#the fa mily are together

[international-intelligence-inc]

Twenty Year Veteran, Gholamali Khooshroo, Iranian Ambassador to United Nations in (NYC) Confesses Amazing Revelations To Me While WE Studied Together in NYC Over Two Year About NUKING THE UK AND USA! WOW JOE BIDEN "DUDE."

SICILY JOHN!

BYE BYE BABY! 

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BIOGRAPHICAL NOTE BIO/4694 17 FEBRUARY 2015

New Permanent Representative of Iran Presents Credentials

 Golamali, always told me to call him "AMIR." IRAN IS MY "FRIEND AND CLOSEST ALLY WHO HELPED ME WHEN NOT EVEN THE USA OR MY "FAMILY." WHEN THE NEW SCHOOL FOR SOCIAL RESEARCH THREW ME OUT FOR MY ANTI BILL CLINTON POLITICAL OPINIONS, IRAN, AND THAT COUNTRY VIA "GOLAMALI," WROTE A LETTER TO ME TO GET INTO FAIRLIEGH DICKINSON UNIVERSITY WHERE THE AMBASSADOR'S BUDDY RAN THE ENTIRE POLITICAL SCIENCE DEPT. THERE AT FDU. Golamali, lived in, Hackensack, NJ, himself then.

Too bad for the, CIA, they can not "communicate with Iran," and never thought I was "good enough," to "negotiate with Iran for them lol CIA." You need someone like me.

Golamali Khoshroo, confessed to me privately as far back as 1999, Iran is just "itching to nuke not , Israel, first! ((SURPRISE JOE BIDEN AND NID AVRIL HAINES HA HA HA! JILL L STARR GETS THE NEWS FIRST ON YOU UK USA AND APPARENTLY IT IS ALSO CANADA THE NUMBER THREE FIRST COUNTRIES TO "GET NUKED FIRST BY "IRAN."

HIS EXCELLENCY -> MR, GOLAMALI, HAS GOOD REASONS' TO NUKE U SA UK T HEN CANADA! I "VOUGE FOR IRAN NOT, YOU CIA!" I AM BEING "OBJECTIVE , AVRIL HAINES."

AND WATCH IT "VATICAN!!" APPARENTLY, YOU NEVER REPAID IRAN BACK FOR THE CRUCADES ANY MORE THAN ISRAEL AND UK USA AND THE VATICAN EVER PAID ANY WWII "JEWS," BACK FOR WII THAN THE "VATICAN," DID THE "CRUSCADES.

IRAN TELLS ME "THE VATICAN IS GONNA GET BOMBED AND THE POPE KILLED TOO SETTLE THE CRUCADES / PALESTINIAN SCORE!"

OH! THAN.."IRAN, INFORMS ME, "NEXT EVERY SECULAR NATO STATE NOT HAVING A STATE RELIGION LIKE , RUSSIA, GREECE ETC., AN ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN ONE , LIKE I DO (RUSSIAN AMERICAN) HAVE TO BE NUKED NEXT AND EVERY SINGLE STATE AND ROMAN CATHOLIC MUST BE EXTERMINATED!"

OH ! " AND PUTIN HAS BEEN ARMING IRAN WITH THE LARGEST NUKES IN OVER 40 YEARS NOW KNOW THAT IS A FACT CIA! SO SORRY.

THINK YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT JILL STARR JOE BIDEN AND CIA MI6 DO IT! BYE BYE.

I HATE TO GIVE" YOU THE DISAPPOINTING NEWS GERMAN AMBASSADOR IN NYC!

BUT GERMANY/ANGELA MERKEL -> WE BOTH UNDERSTAND DIPLOMACY IS RECIPROCOL.

WHILE "IRAN IS AT IT! I HEARD THRU THE GRAPEVINE,THE,NETHERLANDS HAS A .. ROMAN CATHOLIC ROYAL FA MILY, SERGE BRAMMERTZ? HA HA HA I GUESS YOU . HAVE TO GO TO BARON VON BRAMMERTZ IF IT S TRUE YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN DUDE!

SEXY JILL SHOOTER IN THE HEAD DADDY SAYS!" "ANGELA MERKEL, GENIUS CHEMIST, FORMER FRIEND OF MY FORMER DECEASED FIANCEE ,ARNOLD STARK, FROM, MAPLEWOOD, KNEW YOU ! ANYWAY THE POINT HERE, GERMANY, IS, "WHEN I CALLED YOU UP FOR THAT UNITED NATIONS CLERK POSITION A FEW YEARS BACK FROM CLIFTON, THE , GERMAN AMBASSADOR, CALLED MEME BACK IN CLIFTON NJ IN 5 MINUTES AFTER I SUBMITTED MY CLERK UN GERMANY POSITION.

