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oimoi-op · 3 years

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So I was in the bathroom about a minute ago and I looked down at the floor and there was this VERY SMALL cockroach crawling across the tiles and I stared at it in existential dread as it got closer and closer and prayed to God that it would not touch me but hey I didn’t scream and wake up the entire house at a quarter till three but holy shit if I had it would’ve been totally justified.

#i fucking hate cockroaches so goddamn much #like bugs are okay #hell i've even gotten over my childhood fear of spiders #but cockroaches are NOT bugs #they are evil bacteria crabs sent by satan to terrorize us #and not the cool sexy satan that looks like david bowie or the other cool sexy satans #it's the homophobic one #the evil homophobic poorly-dressed satan #personal #bugs #nasty motherfuckers #i would rather pick up a spider and i hallucinated spiders and had fucking fits for like most of my childhood lol #why couldn't it have been a nice lizard #florida this is why no one likes you #that and the fact you went red like a real loser

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