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Whatever. *makes your llamas experience uncanny valley*
#also just#as a vet student rq i promise real quick#these llamas are not like#visibly pissed off#ears forward head down (for most of the time)#they approach the mask like#this is INCREDIBLY funny and the llamas did not feel any crazy distress aside from -get me the FUCK away from that thing-#but yes a pissed off llama or upset is one with ears waay back#like airplane ears on a cat#and head goes up#head goes back down before they spit#there was one instance of this that I noticed but it was fast#llama#vet school
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Let's offer flowers, pour a cup of libation, split open the skies and start anew on creation.
first draft of a free pattern for this sweet little libation vessel i saw in a museum the other weekend
#amigurumi#ceramics#crochetblr#crochet#fiber arts#llama#if you squint#his name is maa and he likes to whistle hymns to comfort the dearly departed#and a big thank you to the Phillistine pottery worker who made the original piece 2500+ years ago#i'll never know your name but i hope you know that you are remembered#xen makes frens
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Some February photos 🤍 In the last one Pirlouit is taking a deep breath, getting ready to bray loudly enough to raise the dead. He's always so outraged when he can see me through the kitchen window preparing breakfast for myself, like a monster, while he still hasn't had his breakfast.
#crawling along#for a couple of days i had an amazing new strategy which consisted in keeping a hay net in my kitchen and#carefully and masterfully throwing it out the window in the morning so that it landed on a fence post and hung from there#it worked!! the llamas were a bit startled but they had their hay and i didn't have to go out in my pyjamas before breakfast#but then i told my mum and she shamed me.#''how would you have felt as a kid if i'd opened your bedroom door at 7am#and thrown a bowl of hot chocolate in your general direction then closed the door?''#😔 so i stopped my revolutionary experiment. I also told a friend about it like ''wasn't it efficient though!''#and she said yeah congratulations on your DOGE mindset :)#which felt like a stab in the heart. Anyway i have seen the error of my ways
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10/10 gerard's rag looking striped hoodie: he wore it once and then completely disappeared on that thin 2007 air
#i feel like an spanish conqueror trying to describe what the fuck a llama even is#my chemical romance#mcr#mcr tumblr#my chemical fucking romance#gerard way#black parade era#2007
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Still delusional, but let me speak

How I think they should introduce Laia into the Sun and Moon Show...
(if they did decide to make her canon)
So, Terra's treat business is going well... at first... but then some new bakery opens up near The SunShiner diner (Sun's restaurant), and that bakery starts stealing Terra's customers.
So, to help their sister, Sun and Moon decide to investigate this new business to see what they are doing differently.
While Moon goes to investigate, Sun accidentally bumps into the animatronic mascot of the bakery, Laia Cotton!
Sun apologizes, and him and Laia talk for a bit. Sun kind of ends up forgetting why he came there in the first place.
Now, I could see this going one of two ways
1. Sun falls hard and immediately
2. Sun likes her, but it takes him a while to realize he is in love with her even though it's extremely obvious to everyone but Sun and Laia
(Which ever one would be funniest/they feel like doing)
Now, Sun would be torn between helping his sister with her business and wanting to keep this budding relationship with Laia.
They could keep Laia's story arc of her not really knowing just how much free will she has as an animatronic.
Plus, I think it would be fun if Earth/Terra and Laia had a fun rivalry. I feel like the banter between Terra and Laia would be fun, and Terra bantering with Sun about his crush on Laia.
It would be so fun if she was canon. Laia is one of my favorite fanmade characters in this franchise.
And heck, if Chat Blanc(Miraculous) and Killy Willy(Poppy Playtime) can become canon then maybe Laia will too.
I can have hope. : )
I can already imagine the episode titles
-Terra's rival? In vrchat
-Sun's got a crush in vrchat
-Sun falls in love?! In vrchat
-Sun asks Terra and Monty for dating advice in vrchat
-Sun is torn in vrchat
-Does Laia not know? in vrchat
-Sun (tries to) ask out Laia in vrchat
-Baker rivals in vrchat
-Laia meets Dazzle in vrchat
-Laia visits the diner in vrchat
I'll probably draw fake thumbnails for these episodes later
@nadinescholtes
#laia cotton#tsams#sun and moon show#tsams sun#tsams moon#lunar and earth show#laes#laes earth#laes earth/terra#tsams earth/terra#laia is such a fun character#I hope they make her canon#Sun deserves someone#I'm happy if Sun never does find anyone but if he does I hope it's Laia#or at least someone like her#fanmade character#Llama talks#tsams discussion#Terra: Sun I'm happy you found someone#Sun: “Thank you.”#Terra: “But if you say her baking is better than mine then we have a problem.”#llama talks#tsams laia#tsams laia cotton#golden fleece#<- That's Sun and Laia's ship name plus the comic's name
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do you think blarret does this to sox sometimes..