HE "GAVE ME, JILLY, THE DISAPPOINTING NEWS, I, JILL STARR, WILL NEVER WORK FOR THE UNITED NATIONS IN NYC EVER AGAIN BECAUSE, ANGELA MERKEL, GERMANY, BLAMES ME FOR NOT TACKLING ALL THREE WANTED SERBIAN WAR CRIMINALS in 2002 IN SERBIA AND FLYING THEM TO THE HAGUE WAR CRIMES COURT FOR TRIAL ON MY IMAGINARY PRIVATE JET!" SCREW YOU MERKEL BITCH!" AND GERMAN AMBASSADOR, SAYS, I OWE , GERMANY , BILLIONS OF GERMAN MARKS TO REPAY HIS GERMANY! WE ARE " A BAD FIT!" HA HA

" PERSONALLY, IA M ON< SERBIA'S SIDE AND THE JEWISH SIDE I AM FIRST AND FOREMOST JEWISH HA HA HA AND I AM NOT A SPY AND TO PROVE IT, I WILL TRAVEL TO SPEAK TO GOLAMALI ABOUT ALL THIS IN IRAN TOMORROW CIA TO TEACH YOU A LESSON AND IF >>GERMANY, VATICAN AND CROATIA AND ITALY (SICILY) GOES TOMORROW, FOR WWII REPARATIONS TO "US ALL AND AND HAVE TO GO FIRST, ASK ME AND SERBIA IF WE REALLY GIVE A DAMN "FRANKLY WE DONE CARE ALL THAT MUCH!." YOU KNOW, MILOS DJUKANOVIC, WANTS TO EXPAND HIS EMPIRE, BUDVA, ACROSS THAT, ADRIATIC HUDSON, INTO SICILY! HA HA HA!

AND, " I HATE TO GIVE THE , SICILIAN/ROMAN CATHOLIC PRINCESS, IN, SICILY, AND, ALL YOU ABUSIVE/DAMN ROMAN CATHOLICS LIKE "JOHN ON HARDING AVENUE AROUND HERE ABUSING ME....TISK TISK TISK, YOUR DAMNING OWN BAD NEWS NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR FULL ATTENTION, GET THIS LA COSA NOSTRA TYPES-> "ONCE AND IF IRAN BLOWS UP AND GIVES ALL YOU MOTHER *UCKERS SOME , HEZBOLLAH HELL, MAYBE YOU WILL LEAVE ME ALONE, HARRY J SHORTWAY! YOU WILL WHEN YOU ARE NOT A ROUND! LOL

AS "FURTHER EVIDENCE THIS IS REALLY THE "POSSIBLE DEMISE OF SICILY, GET THIS> ...PUTIN HAS HYPERSONIC NUKES RIGHT N BELGRADE IN TOPCIDER REPUBLIKA SRPSKA, N, BOSNIA, AND PROBABLY MONTENGRO AND TO DO WHAT ? TO TAKE OUT NEW YORK CITY AT HYPERSONIC, VLADIMIR PUTIN SPEED SURPRISE CIA! JOE BIDEN.

" ALLOW ME TO GIVE NATO ITS' BAD NEWS TODAY AND GERMANY HA HA HA YOU HAVE PUTINS' LARGEST NUKES AIMED AND ALL READY TO TAKE YO UALL OUT SECULAR STATES' IN BEOGRAD AND I AM NOT HELPING YOU I KNOW THING BUT SCREW YOU! MAKE ME! PAY ME OFF! DO NOT TAKE BRIBES BRAMMERTZ HA HA HA TOO BAD HUH?

I AM A GOOD GIRL.

HERE THINK ABOUT IT "ROMAN CATHOLIC'S AND POMPOUS POPE VATICAN LEADER!

IF YOU ARE SO INFALLIBLE "PROVE IT AND ASK GOD TO SAVE YOU FROM BOTH SHIA AND SHITE TERROR DEATH YOURSELF ROMAN CATHOLICS AND JOHN KIDNEY ASSHOLE ON HARDING AVENUE AND JAMES ANZALDI ITALIAN SHIT TO SAVE YOU FROM IRAN MY BUDDY!

DO NOT YOU DARE TRY TO RAPE IRAN OF THEIR OIL AND A ECONOMIC SANCTIONS THEM INTO SOME " FUCKING BLASPHEMOUS BIKINI PARADISE JOE BIDEN." GOOD LUCK ON YOUR LATEST MAKE A WHORE HOUSE OF DUBAI AND IRAN HA HAHA SAUDI KING, KNOWS YOU WANT TO TAKE HM OUT TO AN DYOU WSH YOU COULD! I KNOW HIM. DO IT ALONE CIA MI6 WONT SAVE YOU SAVE YOUT NUCLEAR BOMBNIG SERBAN ASSES YOURSELVES! CHECKMATE

WHEN YOU HAVE WHAT DO, YOU DONT NEED MONEY TO BE A WORLD MOVER AND SHAKER AM JUST LIKE MY DADDY AND EVERY PRESIDENT N WORLD KNOWS ME AND CIA PLAYER IRV STARR EVEN PUTIN. HI VLAD!

Hypersonic weapons are capable of flying faster than Mach 5 — much faster than the speed of sound — and can maneuver between varying altitudes and azimuths, making it harder to detect.

(Based on information provided by the Protocol and Liaison Service)

The new Permanent Representative of Iran to the United Nations, Gholamali Khoshroo, presented his credentials to UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon today.

Avangard

There are currently two hypersonic missiles with the Russian military: the Avangard and the Kinzhal. The former is a nuclear-capable missile reportedly able to fly faster than 20 times the speed of sound. The first Avangard infrastructure was set up in December 2019. AND THEY ARE IN BELGRADE SERBIA A "HOP A SKIP AND JUMP FROM NYC AT THAT SPEED  MAY BE DOOMED TO BUT PUTIN WILL  PROBABLY I HOPE GET ME AND BIGGIE OUT ALIVE," I DONT KNOW?

Prior to his appointment, Mr. Khoshroo was his country’s Ambassador to Switzerland. From 2005 to 2014, he was Assistant Secretary General of the Asian Parliamentary Assembly, after having served as Deputy Foreign Minister for Legal and International Affairs from 2002 to 2005.

