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I have only read the first like 8 chapters of acotar btw I cannot stand feyre but if lucien is available I'll take 6 of them
genuinely surprised I haven't seen anyone in the community selfship with anyone from acotar considering its MASSIVE FUCKING POPULARITY
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genuinely surprised I haven't seen anyone in the community selfship with anyone from acotar considering its MASSIVE FUCKING POPULARITY
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the most tortured man alive wants to know if you want to go get a 7$ boba tea
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mutuals assign me a date everything character that isn't dorian bc I know about him okay I'm very seriously Aware of him
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finished death stranding 2. jesus fucking christ.
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there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.
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#dev patel is nowhere on this list I'm going to kill myself I think.#the only valid ones on this list are like.#tupac is hot and lenny is EXTRA HOT. bad bunny is also hot.#text#polls
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check it
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i'm in the house.
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carpet .
your taking too long
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TAKING TOO LONG
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Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way
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Ramba Ral is so cool I wish I had a wife who'd follow me into active combat zones and wear matching trench coats with me
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your taking too long
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he’s my baby boy he’s 34 he’s not real I would kill for him
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jesus fuckin christ we just got back from the shelter because we thought the puppy had parvo so I've been worrying about him all day (just constantly going to the bathroom outside + throwing up immediately after my partner got home) but turns out he might just be a sensitive little bitch with food
anyways we got our 4k of Sinners when we got back home 👍
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eraqus is clearly the Nicer one in the situation (not looking at him being a bad mentor towards the end there) because xehanort is obviously insane even when he was a kid but idunn inherits my "needs to rehabilitate everyone at the expense of themself" trait and that also carries over to meeting ansem, xemnas, ESPECIALLY terranort,
thought about the friendship dynamic between baby idunn, eraqus, and xehanort again. sobbing on the floor
#srb#thinkin abt the end of kh3 again & PISSED OFF at the idea of xehanort's redemption (if you're incapable of critical thinking skills)#and then I take a breath and go it's a game made for kids. calm down. he literally doesn't get redeemed.#in fact it's VERY FUNNY how he comically COSMICALLY loses to a group of teenagers and their talking animal friends. get fucked old man.#wears a shirt that says “ask me who my favourite xehanort is” & I don't shut up for hours explaining why each of them have their pros + cons#except when I get to explaining xemnas it's just yeah his name is an anagram for man sex so that's cool 👍#i sound insane like I'm fully a certified xehanort hater but idunn is so like. defined by their ties to both the bbs crew and also norts#and I'm giving them darkness powers for the most part so rock on little blue dude.#they get norted once and go hey that was fucking weird.#si: idunn
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thought about the friendship dynamic between baby idunn, eraqus, and xehanort again. sobbing on the floor
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30 years old and I'm developing fucking eczema.
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