#the endless struggle of tagging goro

[corpocookie]

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[snuggetfish]

yo can i have kiryu/akiyama/goro (or at least one of the three) hcs with a lil sister figure who is dumb and energetic

All right, let’s see...

Kiryu

I think first of all he’d be fiercely protective of her, as you'd expect. Kiryu would prefer if she lived close-by or even with him at the orphanage, just so he knows he can be there in case anything happens.

He’s mostly going to struggle with the "energetic" part of this equation. He’s happy to tag along for sports - a bit of jogging or fishing or whatever catches her fancy - but his energy stores are limited, unlike hers. If her lively personality is closer to a hyperactive one, then I think eventually he'd try to pawn her off on the equally hyper orphanage residents... If she likes the kids and the kids like her, it’s a win-win situation! Maybe the Dragon can even get a bit of shuteye while aunty's busy entertaining the munchkins. 😌

And assuming dumb means a little... naive, then it definitely runs in the family. Two heads are better than one though, so together the siblings aren't all that easy to dupe, but individually... well, at least they wouldn't judge each other for it! Akiyama

You'd think he'd be the one most at odds with her high-energy nature, but actually, Akiyama is the one who learns how to "harness" it. I’m not saying he’d use her as a second secreatry or send her on collection runs, promising to pay her in lunches and dinners and flowers but... he kinda would. At least on weekends. Or when Hana’s out of town. 

Does that seem sleazy and exploitative? Yeah, but this is Akiyama we’re talking about. Despite his flaws though, he does still genuinely care for his little sister and makes sure to keep her out of any dirty dealings.

Plus, those meals he tempts her with aren’t just for show. They’re true bonding moments, the only times when they’re both either properly awake or finally winding down, slurping some cup ramen, chatting about anything and everything that comes to mind.

Majima

Of the three pairs, the Majima siblings have the closest relationship. However, this comes as a surprise to most people, because on the surface it looks like they’re always bickering, 24/7. 

They’ll be out doing their own separate things around town, happen to bump into each other and then an endless teasing back-and-forth will ensue. On ocassion, if it’s a slow day and no on else is around, they might even throw down, though these scuffles are nothing like the Kiryu-chan ones. Majima knows his own strength and won’t go too hard on her.

Of course they both also know there’s hardly anything coincidental about these “random” meetings. They love dropping in unannounced to spend time with their sibling, even if you couldn’t get them to admit it. It’s just the dynamic that works for them, you know? What Majima described that one time as “fightin’ and then huggin’ it out in the end.“  

Majima though, he has an extra ace up his sleeve. On acount of her naivete and his “selfless to a fault” nature, he’ll also have some family boys keeping tabs on her... just in case.

Yeah... I guess just about every Yakuza dude is gonna be protective of women in their lives. But that doesn’t mean they’ll try to stifle their little sister’s independence. If she’s fearless and energetic, I think she’s bound to stand out and make a name for herself that’s more than the Fourth Chairman’s/loanshark’s/Mad Dog’s sister 😊