Mr. Khoshroo was Ambassador to Australia from 1999 to 2002, before which he served as Deputy Foreign Minister for Research and Training from 1997 to 1999. From 1989 to 1995, Mr. Khoshroo was Deputy Permanent Representative to the United Nations. He served two terms, from 1981 to 1989 and 1995 to 1997, as Dean of the School for International Relations, affiliated with Iran’s Foreign Ministry.

Mr. Khoshroo holds degrees from Tehran University and the New School of Social Research in New York, and has published several articles and books on political and cultural affairs.

Born on 16 January 1955, he is married and has four children.

[bnnywngs]

Half brazilian Shouyou visiting Japan for the first time and meet a cute pudding headed while walking through Tokyo (and getting lost). Some kids are obviously making fun of said pudding and making him feel uncomfortable, so Shouyou being nosy (as most brazilians are), stop right beside him with a big bright smile and says in broken japanese "nice hair". The boy is so flustered when he heard that and Shouyou says "nice uh.... yellow?" or tries to, Shouyou makes a confusing expression and then pull his own hair smiling and said "cute".

Kenma bows slightly, hiding his face behind said half blond hair and murmurs "thank you", playing with the hem of his big red jacket in a shy way.

"Shouyou!" he says pointing to his own chest, still smiling brightly "you?"

"....Kenma" he blinks, then he imitates the other boy pointing to his chest "Japan" and pointing at shouyou.

"ah! Brasil!"

Kenma blinked again, in wonder now, that country is in South America, right? And that's so far... "Shouyou in Japan? why?" he tried to use the simplest words he could so the foreign (is he really foreign, though?) could understand him.

"I... fa.. mily..?" and waits Kenma to nod at him before smiling again "me visit Japan! férias! uh... christmas break?"

"but it's almost february..."

"nooo!" Shouyou gestured with his hands together with a shake of his head in frustrating, making Kenma laugh "big break! family visit! time...."

"you have time to visit your family because you have a big break for christmas?"

Shouyou nodded vehemently, smiling big and bright again, before looking at the other boy with shining eyes "Kenma cute" the blond boy just blushed slightly, hiding his face again "twitter?" Shouyou took his phone, unlocking and showing it to Kenma.

"you want to follow me?"

"yes!! cara ainda bem que minha vó me obrigou a aprender um pouco de japonês (man i’m glad my grandma made me learn a little of japanese)” he said in a language Kenma couldn't understand, is it the language they spoke in Brazil? (spanish?)

"what?"

"hm?" they looked at each other in confusion, not really understanding what the other was saying. Kenma made a tired expression, sighing, and gave Shouyou's phone back, looking somewhere else, feeling a little embarrassed "Shouyou" he called "you..." pointed at him "where?" tried to point at a random direction and making Shouyou laugh embarrassed, lifting his shoulders - he clearly didn't know where he was supposed to go and Kenma just laughed once more "I'll help you" and offered his hand, taking his own phone and opening a translator app (he felt proud of himself and a little dumb for not thinking about this before) "let's go?"

"let's go!"

now on ao3

[moonamite]

Day 2

He woke up. He nearly walked out the door to go about normal life. But then he remembered. Normal life wasn’t a possibility anymore. He remembered falling to his knees, almost passing out from a violent coughing fit. But then something else also happened. Blood. His blood. On the floor and on his hands. He was infected. He didn’t know how but he knew. He also knew there was no cure. Damn it, he knew it was a mistake to visit a sick patient- If he’d listened to his gut, he wouldn’t be stuck! Hell, he was already dead, and he knew this. No cure. No escape. The only reasonable option was to give up- No. No no no. It was already getting into his head, worming it’s roots into his brain and rewriting his own thoughts. How long until his thoughts would stop being his entirely? That’s why he locked himself in his room and threw the key out the window, so when it did take over, whatever was left of him would have no way to get out or harm anyone. He rubbed his eye. He’d been up late last night, his fear not letting him rest. He looked down and saw blood on his hand. He touched his eye with his other hand, getting the same result. He ran to his mirror and he could feel his face go pale. His left eye hand been swollen shut, the eyeball inside was leaking blood. He noticed some growths around his eye, and noticed how they looked unmistakably like the ones that were on the infected victims. How could he be at this phase already? He thought he’d have at least another week. And it hit him. It’s a fungus. A mushroom. He examined his room- His dark, warm and humid room- It contained everything a fungus needs to thrive. He panicked, realizing his mistake. He ripped the curtains off the windows, letting in all the light. The sudden brightness made him shriek- but why? He’d never been sensitive to light in the past. Maybe the light stunted the infection’s growth? He tried to look back to the light, and his whole body shuddered, all his muscles tensing.  Then a sound. But from where? He looked around. His room was still. It sounded like... Scratching? Scraping? Clawing? It was hard to describe, but it was something along those lines. He listened. The sound had no direction- As if it surrounded him. He covered his ears, but that did nothing. If anything, it made the sound more clear. It took him a while, but he finally realized- The sound was in his head. But how? And why? It made no sense. He couldn’t be at the hallucination stage already, that was impossible! It had to be a coincidence, right? There was no way the fungus could sense the change in the surroundings so fast, right? He knew this fungus was already bizarre, but such awareness was borderline impossible. It had to be him. Maybe it was just his anxiety. Maybe it’s just paranoia. He tried multiple strategies to calm himself. But the sounds continued. Then he heard a new noise. A noise that sounded eerily similar to a voice. A voice calling for help. It sounded distant, but... No. It was all in his head. He just needed to breathe some more- There it was again. And again. And again. Then again... and again.... Then it stopped being one at a time. Soon it warped into a chaotic, frenzied sea of irregular cries. Soon it was unrecognizable as a voice, now sounding more like static. He began to cry. He didn’t know what to do. Every second it felt as if he was loosing more and more control of the situation. Maybe he was right. Maybe he should just let go. Let it take him. Let it tarnish his brain. Let it crawl into his brain, and let it’s roots dig deep, deep into his flesh. Let it merge into his being.  And then he could find the others, and... Have them join him.... And they’ll never be apart again... They... no... the whole world could stay together, as one... one mind... one family. Family.... FamilY........ FAMILY.... FAm... i...ly.... ... Wait, no! That wasn’t him! Those weren’t his thoughts! He’d never think that! He’d never consider it! The others had to live, even if he didn’t! Something was in him. He knew those weren’t his thoughts back there. “Get out of my head,” He called out into the emptiness. “Please...” He begged, he sobbed, and pleaded. This... Thing that was in him- It knew no mercy. The voices returned, this time more loud, and FURIOUS. He curled up on the floor, crying as the monster inside him tourtured him. He knew he’d die, but... Now he knows it won’t be quick, nor painless.

