#the critical fail is a rohrivanis staple. god bless that tiefling mess. miss u so bad queen hope yr in heaven with your hot gf | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

valentinesparda · 7 months

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💬 + whichever Baldur's Gate 3 character you feel strongly towards !

@melviships i wish I could give you a big elaborate lore-filled answer to this but I find it really hard to keep my motivation to play more bg3 so here's a bit of unfunny dialogue I can bet would be part of my insert's lore, based on an actual conversation I had in character during my first DND campaign ever:

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MORRIGAN: [ *while tuning their lute* ] "you know shadowheart, i can play many instruments. meaning i'm very good with my hands."

SHADOWHEART: "i hope that involves you wielding a knife properly."

MORRIGAN: [ *known for missing throws in combat* ] "haha. yeah."

#the critical fail is a rohrivanis staple. god bless that tiefling mess. miss u so bad queen hope yr in heaven with your hot gf #asks #mel tag #its unfunny to everyone else but the moment it came out of my mouth it became an inside joke in my group #shoutout to those motherfuckers for letting me play a trans lesbian disaster even though they were all religious & didnt respect my identity #btw morri flirts with everyone because i realized very quickly when gaining each companion that i am yet again a pan disaster #this is dragon age all over again rip

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