#they invented toxic doomed yaoi

[anongalactic]

berserk is about queerness in the same way that bloodborne is about motherhood. like it's really gorey and fucked up about it but you cannot tell me im wrong.

[riddlesrid]

doomed yaoi x toxic yaoi….ouuuuuu

[3l-vn]

dialogue teaserrr :33

hiya and HAPPY THIRD LIFE BDAY YIPPEE!!! here's a wee bit o' dialogue to tide u guys over til we have more :3 and trust there WILL be more.

as gumy put it in our discord,

"on this day three years ago they invented doomed toxic yaoi for the first time. happy birthday third life."

[bbgliker-teehee]

Me: I should really come up with more jokes no more of this "oh my God ___ invented gay people" or "X character is so silly and literally me!!!!!" but I don't know any jokes and what if I'm not funny enough maybe I should stop posting the same jokes so people can actually enjoymy art but where should I start....... what new jokes are there is this really the end of my shit posting days.........

Also me: OMG GUYS CL INVENTED DOOMED/TOXIC YAOI!!!!!!!!

ALSO BULLFROG IS SUCH A SILLY LIL' BILLY AND TOTES ME!!!!!

[nailgunstigmata]

hoffstrahm losing against hilson in the toxic yaoi poll is so fucked and if u vote hilson ur wrong and biased and blinded by medical malpractice hole. house and wilson never even tried killing each other and they certainly wouldnt have succeeded or done it this gruesomely. theyre doomed yaoi if anything. they would never have a splatter of blood on the front of a glass coffin as a metaphor for orgasm at the acme of a terrible love affair. theyre literally best friends that are doomed to die alone at each other sides, thats not toxic thats just depressing. hoffman chopped strahms hand off and kept it in the freezer for postmortem handholding and pinned the jigsaw murders on him (an act of flirting they invented 3 years before nbc hannibal released). hilson would never put each other in a voyeuristically lit death trap where the only way of escape is penetration. none of u guys get it

[shslpookiebear]

Uh Matsuda and Kamukura for the bingo :)

you alr know i go crazy go stupid for these two they practically invented toxic codependent doomed by the narrative aesthetically pleasing medical malpractice yaoi

[vyragosa]

everyone fighting about the meaning of "toxic yaoi" or "doomed yaoi" nowadays "it's not enough to qualify" "it's too much to be love" but they see a guy rips off another's guy ear off and it's already too much, or inventing enmity and tension that does not exist and would not even coincide with the characters in question to be "not like other girls" syndrome

[uy2]

1 + 11 + 18 + 22 :}

hater games

1) the character everyone gets wrong

Daemon... I don't understand the Valyrian blood purity supremacist thing because he never indicates that once!! so far the only character who has talked about keeping the bloodline pure is Aemond. Rhaenyra & Laena are descended from the Arryns and Baratheons respectively and he never says a word about that or about the Strong boys, and in the book him and Mysaria almost have a child which by all accounts he wanted and was dismayed to lose. It's a total fanfic invention

11) number of fandom related words you’ve filtered

none on here because I am lazy. On twitter only thirteen or so

18) it’s absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on…

volta/iguazu doomed toxic yaoi but know that I'm only saying this because everyone (umeko) draws Volta super hot

22) your favourite part of canon that everyone else ignores

Miguel spiderverse replacing his alternate self when he died is so astronomically creepy and nobody leans into it enough. He says "I had a family" which implies more than just a daughter so did he have a partner in that dimension? Did he tell them that he wasn't their husband? Did he, you know. Get beneath the blankets. As it were.