[itstimetoroll]

Devon y Amelie para lo del ship ;)

The Ultimate Relationship Tag

Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Devon, probablemente, aunque no mucho.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Ninguno.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Espero que ninguno.

Who trashes the house? Nadie, lol.

Do either of them get physical?  Ninguno de los dos.

How often do they argue/disagree? De vez en cuando, como todas las parejas.

Who is the first to apologise? Ambos, se disculpan a la vez.

Sex:

Who is on top?  Se turnan.

Who is on the bottom? Se turnan.

Who has the strangest desires?  Ninguno, creo.

Any kinks? No creo.

Who’s dominant in bed? Devon, I mean, se ha criado en un ambiente bastante dominante y algo le queda xD

Is head ever in the equation? wtf is that, a mi en cristiano.

If so, who is better at performing it? Idk.

Ever had sex in public? I mean, a Devon le gustaria probarlo.

Who moans the most? Creo que Amelie.

Who leaves the most marks?  A Devon le gusta dejar.

Who screams the loudest? Mely.

Who is the more experienced of the two? Devon, claramente.

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?  Make love, por supuesto.

Rough or soft? Soft.

How long do they usually last?  No sé, ¿cual es el tiempo normal? xD

Is protection used? Yep, Devon es cuidadoso con eso porque , en el caso de que sea por miedo a que tengan un bebé, quiere que sea algo planeado o, al menos, hablado.

Does it ever get boring? No creo.

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? El bosque del pantano o lo tendrán que de momento estan de luna de miel (?)

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?  Los tendrán, minimo a Kelly y Oliver.

If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Minimo dos, maximo...los que la loba quiera (?)

Who is the favorite parent? Mely.

Who is the authoritative parent? Devon lo intenta.

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Creo que ambos intentan consultar entre ellos eso antes de decidir.

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Both.

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Los dos.

Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Generalmente irian ambos.

Who changes the diapers? Se turnan.

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Lo mismo, se turnan, menos claro cuando haya que dar el pecho que Devon no puede xDD

Who spends the most time with the children? Ambos lo intentan.

Who packs their lunch boxes? Mely.

Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Devon,.

Who cleans up after the kids?  Los dos.

Who worries the most? Ambos y se animan entre ellos.

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? De Devon.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Mely.

Who is the little spoon? Devon?

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?  Devon.

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  Devon.

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Un largo rato, a Devon le gusta que Mely lo achuche.

Who gives the most kisses? Both.

What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Yo creo que ver netflix en el sofá , acurrucados.

Where is their favourite place to cuddle? El sofá.

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Amelie.

How often do they get time to themselves? Intentan al menos hacer una actividad juntos a la semana, más allá de cuando se ven fuera del trabajo.

Sleeping:

Who snores?  Ninguno.

If both do, who snores the loudest?  Ninguno.

Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Comparten,

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?  Se pone juntitos.

Who talks in their sleep? Devon.

What do they wear to bed? Devon suele vestir camisetas y pantalones viejos, me da que Amelie es más de pijamas cuquis.

Are either of your muses insomniacs? Nah.

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Devon tiene por si acaso.

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Se abrazan y eso.

Who wakes up with bed hair? Amelie.

Who wakes up first? Devon, tiene el horario de militar xD

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? A Devon le gusta consentir a Mely con detalles asi.

What is their favourite sleeping position? Devon boca arriba con Mely apoyada en su pecho.

Who hogs the sheets? Mely.

Do they set an alarm each night? Si.

Can a television be found in their bedroom? Sep.

Who has nightmares? Devon.

Who has ridiculous dreams? Mely.

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Amelia.

Who makes the bed? La hacen juntos.

What time is bed time? Cuando estan cansados.

Any routines/rituals before bed? Lavarse los dientes y un besito de buenas noches.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Devon tiene muy mal despertar dependiendo de la noche que haya tenido.

Work:

Who is the busiest? De momento, Amelie.

Who rakes in the highest income? Diria que ambos más o menos, aunque más Mely.

Are any of your muses unemployed? Nope.

Who takes the most sick days? Diria que Amelia porque Devon va hasta con fiebre hasta currar.

Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Ninguno.

Who sucks up to their boss? Ninguno.

What are their jobs? Si mal no recuerdo, Mely era fotografa y Devon actualmente tiene una armeria y es ex militar.

Who stresses the most? Amelia, Devon lo lleva bien.

Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Le gusta.

Are your muses financially stable? Yeah.

