#the hot new trend for 2022: extreme gastrointestinal distress

[oknowkiss]

just dropping by to tell you i love your upcoming domestic egg mayhem story. i am already it's biggest fan and am metaphorically camping in front of your ao3 account to read it first

Joy, now, the problem with encouraging me is that with only the barest amount of interest I’ve now decided this will be not just one story, but a series of domestic one shots wherein the stakes could not be lower but the resultant drama and local community hysterics could not be higher.

it’s giving Murder She Wrote AU, Harry constantly fumbling into local conflict because he a) cannot mind his own business to save his life (literally) and b) attracts the absolute most bizarre conflict like flies to honey.

the series will be called, obviously, Malfoy He Wrote, and I am extremely open to receiving prompts for the “crimes” they “must” “solve”