#these are my most common birthday-themed hcs. surely i forgot some but oh well :) please have them anyway

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My Tumblr keeps glitching out, sorry if it's sent more than one ask xox I was just wondering (since it's Oikawa's brithday) if you had any Oinoya headcanons for when either one of them has a birthday :D

omg hi kit~!! how are you?? ♡

don't worry, i noticed that tumblr is being weird with asks but i've only gotten this one from you. and sure thing, i do! so—

oinoya & birthdays, huh?

okay, psa that in the long-chaptered fic that plays in my head like a movie they meet by chance, fall by accident and get together during the time-skip. which means, long-distance relationship.

they try their best to make plans and accommodations so that they can be in the same place for oikawa's birthday in july and noya's in october.

best case scenario: they spend oikawa's birthday in san juan, then noya leaves, and when october comes along — and if oikawa's schedule with the volleyball team allows it — they spend noya's birthday somewhere else. as in, oikawa flies himself there.

a personal example of mine? ireland. during the fall season. they had so much fun!

of course, it depends on schedules and finances. traveling isn't cheap, noya works around backpacker-level earnings, and oikawa is a professional athlete. if anything happens, even though obviously it is sad, they still text and video call each other.

no timezone will stop oikawa from being the first to say happy birthday to his boyfriend and shower him with love and a certain kind of attention, just like no distance will stop noya from ordering a huge-ass bouquet or cake or breakfast to be delivered to his boyfriend from literally the other side of the ocean, either.

speaking of, noya is very extra and spot-on with gifts as in general, but he also has a witty and mischievous sense of humor so joke's on you i'm positive oikawa got serenaded by a music group under his window once. it was fucking hilarious, especially because of the words, but he also kind of wanted to go become a hermit lol.

he shouldn't have introduced his bf to his team's libero. libero affinity knows no border, you fool!

another thing i'm sure of is that noya popped up at oikawa's doorstep unannounced to surprise him even though they were both sure he wouldn't make that time around.

also, i mentioned cake before, didn't i? well, let it be known i have the hc that for noya's 26th birthday last year they did celebrate with a homemade cake at oikawa's place. it was made by the old lady who lived next door, to be clear, as tooru is a hazard to any kitchen. and it also... well, it only had six candles because he only had six in his house. noya literally didn't give a shit though, if the kisses he gave him were anything to go by.

last but not least, not to be crass — and mind the nsfw here! — but their libido is so high birthday marathon sex is 101% their thing.

all in all, they're two stupid mfs who try their best to celebrate each passing year together. because they are in love, obviously, and also because they don't want the other to feel lonely with how far their families and friends live. they'll never say this but heh, i know it. you guys know it too now.