#fanart#my singing monsters#msm#id in alt#sox msm#blarret#silly#shitpost#yah i know blarret is some ferret-llama thing but like... there's no doubt that thing bites others as a friendly greetign
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an old rough i forgot about
#found this in my drafts#can't believe i didn't post this??#hnk#hnk phos#phosphophyllite#houseki no kuni#animated gif#flipnote 3d#*feeds u my art like a llama at the petting zoo*
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Proshipper = you're against censorship and harassment over fiction & curate your experience on the internet to have a healthy distance from things that make you uncomfortable
Antishipper = you're okay and even encourage harassment towards "freaks" and "weirdos" society deems acceptable to hurt
#drama llama#fandom etiquette#please stop filling ship tags with hate#moving this post from twt to here#PROSHIPPING IS JUST A STANCE ON HARASSMENT AND CENSORSHIP#It doesn't mean you actually ship or like dark things#only that you're against censorship and attacking real people over fiction#you don't need to identify with the terminology especially when people are afraid of harassment#but don't fill ship tags with misinformation and hate#just mentioning the ship adds your post to the tag btw#just tw for incest??????#literally just tw for the kink#WITHOUT leet speak!!! you can say incest its okay!!!#this isn't about one person in particular#people do this on twt too#if people seek out anyone in the tags to attack i WILL block you too DO NOT harass people
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Hello! How have you been? I hope all is well on your side of the world! I was wondering if we could get some more of knightmare? J-just a thought... please🥺🌹
"there you are,"
You jumped, tearing your eyes away from the aurora above you. When you moved your arms and stood up straight, a little snow was disturbed from the smooth stone of the balcony; shooting a glance over your shoulder, you saw Nightmare, silhouetted by the torchlight from within the castle.
"what are you doing out here? you aren't wearing nearly enough to be outside." He closed the door behind him. Immediately, he too was bathed in the green aurora glow that felt like it filled the whole world. The glittering snow crunched gently under the soles of his leather shoes - as he walked toward you, he started to toy with the collar of his large fur-trimmed midnight cloak, unclasping a metal moon charm that took on an emerald glint every time it shifted.
"I'm watching the sky," you replied, meekly, breath escaping in a shimmering cloud.
He came to your side at the balcony, eyelight peering curiously down at you. He tugged loose a fabric knot at his throat. "for how long? i expected you'd be long asleep by now."
"I-I don't know." Now that he had snapped you out of your trance, you were starting to really feel the cold through your simple woollen dress. "It's hard to keep track of time,"
Nightmare sighed. With the knot undone, he drew the great cloak off his shoulders. You watched, mutedly confused - you could hear its silver embroidered ends sweeping over the flagstones.
... He stepped up to you... and brought the cloak around your shoulders.
You blinked up at him, flustered by the proximity once again, as the heavy thing suddenly weighed down upon you. Warmth-imbued soft fabric suddenly soothed your skin, fur tickling your cheeks and nose. He looked so different without the cloak - he wore a lovely long-sleeved dark tunic beneath, the neck and wrists lined with real silver. He looked so handsome, the aurora's glow suited his complexion far more than sun; you liked being able to see his face, less obscured by layers of fur.
You wanted to ask many questions - Are you really sure I can wear this? Is this ok with you? Isn't this precious to you, you wear it all the time? Isn't it expensive? Are you certain?
... Yet... the questions didn't come. Instead, a tiny tired "Thank you," fell out of your mouth.
His eyelight got wider, for a moment. And you could not tell if the aurora had merely brightened, or there was colour on his face. But his expression quickly returned to normal.
Seemingly subconsciously, he touched the fur of the cloak, very near to your face. "i choose to not hear that," he said, gently.
You exhaled. Ah, right. You couldn't thank the fae, could you? Nor apologise. There was implication of debt. "Oh."
He sounded sympathetic. "you've got to be more careful than that. this is no place for slips of the tongue."
"I know. I just... when I'm comfortable, I forget."
He got a strange look on his face.
"could i ask why you are staring at the sky?" He shifted, standing beside you, mimicking your position of elbows rested on the balcony edge. The subject change was not lost on you, but you chose not to speak on it. "with not nearly enough clothes on, i might add."
You stared at him. "Why am I staring? Is that a genuine question?"
His brow creased. "yes?"
You looked back up again. At the sea of stars - but equally, the silent river of green and pink fire that flowed across the open sky.
You had never seen it this strong in the human world, never. There were no words that could fully make sense of it. It was gentle, silent, like smoke, like water, like fire. Like magic.
"I mean..." you were breathless. "... Just look at it."
"it signals morning, for us. a high aurora and a full moon is the closest we get to daylight." His dark, soft voice was perfect for the setting. "some days it is strong, some days it is weak. but it always comes."
"It's really, really beautiful."
