#theharleenquinn

[frczenhearts]

//I swear I read the tags in that batwoman post as "slap Victor's frosty butt" and had to double take

Oh we all know that Kate spanks.

[fearsewn]

@theharleenquinn​ || closed starter 

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     “Harleen, if I have someone I want you to  . . . keep tabs on, one woman to another . . . a patient for whom I  . . . . . may, just may, have developed a soft spot . . . what would you say to following her home after she leaves my office, and just  . . . perhaps confirming she’s alright?” 

[ask-a-henchman]

GeT sOmE sLeEp

@theharleenquinn

[prettykittykyle-blog]

@theharleenquinn

she graced her other half with a kiss filled with the passion of a thousand lives lived, arms wrapped around Harley’s waist pulling her close. emerald eyes closed as she gives herself completely into the kiss, into the love she felt for Harley. something she never really allowed herself to feel for anyone if she could help it. so scared at the consequences such open love brought with it. but she didn’t care. not at this moment. right now all she wanted was the good that love brought. 

[brutalscaled]

5'3" *wink*

HEIGHT COMPARISON || Accepting!

[firstofsakaar]

WHEN THAT COFFEE KICKS IN THO @theharleenquinn: :3c

I fuckin love Harley Quinn. She’s my baby. Admittedly, I’m really only super familiar with her in BtAS, but the character rarely changes so much as to be unrecognizable, and she is my clowny girlfriend.

So what might be kinda fun would be to have the Grandmaster as, like...a gangster. Kingpin type. Y’know? And have him move his shit into Gotham, and of course he’s obscenely rich and good at schmoozing and does a lot of illegal shit and runs an underground casino, but since the rest of his biz is legit and the casino can’t really be linked to him through evidence, it slides.

And just basically bring in Harley as his babydoll. He’ll be her sugar daddy or whatever. Let her be somehow separated from the Joker and Ivy and GM’ll work his charming magic in no time! Because she’s good muscle, but more FUN than Topaz!

[thegirlfallsfromthesky]

@theharleenquinn

From here

“Gotham?” Alex repeated, groaning softly as she sat up, taking the woman’s hand and slowly getting to her feet. “What the hell, I can’t be in Gotham, I’m supposed to be in New York, I... I don’t know how I got here...”

[bitofthisandthat]

@theharleenquinn​

“Now that we’ve artistically rioted the city, and set it aflame... Why not celebrate our success, and find a fun little island somewhere your human law-pushers can’t find us? My treat, babycakes...

...Unless you’re up for another round of mayhem? I always say: you TRULY get to know a person on the throes of Chaos.”

[deemwcrthy]

he can FEEL the hands flitting about in his HAIR, && he suddenly TENSES up, frozen in his seat.

                  ‘ ......wh   what are you DOING?? ‘

@theharleenquinn

[darker-feathers-blog]

[starter for @theharleenquinn]

There was a flash of purple light high above the streets of the great city known as Gotham. Below, the streets were busy with cars driving around at night, Gotham truly was a city that never slept. This of course surprised the Dark Angel when he came through his transportation, his wings spread out to descend to a nearby tall building. He looked out to the city below, his red eyes full of a tame interest.

“I knew that humans were innovative and worked well, but this is just a whole new level...” He muttered to himself, not quite sure of how this world worked. Although, he wasn’t fully prepared to have some flying machine shine a light down upon him. It wasn’t too common for a strange flash of purple light to be seen in the sky, and in a city as criminally rich as Gotham, the automatic cause was something bad. 

Dark Pit instantly began to dash across the tall buildings, using his wings to clear the larger gaps as he tried to get away from a helicopter and camera.  It truly was a chaotic sight that not many could ignore. 

[jester-of-genocide]

😘

    ❝ How lovely, Harls. Now, we have a certain Christmas celebration to attend! I’m sure ol’ Jimbo will be delighted when sees his gifts! ❞

[fearsewn]

surprise! Harley still loves you~ *blows kiss*

    “I wouldn’t be able to go on otherwise,” Crane deadpans, with the usual wan smile, but in the faint softening of icy eyes, it’s clear there’s real affection.  “Heard you’ve been having a ball lately.  Do I get an invite to one of your fine cotillions?” 

[gctjinxd]

"So that's your hair, right? Not actual horns." She gave one a poke. "How do ya get it t' defy gravity like that?"

there was no way this was happening. there was no way this was actually happening. Harley Quinn, the Harley Quinn, was here talking to her. her heart was beating so hard she couldn’t hear a word that she was saying, simply nodding in reply as she continued to just stare. this was her hero! her idol! her goal once before she realized she could be a hero instead. she quickly tried to pull herself together, relying upon old teachings from HIVE to get her through her awe. her posture quickly righting itself as she clasped her hands respectfully behind her back, blinking a few times as she finally looked away if even for just a split second. “ you... you’re her... you’re really her.... you’re.... wow.... “ 

[notpoisonoakie-archived]

@theharleenquinn ✿ Liked for a thing

      “I know you’re telling my plants to be quiet, and they are, but I can still hear you whispering.” Ivy commented, allowing her vines to give her a boost up to see where the blonde was hiding. 

[thisisscarfaceyerdealinwith]

"Holy shit. If that ain't a face I haven't seen in near /eons/!"

“ ‘Ey d’ere, dollface!” He grinned, rising from his luxurious lounge seat when he saw the blonde wander over. He propped himself on his cane as he made a few steps towards her, letting her do the rest of the walking. The old leg wasn’t what it used to be.

“C’mere. Lemma have a look at’cha.” He chuckled, reaching out to take her hand and give her a spin. “Ya still shine like a new penny, Blondie. How da hell have ya been?”

[psyclownsis-a-blog]

soft gasp at seeing my version of Harley on the dash from someone other than me

2004 harley is a beautiful precious gem who deserved so much more than 1 1/4 episodes and anyone who disagrees can fight me