now?Windy and kind of chilly. But not cold yet.39: What time is it?10:25am40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?I do! No (knock on wood). I’ve been in the car when it has crashed, but I’ve never caused it.41: What was the last book you read?The Book of the Dead by the New York Times. It’s a collection of the obituaries they’ve published since they were founded. It’s grim, but so interesting42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?A little, yes43: Do you have any nicknames?So many! My favourite is Goldilocks (I used to have really long, blonde, curly hair) 44: What was the last film you saw?Moana. I was babysitting my neighbours daughters and they suggested it. 
45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?Okay so I was a water polo player for years, and had some major beef with this girl. We played against each other in an interschool competition. It was a REALLY violent game. I ended up giving her a black eyes and I loosened some of her teeth- she gave me a concussion, a cracked rib, and managed to nearly dislocate my knee. Oh yeah, and I nearly drowned. Great times. We aren’t allowed to play on opposing teams anymore.
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?I almost always have a bouquet of flowers with me, and they like to land on me, but I’ve never caught one47: Do you have any obsessions right now?Vinyl records48: What’s your sexual orientation?Cis-straight49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?That I had sex with four people in a tent on the one night. Yeah, nope. This girl doesn’t have sex in tents. This girl doesn’t even camp.50: Do you believe in magic?Not the fairy magic, but yes51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?Oh my god yes52: What is your astrological sign?Aries53: Do you save money or spend it?I try to save, but usually end up spending it all.54: What’s the last thing you purchased?A pair of Rosie the Riveter-style overalls for a 1940′s themed costume party55: Love or lust?Love. It’ll last longer56: In a relationship?Not right now57: How many relationships have you had?Two. Maybe three, but we never defined what it was58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?No.59: Where were you yesterday?I was at work60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?My headphones, mouse pad and fingernails61: Are you wearing socks right now?No62: What’s your favourite animal?Quokkas. Literally the cutest things I have ever seen63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?64: Where is your best friend?In Sydney (I only see her once a year, which is just not good enough for me)65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.lucreziaborgia, runawayforthesummer, and that’s literally it. 66: What is your heritage?My dad is Italian, my mother is Australian. His family are Italian, her family are Irish and English67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?Drinking the university bar dry68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?Smith or Jones. Lucifer Smith sounds terrifying, does it not?69: Biggest turn ons?Neck kisses, a well-tailored suit, button up shirts with the sleeve pushed up over the elbow, a uniform (especially army), just a little bit of scruff70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?I think so, yes.71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?Save the dog. I’m the boss at work, so if I get fired, everything collapses.72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?I’d tell my family and close friends. I’d spend all my money on travel- see more shows, roadtrip, party. I wouldn’t be afraid.73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.Trust.74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?The Cha Cha Slide. so many good memories attached to that song, and it’s impossible not to smile when you’re dancing to it.75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?346276: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?Trust and openness 77: How can I win your heart?Flowers, a new edition of a classic book, and a love of music and theatre78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?Yes. It gives you a perspective that not a lot of other people have79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?Dumping my last boyfriend. That little shit was going nowhere in life. 80: What size shoes do you wear?I’m an 1181: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?“You still owe me money”82: What is your favourite word?Fuck. or serendipity because it’s so fun to say83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.Warm84: What is a saying you say a lot?“I’m just putting it out there”85: What’s the last song you listened to?Hello Hurricane by Switchfoot86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?Rose pink, mint green and sky blue87: What is your current desktop picture?My best friend and dabbing on top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?Donald Trump
89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?Have you ever gotten pregnant?90: Turn offs?Not showering, sexism/racism, cargo pants, CROCS91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?Invisibility92: where are your parents from? Dad is from Tully, mum is from Longreach93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?First boyfriend cheating on me. 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?I dont’ know.95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?New York City96: Do you have any relatives in jail?Not that I know of97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?Nope. I’ve been driving when someone has thrown up, but never done it myself98: Ever been on a plane?All the time!99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?Y’all have got to fucking chill
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