#the megalomaniac clown prince heir

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Drone Season Letter

Dear Writer, 

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Hi! Thanks for writing for me! 

I love the ships I’m requesting, and anything about them will make me happy.

For general inspiration, here are some kinks/details/tropes I like in smut:

*Spanking, whipping, paddling, flogging, face slapping, caning… listen, if it’s someone getting hit, I’ll love it *Thighs *Overstimulation, especially of characters who are usually composed, powerful, cool, or in control *Characters humbling themselves deliberately *Power differences (god/worshiper, highblood/lowblood, Petstuck scenarios, historical AUs with class difference, boss/secretary) *Reversed power differences (different dynamics behind closed doors) *Joyous consensual D/s *Unhappy D/s being forced on characters in some way, like in a D/s AU - for example, someone being forced to punish someone else, etc. *Prisoners/slaves/servants being met with kindness *Kisses in unusual places (hands, shoes, neck, back of the knee) *Gangbangs (consensual or not) *Biting (vampiric or not) *Hair-pulling, horn-pulling, face-fucking *Moirails with pails, or best friends being forced to fuck *Kneeling *Public or semi-public sex (like in an arena, on an altar, on the stage, but also like bent over a desk in a library) *Gleeful masochism *Gleeful friendly sadism *Boot worship *Hurt/comfort - a character being tortured/raped/humiliated or simply just having a bad day, and the other character taking care of them 

My DNWs: 

*Character death (unless it ends with resurrection) *Discussion of different lifespans *Rape within the requested ships *Characters being drunk or high in the fic (sex pollen is fine) *Age differences added to the requested ships *A/B/O, pregnancy, animalistic urges/instincts to mate (sex pollen is still fine, just no heats please) 

Note: I like dubcon where characters' choices are influenced by a power difference or an external threat, but I still prefer them to have sex by their own choice, perhaps finding some autonomy within a bad situation.

Note2: Epilogues Roxy being a guy delighted me, and so did nonbinary Roxy. But I still love and 100% welcome cis girl Roxy (unless the fic is set specifically in the Meat epilogue). My personal headcanon is trans girl Roxy, and that portrayal would be amazing too. Really, anything you do with Roxy's gender is good with me.

Now - specific requests! I just pasted these from the requests I submitted.

Marsti/Marvus I came out of Friendsim shipping Marsti♦Marvus somehow. But any other quadrants would be welcome too, as long as they are very fond of each other. Some very optional prompts in case you're looking for ideas: - Marvus gets gangbanged by his fans (or by adults) and Marsti helps him clean up - Marvus is hiding a lowblood heritage, and Marsti is his secret ally, but he ends up needing to hurt her in front of some highbloods - One of them needs to de-stress after a hard day's work, and the other can provide a kinky distraction - Drone season is upon them and everyone wants to know who Marvus will pail with... but he only cares about one person. - Hemospectrumswap? Show me the cleanfreak clown and her lowblood rapper boyfriend.

Cirava/Eridan Cirava and Eridan works for me because they're both very stylish and I think that Eridan would test Cirava's resolve to no longer be sassy around highbloods. I'd prefer if they were about the same age, and if Eridan does NOT write fic about Cirava. Some extremely optional prompts: - Eridan sucks off his personal assistant - Cirava gets thrown into sexual servitude but it goes better than expected - Corsets! - It's awkward having a seadweller groupie but Cirava is getting used to it - Penpals who discover disquieting things about each other. Or maybe they just sext and there is a lot of tension and unspoken feelings? - Hemospectrumswap. A dashing one-eyed sea captain keeps their angsty goldblood lover on a leash (metaphorically?!??)

Rosebot/Kanaya or Rosebot/Rose or Rose/Rosebot/Kanaya Okay, so, I loved the Epilogues, and specifically I loved the Rose/Kanaya parts. I thought it was very romantic when Kanaya got furious and decided to get her wife back. But if you like, you can disregard how Rosebot came to be. I'll be perfectly happy with contextless robofucking if that's what you prefer! Just please give me Rosebot with Kanaya, with Rose, or with both. (Rose can be Meat Rose getting her body back, but it can also be any other Rose, including Alpha Rose or Jasprose.) Optional prompts are optional: - Rose♠Rosebot with extremely rough sex - Kanaya finds her wife, she and Rosebot fuck Rose's body awake (somnophilia! <3) - Kanaya finds a robot-version of her wife and discovers that robo-stamina can be fun - Kanaya gets spanked as a collaborative Rose-Rosebot effort (teamwork!! <3) - AU where Kanaya mail-orders a sexbot and it doesn't go as planned - steampunk AU where Kanaya serves a frightening clockwork god

Dave/Karkat/John/Terezi My OT4! Can you please have them have kinky sex? It doesn't have to be all the characters at once - it's cool to just focus on any pair, as long as it's happening within the greater context of them all dating each other. Or maybe they're not dating but thrown together by circumstance and then they make the best of it. In case you're looking for ideas, here are some ways it could happen: - The two friendleaders each choose a sub, and then prove that their sub is the best sub. - Messy makeouts on a big bed turn into more, and maybe some hair-pulling happens as well! - Petstuck AU where John and Dave go shopping - It's the troll revolution! Maybe John is a depressed/disaffected Crocker heir who gets tangled up with some subversive elements? Maybe Karkat is a messiah figure and he's got three unlikely apostles? - Arranged marriage AU with secret spouse swaps

Dirk/Dave/Karkat Okay so I love Dirk. I equally love: ** sweet, caring, dorky Homestuck Dirk, who tries too hard ** megalomaniacal, mindfucked, pushy Epilogues Dirk, who tries waaaaay too fucking hard and whichever Dirk you choose, I would love to see him getting wrecked, please. I just love the way he has this idea of himself as being super in control, and then it turns out he is very wrong about that and enjoys being proved wrong by Dave and Karkat, who love and understand each other. And maybe they're more confident than Dirk expects? Some expectations vs. reality clash would be nice. Possible scenarios, in case you like working with a prompt: - Homestuck Dirk goes out dancing for the first time, ends up getting spitroasted in the bathroom by his brother and brother-in-law - Karkat wants to practice being an assertive friendleader, and Dave volunteers Dirk for the job of subbing to Karkat - Epilogues Dirk wants to force Dave and Karkat to have sex, or cuddle, for important narrative reasons. He gets dommed into shutting the hell up - Mediaeval AU, two knights and a prince who doesn't know what the hell he wants - Epilogues Dirk asks for punishment - Homestuck Dirk just really wants to clean some shoes with his mouth

Roxy/John/Sollux OKAY so know how John thinks hackers are cool? I'd love to see him get some worship on with his hacker buddies. Messy filthy sex would be excellent in this ship, and any quadrants are welcome. (Please note that I also adore Sollux/Feferi, so please don't break them up or give them a darkfic angle. It's fine to just not mention them though.) Optional prompts are optional:<br /> - Someone invents a spanking machine; someone else is the test subject<br /> - (modified Candy option:) John's spouse just rescued a runaway troll and is hiding him from the cake drones<br /> - Trollstuck AU: drone season: the fuckening (I'd really love to see what troll John and Roxy would be like, and Sollux back in Alternian civilization is such a fascinating concept)<br /> - One of them is worried and needs a distraction and maybe a gag<br /> - High seas AU with a rogue and an heir getting kidnapped and interrogated by the Heiress's First Mate - John is the demon (or patron god) of hackers, and Roxy and Sollux summon him for help and/or forgiveness after their coding heresies - Cyberpunk anything, ideally with cool futuristic boots