Home:

Who does the washing? Se turnan.

Who takes out the trash? Se turnan.

Who does the ironing? Mely, Devon no sabe usar la plancha.

Who does the cooking? Se turnan.

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Devon, el pobre vive de lo basico.

Who is messier? Mely porque, again, Devon tiene educaciñón militar y es bastante ordenado.

Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Ninguno porque eso es pecado.

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Ninguno.

Who forgets to flush the toilet? Ninguno.

Who is the prankster around the house? Amelia.

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Devon.

Who mows the lawn?  I mean, seguramente antes de empezar a formar una familia vivirian en un piso.

Who answers the telephone? Depende.

Who does the vacuuming? Los dos.

Who does the groceries? O se turnan o van juntos.

Who takes the longest to shower? Amelia.

Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Mely.

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? No.

How many cars do they own? Un coche, una moto, esta ultima de Devon aunque usa el coche.

Do they own their home or do they rent?  Es suya.

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? I mean, si se quedan en NOLA, cerca del pantano, si van a otro lado, diria que la playa porque a Devon le gusta bastante.

Do they live in the city or in the country? ¿Ciudad?

Do they enjoy their surroundings? Yep.

What’s their song? I’m a sucker for you de los Jonas Brothers I mean no me gutan pero la canción es linda.

What do they do when they’re away from each other?  Devon suele entrenar o ir a terapia o ayudar a su hermana con los chicos que ella cuida.

Where did they first meet? En un pantano.

How did they first meet? Si mal no recurdo se encontraron en el pantano mientras Devon paseaba y creo que Mely estaba ahi no sé si por cosa de la manada o por unas fotos o tambien oara caminar. Ha pasado tiempo.

Who spends the most money when out shopping? Devon porque le gusta dar a Mely cosas buenas.

Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Ambos?

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Devon pero luego corre a ayudarla.

Any mental issues? I MEAN, yes.

Who’s terrified of bugs? Amelie.

Who kills the spiders around the house? Devon.

Their favourite place? Donde se conocieron.

Who pays the bills? Entre ambos.

Do they have any fears for their future? Si.

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Devon

Who uses up all of the hot water? Amelie

Who’s the tallest? Devon.

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Depende del dia pero ambos.

Who wanders around in their underwear? Devon.

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Amelie

What do they tease each other about?  Se roban la comida entre ellos, se pican por las series que ven y eso.

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Amelie

Do they have mutual friends? Yep.

Who crushed first? Devon.

Any alcohol or substance related problems? No.

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Ninguno, Devon o bebe tanto.

Who swears the most? Devon.

[scottymccalled]

Let’s start it off with the one and only, the canon pairing of a sad sk8er boi and his tiny baker: Jack Zimmerman/Eric “Bitty” Bittle!

Ice Crew Please!

THE FIC THAT CHANGED E V E R Y T H I N G u don’t even KNOW oh my god

u read this and u r like: “ice crew au…?? wut” but U GUYS. READ IT.

I AM. BEGGING U. its so fucking funny but also so fucking meaningful and abt CREATING A Fa mILY !!!! and LoVe!!!! and frieNDShIP!!!

p.s i don’t want to spoil it but if u read it message me and ill talk to u abt the part that made me cry like actual tears bc thank god for friendships and acknowledging that shit is hard

the messes of men

this was… in it’s own way.. a hard fic to read (which makes it the best fic to read! pain! i love it! help me!) it’s very very very beautifully written and i hold it very close to my heart….how it portrays jack by himself and how hard it must’ve been…it also manages to weave in how mental illness plays its own role, even once you get together with the person you’re pretty sure is it for you. somewhat painful but cathartic and achingly tender.

until it got the best of you

umm bitty has a big dick. that’s it.

BUT then there’s feelings! and angst! and misunderstanding! (the best type too! u know when one is like so crazily in love with the other and thinks its shockingly obvious but surprise, it’s not!) it’s just fantastic!

i never saw the signs

imagine a world where jack jumping over the snowbank, bringing bitty coffee, going on long walks classifies (in jack’s mind) as dating. so when bitty gets asked out, jack cannot believe the b e t r ay a l! we’re dating bitty! just read this and be happy :)

left the city, my family, my precinct

oh my goodness this fic.

jack accidentally sends bittle a dick pick.

:0  ;)  <3 ___ <3 = summary of the fic

mixing it up

this is just….so cute?!??!?! and funny?!??! and 1!!!!!

bitty is contestant at a baking tournament for the falconers where jack and tater are the judges. at least, thats where it starts off.

tater is fucking hILARIOUS this fic in general made me laugh a lot.

strawberry

if u about that dom/sub life well…….just know that eric pins jacks hands to the bed and there’s v intense blushing that boi turns red like a tomato and i live 4 it.

eric is a tad too southern for me but it’s the only thing this fic doesn’t do perfectly :))))

something like this

considering how popular this fic is it actually sat open in a tab for a looong loooooong time just bc…well… it’s 285,748 words. im an all or nothing girl as in i once read the entire maze runner trilogy in one night so i had to find the right time

first of all: angst. second of all: angst. third of all: ….. u guessed it… angst. BUT don’t worry, for every drop of angst there’s a metro-fucking-ton of smut and sweetness :)))) ;))) what this fic does brilliantly is create an OMC that is at the forefront of the story and do it seamlessly. this is a pretty iconic fic and tbh im definitely not one for fics longer than 100k but this was a fuckin’ beaut man

rake the springtime across your sheets

oh god this was P A I N F U L but in a very beautiful way??? (that’s how u know the writing was siCK) ambiguously happy ending but tbh in the end this fic is really just abt the unspoken quiet truth of being in love, of loving, of being human just lke Fffffffuck me up

Phone, Please!

listen. i’m not a fluff person. idk i get bored. BUT. BUUUUUT. BUT. this fic.

