#theLreads

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Pfft- Yeah, the three least qualified adults to tell the kid that lying is wrong, and neither of them has any idea about the other two.

OH MY GOD THEY ARE NOT EVEN LOOKING AT EACH OTHER

THEY ARE FEELING SO FUCKING GUILTY, ANYA IS JUST THERE LIKE “FUCK MY LIFE”

ANYA PLEASE

WELL, AT LEAST YOU FOLLOWED THEIR ADVICE ON LYING. CAN`T BLAME YOU ON DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY TOLD, YOU KNOW?

[thelreads]

Denji has been bitchless for so long he ascended beyond the limitations of humanity, and thus realized that the concept of "being somewhere" is merely subjective and nothing more than something that can be bended to his will

Specially when someone is offering him a chance to get laid

[thelreads]

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT

SHE

WHAT

WHAT

HUH??????

[thelreads]

Okay now we're leaving the shoujo realms behind and heading straight into shonen land.

OH MY GOD THOSE FUCKING KIDS I CAN'T WITH THEM

WHY DO YOU KIDS KNOW HOW TO TALK IN DINOSAUR, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FORGOTTEN LANGUAGE

[thelreads]

this hurts a little Endo, not gonna lie.

Glad to see that Bond and Aaron put their differences aside and finally joined forces. It's good to see those titanic beasts finally fighting for the same cause.

Endo I'm convinced you made this chapter exclusively to hurt me.

[thelreads]

Me: Oh man, I'm loving this new Stardew Valley update, I love to have a chill and cutesy game to just relax without anything to worry me

The Green Weather:

[thelreads]

Definitely not what you expected, right Twilight? Tell me, is the kiss still off the table or seeing that smile made you want to give up the mission and marry for real?

OH MY GOD HE FELL DOWN AFTER SEEING THAT

AND I GET IT. THIS IS THE SAME REASON WHY HE MANAGED TO SLEEP AROUND ANYA BACK AT THE FIRST CHAPTER, OR WHEN HE FELL DOWN AFTER ANYA PASSED THE ENTRANCE EXAM

HE FEELS COMFORTABLE ENOUGH AROUND HER THAT HE ALLOWED HIMSELF TO SHOW WEAKNESS

OH MY GOD MY MAN IS SO IN LOVE AND HE DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE IT

[thelreads]

FUCK YEAH IT WAS

SO SHE WAS A SPY

THAT WAS NOT SOMETHING A SIMPLE EX-SOLDIER COULD'VE PULLED, SHE'S AT THE VERY LEAST AN OLD SPY, OR A RETIRED ASSASSIN, THAT'S FOR SURE

[thelreads]

Meanwhile, in the trending tags...

[thelreads]

Show this to someone who doesn't read CSM and ask them to explain what they think is happening

[thelreads]

MY POOR BOY IS GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK OH MY GOD

OH THAT'S A NEW FACE RIGHT THERE

OH YOU POOR LITTLE HEART

BLESS YOU DAMIAN

[thelreads]

YEAH ANYA! YOU'RE A GENIUS! NOW WE ONLY NEED TO WAIT FOR THE APPLE PROJECT PEOPLE TO COME AROUND

See Twilight, that's how you motivate your daughter to study. Hope the lesson sticks.

[thelreads]

YOU ASK WHY TWILIGHT? YOU'RE TRUSTING HER AND LETTING HER IN, WHY WOULDN'T SHE BE HAPPY ABOUT IT?

yes endo yes thank you endo yes please continue endo yes yes yes

[thelreads]

YEAH THAT'S MORE LIKE THEM I SUPPOSE

OH MY GOD THE TWO THERE

I THINK THAT'S A SERIOUS UNDERSTATEMENT ENDO

WHAT THE FUCK

HOLY FUCK WHAT

[thelreads]

NOT WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING, RIGHT DAMIAN

CERRTAINLY NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING WHAT THE FUCK WAS WHAT

OH OKAY YOU DIDN'T BELIEVED HER

STILL

WHAT THE FUCK

ANYA SAID IT

NO BEKCY, LET THEM BE THAT'S PART OF THE PROCESS THAT'S ALL PART OF THE PROCVESS WHAT THE FUCK I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT WHAT THE FUCK

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HELL FUCKING YEAH MY BOY IS BACK

LOOK AT HIM, HE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A GRUMPY SHIT

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Huh, I just noticed some similarities to my writing. But nevermind that

HE'S BACK

WHICH MEANS THAT THE BOSS MUSIC APPROACHES ITS END, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

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NOT COOL ENDO, NOT COOL