#the-crxmxnal

[wriggler-naming-suggestions]

-Mxnthy. ~

-X've looked through thxs blog. ~

-X cannot belxeve the thxngs you've done. ~

-You revealed Talcus' name. ~

-You have expressed such a hatred of xt. ~

-You lxed about the blood thxng? ~

-You dxdn't say xt was for some rxdxculous blood experxment. ~

-You came to my hxve and x let you send maxl and xt was a wrxggler? ~

-A wrxggler, Mxnthy? ~

-You've sent some troll two wrxgglers? ~

-Have you lost your pan? ~

-Xs thxs troll mxnd controllxng you? ~

-Do you not see how worryxng thxs xs? ~

-Have you been thxs troll the whole txme? ~

-Dxd you hate Talcus the whole txme we were datxng? The whole txme we were frxends? ~

-They're my top prxorxty. You know that. ~

-Dxd you ever even lxke me? ~

-How could you hate someone x love so much and stxll lxke me? ~

-Why were we even together? ~

-X'm so dxssapoxnted xn you. ~

-X thought you had potentxal. ~

-But you're an xmmature crxmxnal. ~

-Xf you need help, x'm here. ~

-Xf not, xf thxs xs truly how you are, then be grateful x don't report your crxmes. ~

-Others mxght not be so kxnd. ~

-Marrgo Conlxe. ~

< oh th:z :z k:nda perzonal huh >

< yeah : mean we zhouldnt have dated that waz ztup:d >

[screenviolense-a]

@the-crxmxnal​ sent: [ 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐏 ] My muse boops your muse’s nose (For whoever you think will go well with him <3 ) 

         cordelia wasn’t one to get lost in thought, at least not when she wasn’t at the mall picking between two similar but very different shades of green, but before now she hadn’t had to deal with the very not normal situations buffy and her loser friends sucked her into. how did they not get nightmares on the regular? she hadn’t gotten any sleep the last night after a run in with a cute guy who, of course, had to be a blood sucking creep.

          the tap on her nose snapped her out of her thoughts, blinking up at him in confusion before rolling her eyes. ‘ what do you want? ‘

[rebelw1thacause]

CONT from @the-crxmxnal​

Jasmine held the heart cased chocolates in her hand.

“Well, thank you sug, I actually got you something myself,” she told him, handing the box of chocolates to him.  “Happy Valentine’s Day.”

Jasmine actually had another suggestion for how they could spend the holiday weekend, recalling that hotel they went to before she had to leave for Christmas.  Maybe she and John could go there again for the weekend, since Valentine’s Day happened to be on a weekday.  Jasmine couldn’t wait to go to the arcade after school.  She gave John a kiss on the cheek.

“Meet you at the arcade after school.”

[royal-sugarplum]

@the-crxmxnal said:  “You really didn’t need to, you know.”

Emergency Fluff and Softness Starters

“But I want to” Vian comments simply in response, a soft smile spread across his features as he finishes unfolding a soft blanket on his couch. Perhaps Vian was too trusting of others, it had burnt him in the past and yet it still hadn’t broken his trust in people.

“If you want more blankets I can get some” He hums as he moves himself into his kitchen to open up his fridge and grab out his orange juice and then grabs two glasses to fill up “Juice?”

[tragicblood-archived]

@the-crxmxnal​  liked >>this<< for a short starter.

     Spotting Bender, she quickly made her way her over to him. Placing her hands on her hips, she looked him over. “What’s cookin’ good lookin’?” Faye teased playfully. She was in a fairly good mood and was hoping to spread a little joy to one of her newest companions.

[frxstquccn]

   “Hmmm? Any particular reason you are staring at me? Something on my face, perhaps?”

@the-crxmxnal​

[cultkiid]

@the-crxmxnal​ ; starter call.

“Hey.” She flicks her cigarette to the curb and plops down next to the young man.  “You good?” Pabst Blue Ribbon and stale tobacco drift from her lips. Roxanne digs into her back pocket and produces her crumpled pack of GPC cigarettes. Bruised digits draw a slightly bent square from the package. She offers it to the boy. “He really did a number on you, huh?” She nods to his black eye. She’s seen worse. Roxanne points to his nose. “Ya got a lil’ blood dripping out.”

[the-naboo-sith]

"Do you have some cash? This vending machine just ate the last of mine..."

Desdie glances over to see who had spoken to her, seeing the other she chuckles. "Yeah, that Vending Machine has an attitude problem I swear it." She jokes before smiling. "How much do you need?" She asks.

[ayylovley]

"Hey! Who the fuck left this doll here!?" For Tiffany

The doll was sitting on Bender’s bed looking so lifeless. Feminine type with a white wedding dress, black leather jacket, her makeup perfectly done up, and her blonde hair curly and soft.

It was payback, for giving Tiffany a Good Guy doll that night when it was nothing but a normal piece of plastic.

Keeping her doll form as John leaned closer in complete confusion and disgust, the doll let out a creepy but adorable robotic giggle.