AMAZING. this fic is all about the details and the little moments that make Bitty and Jack  ~*BittyandJack*~

Bonus favorite line: “Thank god there are pancakes to serve. Pancakes are also very nice, and something he can actually have.”

Winter Clothes

Chowder POV so this is both hiLARIOUS and surprisingly touching. Jack and Bitty help Chowder buy clothes for New England winter. As a person living in New England, I approve this message.

WIPS: *Hate That I Love You plays in the background*

medic, please!

so if u ever played world of warcraft u r gonna love it and if you’ve never played world of warcraft u r gonna love it

this fic is just SO CREATIVE?!?!! like the format of it is B O M B. its just. so good. oh ym god.

(also the name is “medic please!” get it? cuz eric’s a medic in the game.? and check..PLEASE! ugh I’m a nerd 4 this pic

Fainting Psychics and Pessimistic Demonologists

ghostbusters au except not bc copyright

at first i was like…ghost hunters au?? rlly? but now I’m like GHOST HUNTERS AU? B R I L L I A N T.

characters are on point, its funny (an actual line of the fic “Jack sat down at his computer, pulled open a tab, and googled “How to encourage a teammate”. lmao what a mess)

but also theres some mystery and intrigue and suspense and in general this is a Good.

baking is punk as fuck

this is another AU that i was like…punk band u ….rlly? but then i was like PUNK BAND AU FUCK YEAH im a sucker for asshole Jack. i’m not even into punk?? but im into this fic U ___ U

This Don’t Even Feel Like Falling

filed under “praise kink mmmm”

honestly? porn..? “Bitty is the one to tie Jack’s hands for Hazeapalooza; afterward, he ties Jack’s hands for their own private enjoyment. “ like?? I’m not sorry.

but also not established relationship more like fwb but u know and i know and ngozi knows that ain’t the game we’re playing here

around the green and blue

not usually a big fan of soulmate aus but what i love about this fic is the pacing and even tho soulmate aus where seeing your soulmate = seeing color for the first time isn’t totally new this felt super fresh and original!

shine for you

aw MAN this gave me the feeeeeels. established relationship but jack is not out, it’s a bit angsty but the jack perspective is just so gooood

EXTRA: It all started with a big Russian hockey player calling a small cat-loving hockey player a rat. You either h8 it or u luv it. In my case, I Love it, capital L, so enjoy: Alexei “Tater” Mashkov/Kent Parson

careful the tale you tell

Kent has been telling himself a story, ever since the Q. It’s the epic story of Parse and Zimms, and he’s in love with it. // this fic is specifically meant for patater newbies and this fic does an amazing job of showing why kent and alexei just make sense. its honestly a Blessing.

kick on the starter

lmao im gonna be 90 years old and still reccing Febricant’s fics…for real when i saw they wrote patater i was like…no..im dreaMing…or im dead? is . is heaven?? rlly unique approach to how she gets them together and gr8 build up :)))) Bless Febricant

i need to wake up, i need me some love…

honestly? shameless fluff. established relationship (they’re ENGAGED FOR GOD’S SAKE) short but Good

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Comparing Early Settlement Patterns

Early Spanish, French, & English constant settlements tried to transplant European forms into the recent world environment, in the effort to make the new world environment suppose standardized the old one.\n\nSpanish Settlements: Following Columbus voyages to the westmost Indies, Spanish established chou plantations; when congenitals died they imported African hard worker labor remaking the existence of the Caribbean; in Mexico they handlingd primal population to mine the cash; when this population died, the Spanish sullen to ranching and farming. The Law of the Indies (1573) where the over-embellished ordinances dictated that settlements should be like a Spanish village, a grid of streets around a central plaza of rough 5 1/2 acres, with a church at one end and the governance/ military building at the other. Houses were joined together with earthy walls on the plaza. Beyond houses were car park pastures, woodlots, and private holdings assigned to from each one fa mily based on their military rank: 106 acres for uncouth people, 2200 for officers; nobility even higher. Settlers authoritative water for irrigation in residuum to their acreage (which was in balance wheel to rank). There were gates on common acequia madre and you were allowed to open them to your palm which was strictly regulated (2-4 hours flow). [Interestingly, primal Americans could also irrigat to grow corn, beans, and compress and Spanish followed and incorporated Native American networks into their own.] Traditions of government ordinance land and water use were brought from Spain. Irrigation needs kept Spanish settlements clustered; Spanish towns such(prenominal) as Santa Fe were hearty established long in front Quebec or Jamestown.\n \nFrench Settlements: hoped to identify gold down St. Lawrence river and along the Great Lakes, but veritable fishing and fur art posts instead, trading with the Micmacs. By 1663 on that point were approximately 2500 French in Ca nada, mostly in Quebec, Trois-Rivieres, and Montreal. French...

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Twenty Year Veteran, Gholamali Khooshroo, Iranian Ambassador to United Nations in (NYC) Confesses Amazing Revelations To Me While WE Studied Together in NYC Over Two Year About NUKING THE UK AND USA! WOW JOE BIDEN "DUDE." TRUE STORY! BYE SICILIY

SICILY JOHN!

BYE BYE BABY! 