... He hummed.
"... yes. it is."
You glanced at him. He looked away from you, up to the sky.
"You weren't even looking,"
"i must admit, i have long struggled to see any beauty in my realm." He relaxed his whole weight onto his forearms. "i see only darkness and cold. shadows of what the summer realm has."
Your eyes were getting heavy. "If it was hot, you could never have given me your cloak. And if it was bright, I could not see the stars."
Nightmare hummed. His hand shifted, as if to move toward yours, but instead he knitted his fingers together.
"perhaps we should make a deal."
You turned, shooting a withering look up at him. "Nothing binding."
He grinned. It was hard to believe that face belonged to the very man that had unhorsed a dozen knights to win your hand. "yes, yes, nothing binding, i swear. a human sort of deal."
"Hm. Go on, then."
"you remain here, at the palace. you live as you wish to, under my complete protection." He played with a silver ring on his index finger. "and in return... you will tell me when you find my realm beautiful. metaphorically lend me your eyes. perhaps then, i'll finally start to see what you like so much about all this snow and stone."
Ah, you couldn't help but smile. "Alright, I agree to that. You'll realise it's far, far more than 'snow and stone'."
He chuckled. "i hope so."
"We'll start with this. I find the aurora very, very beautiful." You looked back up to it. "Look at the shapes. The patterns. But just... look at the colours. Aren't they breathtaking?"
Nightmare settled in beside you, his upper arm brushing your shoulder.
...
"... i think i'm starting to see it." He murmured.
You could tell, from the direction of his voice, that he was still looking at you.
#llama writes#hes seeing the way the colours look in your eyes :)#im imagining this is like. a day or so after hes bought you back home to the winter court
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dan doing side quests with random 20 year old guys but won't respond to his dear friend louise for a collab #fakefeminist
#amazingphil would never#idk the kid idc about the kid i just dont trust anyone who uses google ai for interviews or promotes talking about drama for patreon conten#shit gives me hives afsdshgsgksj i wanna go back to his no drama llamas policy😭 people have too many opinions about him for my liking
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Authentic Aussie Teen Miku
#llama does the art thing#sketch#hatsune miku#Australian Miku#Aussie Miku#miku art#I may or may not end up cleaning this sketch up and finishing it at a later date#For now I just wanted to join in based on my own experiences lmao#At the very least this is what your average Tassie teen is like idk if that’s shared on the Mainland
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anyway here's the pines family doubling up on zodiac symbols
+ mabel's question mark sweater

#and sure the question mark symbol is technically specifically the one on soos' shirt but like#that's a staff t shirt stan always had them around#dipper pines#mabel pines#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines#can't get over ford flat out going 'hey!!! this glasses symbol is mine!!!'#(him having the fez at the time too)#(meanwhile the crew is pulling their hair out trying to shove them on to other characters)#my idea? llama should've been larry king's head#give it to the guy with no hands!!!!
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olis mcc party skin lowkey kinda ate
#sorry for drawing oli in a miniskirt do you still love me#in my defense that’s what it looks like#mcyt#10pieceart#mcc#mc championship#mcc party 2#lime llamas#theorionsound#oli theorionsound#theorionsound fanart#oli orionsound#orionsound fanart#bright colors#i kinda want this outfit tbh
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commission for my friend lamp @the-fallen-f0x it's Lamb, our friend Frisbee and me (and fred my hand llama imaginary friend) on fluffy the elephant
#THESE ARE OLD commissions i owed#my besties let me take forever my commissions are not open for stuff like this sorry ;o;#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#commission#commission work#elephant#lamb#frog#shrew#llama
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Someone: [Character] wouldn’t like you. He’s too X and Y to like someone like you
Me, aka Indulgence: bet
#esp the ‘he wouldn’t like you because you’re a human’#YES BUT WHAT IF I’M SPECIAL.#llama as the witness i call to stand#i can make it work#its in my name#i Will indulge and you cant stop me#[respectfully]#esp when theyre like#‘character is too edgy youre too squishy’#what if he likes the squishy#huh!!!#i saw a video on a horror character with a lot of fans#and the other comments were so nasty like#‘hes a horror monster he would see you as a victim rather than a girlfriend’#SAYS YOU WHO IS BORING AND LOSER!!!!#fight me!!!!#its fiction do whatever you want!!!!#anyway. dfkdfg#self shipping is my passion#aka rant
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Video of Michael listening to David's eulogy on the WTAWTAW podcast. The way he is blushing and laughing with his whole body is everything...
#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#where there's a will there's a wake#so much blushing and fidgeting#Michael is about as subtle as a drunken llama on roller skates#i love that normally David is the one with the shy sweet smile and blushing#and now it's reversed#like a schoolboy with a crush#you love to see it#they are perfect together your honor#a friendship that's become something more#ineffable lovers
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