[irritableteadrinker]

[[ Cont || @the-crxmxnal​ ]]

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   Considering Simon’s experience, he knew for a fact this individual was buzzing from something. The younger man seemed completely out of it. Simon’s lips tensed for a spell, obviously wondering what on Earth was his problem.

   “You bumped into me.” The Brit pointed out with a soft shrug. “Shouldn’t you be the one buggering off? I was here first.” Apparently Simon didn’t appreciate this nobody barking orders at him. “Or at least you should sit down, before you fall flat on your face. The way you’re stumbling about like a headless chicken...”

[brxisedblossom]

continued.  @the-crxmxnal​

Brown eyes closed for a moment as she grunted. “FINE. THREE.” she muttered, opening up the carton and placing one between her lips before taking out the three cigarettes Bender requested.

Any hope from her eyes slowly disappeared as she stared at him. Not moving for a moment while Ae took her time to process everything. As much as she wanted chase him down and arrest him, it was obvious he wasn’t in the best of cases.

“Listen.” She started, “I didn’t become a cop to track down some TEENAGER I did it to get the scum ass murderers and bank robbers. Okay? I GET it. I didn’t grow up in the best place either. I had a roof over my head.. but that was about it.”

She pushed her hair away from her eyes, leaning against her own car. “I’m not chase you down and throw you in jail for this. ONLY because of the fine that comes with it. Just don’t say shit alright? Could probably get myself fired doing this..” Ae Chea wasn’t sure why she suddenly got a soft spot for some random ass kid who seemed to want to torture her.. maybe because she could see herself in him.

[lostinyourfacade]

"I'm taking a nap."

“Alright. I’ll get you a blanket and some pillows. You want a teddy bear to cuddle with? I have a lot of them.”

[royal-sugarplum]

@the-crxmxnal Cont.

Not exactly feeling his best, time of the month and all, the evening was getting late, the full moon lingering and threatening to show face in no more than a few hours, Bender was taking himself outside of town, like usual, out of the way of harming people when he had stopped for a moment on the side walk, rubbing the back of his neck as the fatigue started to kick in.

One thing for sure, he hadn’t expected anyone to speak to him, let alone did he think he’d notice while being so focused on getting himself away from civilians and into the woods surrounding the town.

A glance up at who spoke, eyes groggy, tired, dark circles prominent beneath with a really bad case of bed hair to boot, he had a few hours, and it was going to be better to stay awake until he knew he was out of range of any innocent bystanders.

“What’s the catch?”

The other didn’t look as if he was in good shape, perhaps that is why it had gotten Vian’s attention. He wanted to help those who might need it, which was the whole reason he had called out to the other, wanting to know if the other wanted a coffee or something. 

It was late, his bakery was long since closed but he was willing to turn the lights back on and bake something quickly for the other if they so chose to come inside and take at least a little weight off their shoulders. 

“No catch, you just look as if you would like a coffee” His comment is joined with a soft smile spreading across his features, warm and welcoming. “How do you like your coffee?” As he asks his question, Vian turns around to unlock his bakeries door.

[stcr]

MISCELLANEOUS MUN FACTS

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Partner of just over a year

FAVORITE COLOR: Teal

LIPSTICK OR CHAPSTICK: Depends on my mood or what I’m dressing for.

LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: Hey You - Pink Floyd

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: The Rise of Skywalker

TOP THREE TV SHOWS: Oh god… Stranger Things, Doctor Who, ATLA

TOP THREE SHIPS: Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiitttt….aight, I’m a ship-whore okay. I ship everyone with everything. But I guess if I had to make choices, I’m gonna say The Doctor and Donna Noble (platonic), Elizabeth Thatcher and Jack Thornton (romantic) (wholesome Christian Hallmark shows are my feel-good cozy shows ok, sue me), HH Holmes and Jack the Ripper (bc I love crack and I’m also fairly convinced they were the same people but can you imagine gay Victorian era serial killers? Matching tophats and bushy mustaches and waistcoats. Like a murdery Holmes and Watson. It’s a ship nobody asked for and I am the captain.)

BOOKS I’M CURRENTLY READING: I just finished Valiant by Holly Black for like the sixth time. The next book I wanna read is the one HH Holmes wrote while he was in prison.

[rebelw1thacause]

CONT from @the-crxmxnal

Jasmine wrapped her arms around him, feeling her back pushed against a wall.

“Oh, yeah, just like that,” she moaned, closing her eyes.  “No holding back.”

She lowered her hands to his ass, giving it a nice good squeeze.

[monstriiss]

@the-crxmxnal​ continued from here 

The monster did not back away, rather, she took a step forward, pale feet armed with talons peeked from beneath masses of black. She did not stand at her full height, not while she was so close to town, but still she towered over the boy, easily a head taller if not more. 

“ Really? ” Drathenia smirked, unperturbed by his threats of violence. As if a grown man could pose a threat to her, much less a child. Another step closer she then held her clawed hands out with her palms towards him invitingly, tauntingly. 

“ Then by all means, TRY. ”