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locked-tomb-shenanigans · 2 years

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Visceral mental image of Griddlehark cuddling in bed about to fall asleep but then Gideon suddenly says “you know, toothpaste is just bone soap” and Harrow mutters very quietly “I want you to die” from where she’s nestled in her arms and does not move an inch

#there’s a necromancy shower sex joke in there somewhere but do not leave it up to my ace ass to find it #does not need to be canon universe but it’s funnier in canon universe #because Gideon can go ‘really? then why did you spend so long trying to get me back huh?’#Harrow will simply not live that down ever #griddlehark #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon x harrow #harrow x gideon #harrow the ninth #htn #Gideon the ninth #sorry this is all one big sentence the brain vibes demanded it to be

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