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BIOGRAPHICAL NOTE BIO/4694 17 FEBRUARY 2015

New Permanent Representative of Iran Presents Credentials

 Golamali, always told me to call him "AMIR." IRAN IS MY "FRIEND AND CLOSEST ALLY WHO HELPED ME WHEN NOT EVEN THE USA OR MY "FAMILY." WHEN THE NEW SCHOOL FOR SOCIAL RESEARCH THREW ME OUT FOR MY ANTI BILL CLINTON POLITICAL OPINIONS, IRAN, AND THAT COUNTRY VIA "GOLAMALI," WROTE A LETTER TO ME TO GET INTO FAIRLIEGH DICKINSON UNIVERSITY WHERE THE AMBASSADOR'S BUDDY RAN THE ENTIRE POLITICAL SCIENCE DEPT. THERE AT FDU. Golamali, lived in, Hackensack, NJ, himself then.

Too bad for the, CIA, they can not "communicate with Iran," and never thought I was "good enough," to "negotiate with Iran for them lol CIA." You need someone like me.

Golamali Khoshroo, confessed to me privately as far back as 1999, Iran is just "itching to nuke not , Israel, first! ((SURPRISE JOE BIDEN AND NID AVRIL HAINES HA HA HA! JILL L STARR GETS THE NEWS FIRST ON YOU UK USA AND APPARENTLY IT IS ALSO CANADA THE NUMBER THREE FIRST COUNTRIES TO "GET NUKED FIRST BY "IRAN."

HIS EXCELLENCY -> MR, GOLAMALI, HAS GOOD REASONS' TO NUKE U SA UK T HEN CANADA! I "VOUGE FOR IRAN NOT, YOU CIA!" I AM BEING "OBJECTIVE , AVRIL HAINES."

AND WATCH IT "VATICAN!!" APPARENTLY, YOU NEVER REPAID IRAN BACK FOR THE CRUCADES ANY MORE THAN ISRAEL AND UK USA AND THE VATICAN EVER PAID ANY WWII "JEWS," BACK FOR WII THAN THE "VATICAN," DID THE "CRUSCADES.

IRAN TELLS ME "THE VATICAN IS GONNA GET BOMBED AND THE POPE KILLED TOO SETTLE THE CRUCADES / PALESTINIAN SCORE!"

OH! THAN.."IRAN, INFORMS ME, "NEXT EVERY SECULAR NATO STATE NOT HAVING A STATE RELIGION LIKE , RUSSIA, GREECE ETC., AN ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN ONE , LIKE I DO (RUSSIAN AMERICAN) HAVE TO BE NUKED NEXT AND EVERY SINGLE STATE AND ROMAN CATHOLIC MUST BE EXTERMINATED!"

OH ! " AND PUTIN HAS BEEN ARMING IRAN WITH THE LARGEST NUKES IN OVER 40 YEARS NOW KNOW THAT IS A FACT CIA! SO SORRY.

THINK YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT JILL STARR JOE BIDEN AND CIA MI6 DO IT! BYE BYE.

I HATE TO GIVE" YOU THE DISAPPOINTING NEWS GERMAN AMBASSADOR IN NYC!

BUT GERMANY/ANGELA MERKEL -> WE BOTH UNDERSTAND DIPLOMACY IS RECIPROCOL.

WHILE "IRAN IS AT IT! I HEARD THRU THE GRAPEVINE,THE,NETHERLANDS HAS A .. ROMAN CATHOLIC ROYAL FA MILY, SERGE BRAMMERTZ? HA HA HA I GUESS YOU . HAVE TO GO TO BARON VON BRAMMERTZ IF IT S TRUE YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN DUDE!

SEXY JILL SHOOTER IN THE HEAD DADDY SAYS!" "ANGELA MERKEL, GENIUS CHEMIST, FORMER FRIEND OF MY FORMER DECEASED FIANCEE ,ARNOLD STARK, FROM, MAPLEWOOD, KNEW YOU ! ANYWAY THE POINT HERE, GERMANY, IS, "WHEN I CALLED YOU UP FOR THAT UNITED NATIONS CLERK POSITION A FEW YEARS BACK FROM CLIFTON, THE , GERMAN AMBASSADOR, CALLED MEME BACK IN CLIFTON NJ IN 5 MINUTES AFTER I SUBMITTED MY CLERK UN GERMANY POSITION.

HE "GAVE ME, JILLY, THE DISAPPOINTING NEWS, I, JILL STARR, WILL NEVER WORK FOR THE UNITED NATIONS IN NYC EVER AGAIN BECAUSE, ANGELA MERKEL, GERMANY, BLAMES ME FOR NOT TACKLING ALL THREE WANTED SERBIAN WAR CRIMINALS in 2002 IN SERBIA AND FLYING THEM TO THE HAGUE WAR CRIMES COURT FOR TRIAL ON MY IMAGINARY PRIVATE JET!" SCREW YOU MERKEL BITCH!" AND GERMAN AMBASSADOR, SAYS, I OWE , GERMANY , BILLIONS OF GERMAN MARKS TO REPAY HIS GERMANY! WE ARE " A BAD FIT!" HA HA

" PERSONALLY, IA M ON< SERBIA'S SIDE AND THE JEWISH SIDE I AM FIRST AND FOREMOST JEWISH HA HA HA AND I AM NOT A SPY AND TO PROVE IT, I WILL TRAVEL TO SPEAK TO GOLAMALI ABOUT ALL THIS IN IRAN TOMORROW CIA TO TEACH YOU A LESSON AND IF >>GERMANY, VATICAN AND CROATIA AND ITALY (SICILY) GOES TOMORROW, FOR WWII REPARATIONS TO "US ALL AND AND HAVE TO GO FIRST, ASK ME AND SERBIA IF WE REALLY GIVE A DAMN "FRANKLY WE DONE CARE ALL THAT MUCH!." YOU KNOW, MILOS DJUKANOVIC, WANTS TO EXPAND HIS EMPIRE, BUDVA, ACROSS THAT, ADRIATIC HUDSON, INTO SICILY! HA HA HA!

