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#there’s too many Downton charcaters lol
mrburnsnuclearpussy · 2 years
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Things Downton abbey characters would buy at Holland and Barrett (long post ahead):
Lord Grantham: milk thistle tablets, peppermint oil, and chocolate covered dates
Lady Grantham: the most expensive collagen brand, evening primrose oil, detox tea, and raspberry leaf tea
Mary: Fiji water and a single tube of lip balm
Edith: soya milk and green boost smoothie powder
Sybil: candy kittens in one of each flavour
Matthew: zinc and potassium tablets
Tom Branson: ginger oat biscuits and pistachios
Rose: raspberry lemonade kombucha, wild strawberry candy kittens, hemp moisturiser, 3 different lip balms, 10 different essential oils, faith in nature conditioner
Isobel: woman’s 50+ super multivits and minerals high strength
Violet: dr organic dragons blood anti-aging moisturiser with collagen
Dr Clarkson: Manuka honey and earl-grey tea
Mr Carson: black tea, chocolate hazelnuts, and crystallised ginger
Mrs Hughes: chamomile tea and shop-brand aloe Vera gel
Mrs Patmore: dried mango pieces, dried pineapple rings, coconut oil, porridge oats, sultanas, nuts and seeds for baking
Thomas: single pack of sugar-free peppermint gum and cbd oil
Miss O’Brien: two plain liquorice bars, aloe Vera soap bar, and ginger tea
Anna: Pukka three-mint tea, and women’s general multivitamins
Mr Bates: plain almonds, valerian tablets, vitamin c + zinc, and chocolate covered raisins for Anna
Daisy: doisy & dam chocolate drops and vegan mini marshmallows
Alfred: olive oil, rice, tomato sauce, banana chips, and lots of seeds
Jimmy: an individual salted caramel protein bar
Andrew: creatine powder
Mr Molesley: turmeric gummies, vitamin c gummies, and biotin gummies
Miss Baxter: crispy seaweed thins, roasted salted cashews, and coconut water
Ethel: she cannot afford anything sadly
Gwen: iron tablets and peppermint tea
Lord Gillingham: kids multivits with omega 3 and a plain flapjack
Lord Merton: mens 50+ multivitamins, milk chocolate Brazil nuts, and prune juice
Sir Richard Carlisle: matcha green tea, hard boiled ginger sweets, plain liquorice minis
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