#the teacher… 🤢

[lilidawnonthemoon]

[seravphs]

All of the children in Jujutsu Kaisen deserved to have been saved and that includes Toji.

[medufasa]

the discovery of my 67 year old English teacher writing gay fanfiction as a genuine assignment of his has given me the courage to turn in a lachambers poem as my final summative ☠️

[pondslime]

just gotta say. cannot fucking believe they let us watch osmosis jones (2001) in middle school health class. as if we were gonna come out of that unscathed

[evolnoomym]

I’m back with more yapping. This time I’m a lil deranged 🫢

Periods suck. The first day is the worst if I’m lucky. Right now I’d like to rip my insides out to cure my pain and if one more person asks me if I’m mad because I’m menstruating I will commit a crime. I need Joel Miller to take care of me. Actually I have to get up to make myself some breakfast but all I can do is lay on my bed like a pathetic mess woooooo.

And I can vividly remember my PE teacher when I was 12 being able to tell I was on my period just by looking at me, now looking back maybe it was weird, but at least he didn’t try to sue me like the one after him. 🤓

P.s. @janaispunk and @iamasaddie both made cry a little bit but I love them anyway.💕

[mimiteyy]

staring at those assignments due in a couple days tht I haven’t started yet🧍‍♂️

[depvotee]

I'm so sorry I'm going crazy

[akkivee]

this is going to be my hypmic self insert profile LMAO

[thevirginslvt]

i have so much rage contained for this one person and i feel so dumb about it because they are out there living their best life while i’m fantasizing about ways to shut them up

[nulltune]

pov hakuno smiles at you 🥺

[astxrwar]

saw some post the other day that I can’t find about men with slutty not-that-little soup can waists and yeah. i don’t care for the little narrow ones i want a dude who looks like a tree. | | > V

[dr11ft]

parallels.

[jackinalex]

I honestly think Jack likes Simple Creatures more than Alex! I wonder if Alex ever replies to Jack’s stories where he is just saying that he’s hot, I can’t even imagine what he would say, thanks man? 😂 And that is making me think, does Jack just scroll through random old photos of Alex when he’s bored and then is just like I need to post this and let everyone know how much I adore this man? He literally posted that baseball photo from months ago in his summer photo dump just to have more Alex photos 😂 anyway, thank you for your Jalex service Jack, it’s much appreciated

Y’all know what I wanna talk about lmfao. I bet Jack does respond to stories saying Alex looks hot. Idk what his deal is with the pictures. The one he posted today is so old? Could be popping up on his memories but idk, man. All I can say is he’s in love. 🥰

Also love the gc recognizing the content is for me

[skylesbian]

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[avid-idiot]

Bless those teachers who will talk shit w you about anyone and everything <3

[niallandtommo]

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