#there was a long. LONG. LOOOONG ass time ago where me and some ppl had a lil group verse

[gardenofgods]

Without a doubt, the legendaries Arceus cares about the most are the Creation Trio, but not in the way a loving parent would. It’s a type of care that’s malicious and abusive, and that is how it’s always been. His children had to be the picture of perfection. Arceus created them intentionally to be the strongest out of all the legendaries, their power coming just behind his own. He bestowed upon them his own power over space, time, and antimatter, the Creation Trio inheriting three of his most powerful moves from him as well. Spacial Rend, Roar of Time, and Shadow Force.

He gave them all the tools they needed to succeed, to be a ruthless force that could crush the pantheon under their heels if anyone ever dared opposed them or tried to stand against him. Arceus gave them every opportunity, and yet the free will they had was too much. Discipline and punishments didn’t work. He struck fear into them, but it didn’t go they way he had anticipated. In the end, Arceus only wound up with three sniveling cowards on his hands, and billions of years of disappointment and wasted time.

There is little he despises more in this world than his children, especially Giratina and Dialga as of late. Palkia is really the only wildcard left now, with Giratina and Dialga showing where their alliances lie. The god of space is the golden child, the favored one, but not by much. He could still flip any which way, and that uncertainty drives Arceus insane.

[nicebeanisnice]

Hello tumblr people

A long long loooong time ago, I wanted to make an interactive fiction where you could date, become friends with or help some lord of the rings/the hobbit characters, and like, I made a “””””preview””””” for each “path” but it was 2AM and I was tired, and when I’m tired it’s as if I’m drunk but worse, because I’m also tired.

So, I re-read it and it made me laugh, so I thought I could share it here and make people laugh maybe, it’s all in capitals, I was probably screaming in my head while writing this or something. It’s not real previews, it’s more like titles for the documents where I put what I had written for each character.

So warning, this is not to be taken seriously (idk how it could though, but I prefer putting it out there) and it doesn’t make sense sometimes but I didn’t want to edit anything ^^’ And for those who don’t know, LI stands for love interest 

BARD THE BOWMAN, HE’S STRUNG SO HARD HE CAN’T UNSTRUNG HIMSELF PLZ SOME READER COME COLLECT THEIR CONFUSED ADULT

MERRY CHRISTMAS LMAO THAT WAS SUCH A BAD JOKE DON’T WORRY HIS JOKES WILL BE BETTER THAN THAT

PIPPIN YAY A DRINKING/SMOKING BUDDY HE’S FOREVER LOST THOUGH I HOPE YOU’RE GOOD AT EXPLANATIONS HE’LL NEED THEM

THRANDUIL AND HIS LEGENDARY HEART OF WOOD SO HARD U CAN’T TOUCH IT UNLESS YOUR NAME IS READER AND SOME AUTHOR GRANTS YOU GODHOOD AND SOME VODKA

MELUDIR THE ELF WITH THE SMILE THAT COULD MELT EVEN ETERNAL ICE SRSLY TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD

TAURIEL ISNT A LOVE INTEREST BUT U COULD HELP HER WITH KILI CUZ SHE CAN’T HELP HERSELF APPARENTLY

GANDALF THE UNEXPECTED LOVE INTEREST THAT THE WORLD NEEDS, CLIMB ON A WONDERFUL MATCHMAKING JOURNEY

THORIN AND BILBO I PUT THEM IN ONE PACK BECAUSE W/OUT EACH OTHER THEY’RE LIKE A PIZZA W/OUT CHEESE OR TOMATO THEY’RE NOT A PIZZA ANYMORE THEY’RE JUST SOME OVERCOOKED DOUGH OR WHATEVER I’M NOT GOOD AT METAPHORS

GALADRIEL THE ELF I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED OH WAIT IT’S NOT ABOUT ME IT’S FOR MY READERS SHIT MY SECRET IS DICOVERED SO YEAH

CELEBORN THE UNDERRATED ELF THAT HAS A WIFE THAT HAS A ROMANTIC TELEPATHIC CONNECTION TO A WIZARD SO YEAH HE NEEDS SOME LOVIN’ TOO

HALDIR FUCK YEAH IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY TO MAKE YOU BUY HIM HE’S ABLE TO MAKE PPL BUY HIM ON HIS OWN

ELROND MY MAN I KNOW HE’S MARRIED BUT DAMN IF I HAVEN’T EVER THOUGHT HE WAS COOL HE IS COOL

LINDIR AND THE SCOWL THAT NEVER GOES AWAY MAYBE YOU COULD MAKE IT GO AWAY I BET HE WOULD LIKE SOMEONE MAKING IT GO AWAY JUST SAYIN’ FOLKS

KILI IS NOT A LI BUT YOU CAN HELP HIM WITH TAURIEL HE’S CLUELESS ABOUT LIFE AND THINGS IN GENERAL READERS COME COLLECT THEIR CHILDREN

FILI THAT BLOND BEAN IS YOURS FOR THE PRICE OF... OH WAIT THIS GAME IS FREE LOL FREE FILI ROMANCE FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS SOME FILI IN THEIR LIVES

BOROMIR AH AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY SOMETHING HE SPEAKS FOR HIMSELF AND OMG HE’S SO HOT NOT THAT THE AUTHOR IS THIRSTY OR WHATEVER BUT DAMN THOSE MUSCLES THAT BEARD THAT HAIR WOW 100/10 WOULD ROMANCE AGAIN

FARAMIR IS OFF LIMITS I DON’T CARE HOW THIRSTY YOU ARE HE IS A NICE LITTLE BEAN AND NOBODY FIGHTS HIM OK? OR EOWYN WILL DEF CUT YOUR ASS

EOWYN THEN AGAIN OFF LIMITS BUT YOU COULD ALWAYS BECOME HER FRIEND I MEAN SHE’S SURE GOOD AT PROTECTING PEOPLE I BET SHE HAS SOME MUSCLES

EOMER DAMN THOSE MUSCLES AGAIN OH WAIT I GOTTA CONTROL MY THIRST IN FRONT OF MY READERS OH WELL WHATEVER I ALREADY SHOWED MY LOVE FOR BOROMIR AND GALADRIEL AND EVERYONE ELSE HAHA

LOOK AT THAT A LOST FRODO THAT’S NOT A FIRST AT LEAST THERE’S SAM AROUND