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baby, you is a vampire? (2) | jjk

Pairing: Vampire!Jungkook x Reader

Word Count: 927

Genre:  Honestly crack! Fluff.

Summary: you, reader, meet jeon jungkook on a fine summer's day and wow, after a year of dating! you learn he's a vampire! how dumb could you have been? WOW vampires are real!

Warnings: None lol

a/n: this is basically a series of drabbles yayay wowow of you and vampire!jk

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"So... everything I know about vampires is a lie?" You asked, cuddled up to Jungkook, you were adamant on learning EVERYTHING, you had even asked if he eats human food for fun during sex and you know, being the wonderful boyfriend he is, he tolerated it, also answering that yes, he does and it still tastes good, but it doesn't help him at all.

"Mhmm, except the thing about my reflection, can't see shit- I haven't seen myself in 100 years, and I can walk in the sun, sure, I'm a creature of the night, but that has been debunked, I went to the beach with you." Jungkook was happy to tell you most days, other days he just wanted to cuddle because despite being someone who survives off blood and is over 100 years old, he's baby.

Your big baby.

He had told you, that ever since meeting you, his body became warm and that's why cuddling with him isn't like cuddling with Edward Cullen from Twilight.

You were the Bella Swan of your own story, minus how emotionless she was. Kristen Stewart is honestly not that bad of actor, in the Twilight books, Bella is known for not showing her emotions very well! Anyway, back to the matter at hand.

"Did you know I love you?" Jungkook said, suddenly, causing you to nod, he smiled his cute, adorable bunny smile.

"Yeah, I do and I love you more, Jungoo!" You sat up, clutching your chest with your hand (lol what else would you clutch it with?), pretending to be hurt, "the... love- I have for you is too strong!" you huffed, being a little annoying, but Jungkook still loved you despite the fact that you do things he doesn't necessarily understand... he's been alive for so long and you're harder to solve than a Rubik's cube. You then dropped onto the bed, pretending to be dead, a result of loving the man too hard.

He decided to act along with you, holding your fake-frail body in his arms.

"No! The love of my life! Dead! And I wasn't the one to kill her- God, this cruel world! WHyyyyyyy- Wait... now I can throw that ugly, mean hairless cat ou-" And before he could finish his sentence, you jumped out his arms, gasping.

"HOw are you! How...How dare you? Mr. Wrinkles has done nothiNG WRONG!" Mr. Wrinkles was the cat you adopted when you moved in together, and despite him wanting something fluffy and cute, you were immediately attracted to the devil in disguise, formally named Rick, but you decided Mr. Wrinkles was a better name for him.

Of course, Mr. Wrinkles liked you, but he absolutely despised Jungkook, maybe the cat knew that the male living with him was a vampire and he wouldn't hesitate to claw his eyes out for you. His lovely owner, who took care of him and all of his naked glory.

"Ma'am... have you met Mr. Wrinkles? He's the devil in disguise!!" Jungkook exclaimed, his doe eyes widening.

"I mean, I wouldn't know if he was- It took me three years of friendship and a year of dating to find out that you're a vampire..." you trailed off, now thinking back to the signs, "and even if he was, he is a protector of our home!"

Jungkook was damned, if he wasn't so in love, that cat would be long gone and replaced with something else, a snake would be nicer to him than that cat, but here he was.

"And now that the cat's out of the bag [a/n: i can't breathe, why is this so funny to me-], I can be protector of the home! I have fangs and super strength and speed." He said, but you were giggling, laughing about how you were both discussing the placement of your cat in this home and how he used the phrase, 'the cat's out of the bag', you were hopeless sometimes. [just like this story lol]

"GASP! It's been a few days and I still haven't asked you this!" You were speaking so loudly, your words coming out a jumbled mess due to your excitement, and you were kind of spitting in Jungkook's face, but you didn't notice, not even when he wiped it off with his hand.

"How do you drink blood? No- Wait, let me rephrase that-" You were a mess, but a cute one, with your pajamas on, specifically the ones with Ryan the Maneless Lion on them, your hair messily laying atop your head. You were honestly thinking a little too long, since what you were trying to ask wasn't even that hard to rephrase, but your mind was going boop boop beep beep.

"Where do you even go to drink blood?" You asked, sneezing right after, for whatever reason.

"Well, we vampires have been coexisting with you humans for decades, there's a cafe nearby that adds little drops of blood to your drink if you ask." Jungkook was suddenly, and weirdly, speaking in a southern accent, maybe to make you laugh or just because the sentence he spoke called for it.

You just started imagining him in a cowboy hat and boots, but your brain pulled a 180 and started thinking about Doodlebob from Spongebob.

"You know, in Twilight, how all the vampires have a specific set of powers? Do you have those?"

Jungkook nodded, "my very, VERY special power is to love you, baby!" and with that, he was pulling you into his arms and kissing you all over your face.

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a/n: i enjoy writing these woowow