#their stunt debut is a cosplay coffee date
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16Feb23
Wake up, gays, we’re back in stunt hell;
There’s a film and an image to sell,
So a new stunt unfurls,
Same old shit, different girl—
Hey, DM, who’s Lou’s blonde personnel?
#larry#louis#louis tomlinson#stunts#in which we wait for the daily mail to reveal louis tomlinson’s mystery blonde#pap photos started appearing on UAs of louis and a young blonde person#there was a brief hope that maybe it was a music connection#but then we got walloped with pics of them holding hands#so I’m assuming we’re back in stunt town#after 40 glorious beard-free days#can’t wait for the details#did they meet at an LA house party?#why can louis go out with oli 9 days a week and they’re never papped?#you know why#i know I’m in error assuming a gender#but if they actually let louis stunt with someone non-binary i’d be thrilled#she seems really really young#which is giving ick#their stunt debut is a cosplay coffee date#he’s in a vintage black sabbath tee#she’s in metallica#just let them be gay#limerick-lt#february 16#2023#damn this fandom is fast#apparently she’s an LA “model”#sofie nyvang#lol she even tagged metallica in her story today#leaving little breadcrumbs so we could confirm
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