#there'd be at least one episode where the car or space ship or whatever gets stolen and I'm like getting pampered by space pirates or sm
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I'd like to be a character in a science fiction adventure show but not like as the main character that shit's too stressful. I'd be like the human version of a trucker cat
#random thoughts#there'd be at least one episode where the car or space ship or whatever gets stolen and I'm like getting pampered by space pirates or sm#or i got off the ship at the last minute so the mcs panic for nothing#like i got off to go to the bathroom at a space gas station#im not even a main character i dont talk much im just there#the humantity and ethics of this are brought up on many occasions#only for the mcs to go 'no he likes this it's fine'#because like come on im fed i get decent sleep i get to explore the galaxy and i dont have to do shit#there's at least one episode where someone steals me on purpose and it's like a mission impossible escape mission#I'm in like a prison cell or something while my kidnapper transports me to a rehabilitation planet or something#i had a nice bedroom but i got put in the cell because i kept trying to escape#they're convinced i have stockholm syndrome and im like 'stockholm syndrome doesn't exist'#but like nonverbally because in this scenario i do not talk#and at the end of the episode when i escape and the mcs learn what happened#one of them is like 'but stockholm syndrome isn't a real thing though'#and im like '!!! THANK YOU EXACTLY'#like i really want to emphasize how little i do on this ship#i can leave at any time!!! i just don't!!!
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