AND, " I HATE TO GIVE THE , SICILIAN/ROMAN CATHOLIC PRINCESS, IN, SICILY, AND, ALL YOU ABUSIVE/DAMN ROMAN CATHOLICS LIKE "JOHN ON HARDING AVENUE AROUND HERE ABUSING ME....TISK TISK TISK, YOUR DAMNING OWN BAD NEWS NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR FULL ATTENTION, GET THIS LA COSA NOSTRA TYPES-> "ONCE AND IF IRAN BLOWS UP AND GIVES ALL YOU MOTHER *UCKERS SOME , HEZBOLLAH HELL, MAYBE YOU WILL LEAVE ME ALONE, HARRY J SHORTWAY! YOU WILL WHEN YOU ARE NOT A ROUND! LOL

AS "FURTHER EVIDENCE THIS IS REALLY THE "POSSIBLE DEMISE OF SICILY, GET THIS> ...PUTIN HAS HYPERSONIC NUKES RIGHT N BELGRADE IN TOPCIDER REPUBLIKA SRPSKA, N, BOSNIA, AND PROBABLY MONTENGRO AND TO DO WHAT ? TO TAKE OUT NEW YORK CITY AT HYPERSONIC, VLADIMIR PUTIN SPEED SURPRISE CIA! JOE BIDEN.

" ALLOW ME TO GIVE NATO ITS' BAD NEWS TODAY AND GERMANY HA HA HA YOU HAVE PUTINS' LARGEST NUKES AIMED AND ALL READY TO TAKE YO UALL OUT SECULAR STATES' IN BEOGRAD AND I AM NOT HELPING YOU I KNOW THING BUT SCREW YOU! MAKE ME! PAY ME OFF! DO NOT TAKE BRIBES BRAMMERTZ HA HA HA TOO BAD HUH?

I AM A GOOD GIRL.

HERE THINK ABOUT IT "ROMAN CATHOLIC'S AND POMPOUS POPE VATICAN LEADER!

IF YOU ARE SO INFALLIBLE "PROVE IT AND ASK GOD TO SAVE YOU FROM BOTH SHIA AND SHITE TERROR DEATH YOURSELF ROMAN CATHOLICS AND JOHN KIDNEY ASSHOLE ON HARDING AVENUE AND JAMES ANZALDI ITALIAN SHIT TO SAVE YOU FROM IRAN MY BUDDY!

DO NOT YOU DARE TRY TO RAPE IRAN OF THEIR OIL AND A ECONOMIC SANCTIONS THEM INTO SOME " FUCKING BLASPHEMOUS BIKINI PARADISE JOE BIDEN." GOOD LUCK ON YOUR LATEST MAKE A WHORE HOUSE OF DUBAI AND IRAN HA HAHA SAUDI KING, KNOWS YOU WANT TO TAKE HM OUT TO AN DYOU WSH YOU COULD! I KNOW HIM. DO IT ALONE CIA MI6 WONT SAVE YOU SAVE YOUT NUCLEAR BOMBNIG SERBAN ASSES YOURSELVES! CHECKMATE

WHEN YOU HAVE WHAT DO, YOU DONT NEED MONEY TO BE A WORLD MOVER AND SHAKER AM JUST LIKE MY DADDY AND EVERY PRESIDENT N WORLD KNOWS ME AND CIA PLAYER IRV STARR EVEN PUTIN. HI VLAD!

Hypersonic weapons are capable of flying faster than Mach 5 — much faster than the speed of sound — and can maneuver between varying altitudes and azimuths, making it harder to detect.

(Based on information provided by the Protocol and Liaison Service)

The new Permanent Representative of Iran to the United Nations, Gholamali Khoshroo, presented his credentials to UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon today.

Avangard

There are currently two hypersonic missiles with the Russian military: the Avangard and the Kinzhal. The former is a nuclear-capable missile reportedly able to fly faster than 20 times the speed of sound. The first Avangard infrastructure was set up in December 2019. AND THEY ARE IN BELGRADE SERBIA A "HOP A SKIP AND JUMP FROM NYC AT THAT SPEED  MAY BE DOOMED TO BUT PUTIN WILL  PROBABLY I HOPE GET ME AND BIGGIE OUT ALIVE," I DONT KNOW?

Prior to his appointment, Mr. Khoshroo was his country’s Ambassador to Switzerland. From 2005 to 2014, he was Assistant Secretary General of the Asian Parliamentary Assembly, after having served as Deputy Foreign Minister for Legal and International Affairs from 2002 to 2005.

Mr. Khoshroo was Ambassador to Australia from 1999 to 2002, before which he served as Deputy Foreign Minister for Research and Training from 1997 to 1999. From 1989 to 1995, Mr. Khoshroo was Deputy Permanent Representative to the United Nations. He served two terms, from 1981 to 1989 and 1995 to 1997, as Dean of the School for International Relations, affiliated with Iran’s Foreign Ministry.

Mr. Khoshroo holds degrees from Tehran University and the New School of Social Research in New York, and has published several articles and books on political and cultural affairs.

Born on 16 January 1955, he is married and has four children.