#the will speaks

[yourfavslanterncorp]

This actually isn’t an ask, it’s just something that’s been on my mind for a while. Out of curiosity, have you come across the character Razer before? He was originally a Red Lantern from Green Lantern the Animated Series (which was cancelled, tragically), but later appeared in the cartoon Young Justice, where he became the Red and Blue lantern, dual welding both rings.

My point is, have you come across any characters that you believe would fit the characteristics of more than one lantern corps?

Oh, I love Razer. One of the best characters to don a power ring. As for your question, Cullen, there are many that have several potential rings granted to them. Your last ask, Starscream, could have taken either Red or Yellow. Maybe in the future there will be a character with more than one. (Whenever I learn photoshop, perhaps?)

[waspcup]

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

[livingthedragonlife]

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

[secretlystephaniebrown]

When I was a kid I thought there were so many more swear words than there are. But in actuality we get like. ten before it just turns into slurs. Deep down, I’m still disappointed.

[solidwater05]

Pros of hyperfixiation:

Happy!

Art ideas

Life is good

Cons of hyperfixiation:

I am going to blow up

All my art is of the same guy

If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

[scummrevisited]

"two bodyguards drag me away" has been my fav way to finish insane sentences, its up there with "who said that", "can anyone hear me", "is this thing on" and "its so dark in here"

[smallmeanie]

it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[storybookprincess]

probably my most powerful interpersonal communication hack is to, whenever possible, ask either/or questions rather than yes/no questions

for example, when chatting with coworkers, i’ll often ask if they have any fun weekend plans. but let’s be real - we all feel like friendless losers when someone asks that question and we go “uhhhhh… no.” so instead, i phrase it as “so, do you have anything fun planned over the weekend, or are you just going to enjoy having some time to relax?”

phrased like this, there’s rarely any awkwardness. you’ve presented two options & given both equally positive connotations, so your conversational partner has an automatic “out,” so to speak

but it works for higher stakes conversations too!!!! my mom was saying this weekend how she and her neighbor both like walking around the neighborhood & that she wanted to suggest they take a walk together sometime, but was worried about how to approach the conversation

so i said “how about you just say ‘i’ve noticed we both like taking walks! would you be interested in going for one together, or do you use walks for some precious alone time?’”

now Walking Neighbor has an automatic “get out of jail free card” if she wants to say no!!!! which means my mom doesn’t have to worry about the conversation being uncomfortable, because she’s set it up to go smoothly

either/or questions rather than yes/no questions. it is really like magic

[gibberishquestion]

many such cases

[yourfavslanterncorp]

Greetings!

I am The Will. I take characters from across various stories, and assign them to the lantern corp I believe fits their personality, motives, and history. My inbox is always open to new challenges, so feel free to send characters who you feel deserve their own ring.

(A list of the different corps can be found in my bio.)

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

[necrowtic]

you cant be talking like that white baby

[kuiperchaos]

Absolutely living for Laios’ English VA

[agnesandhilda]

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me