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visenyaism · 1 year

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the ideal father for rhaenyra would be balon greyjoy. defends his daughters claim at every opportunity, refers to her as his son, tells his actual literal trueborn heir to fuck off because the iron islands belong to his sister. he’s shit at politics but so is viserys so that’s not a dealbreaker. he would sob with pride if she spread bastards throughout the land like wildflower seeds

known feminist and good dad balon greyjoy’s a+ parenting skills WOULD prevent the dance of the dragons and save westeros it would work definitely. ironborn rhaenyra would be like i’m totally allowed to take salt wives too right and then not wait for an answer

#this knocked the wind out of me. come off anon so i can shake your hand #asoiaf #the idea that ANYONES ideal father is BALON. scream #this post was fact checked by real ironborn patriots #rhaenyra don’t learn valyrian blood magic from THAT uncle. daemon and euron would have kin drama

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