#they need to stop doing man-in-dress gags cause it aint even a gag to me reiji Truly looked mad pretty dressed up

[todayisafridaynight]

lad8 lookin crazy

[cravetive]

Photographs| Harry Styles

Author: @cravetive​

Word Count: 1,877

Rating: 18+

Warnings: smut, strong language 

Summary: there's more temptation when the person you want is behind the camera. 

you set your make up brush down as you looked at yourself in the mirror, you had always been the model that preferred a ‘natural’ look but today was a special day. the decision was made with out your consent and after had been said and done you could do nothing to escape the business affair. you wondered if he had been behind this, he always made it his mission to have the upper hand, he was probably the one to even suggest it and since no one ever said no to harry styles. harry was still in the band when you started dating, the pressure of dating someone in the spotlight like that became too much for you, became too much for you both, it brought your relationship to its demise. truth is you and harry had became strangers long before the relationship ended and often so, strangers don't see each other again, that is until today.

saint Laurent was launching its spring lingerie collection, all the fashion sites & reporters were talking about it, how beautiful it would be. the lace fabric sat tight against your curves, the see through bra & panties with floral print leaving little to the imagination, your skin had been oiled for a more ‘dewy’ appearance. you swept your curtain bangs to the side and grabbed your robe, stepping out from the dressing room and into the photo studio. the saint Laurent personnel ran around fixing the lights and background for your photo shoot, nerves growing from the pit of your stomach.

you never thought you would see harry styles again. sure you were a model and he was a pop star and you both had made pretty big names for yourselves but in your mind you had imagined seeing him at an event, fully clothed, with a man by your side to show him you never needed him, you wish you could say you were no longer feeling petty but the break up hurt, shit, you cried for 6 months straight. you took in a deep breath and walked into the lights, sliding your robe off as you stopped on the marked x. you looked around nervously, expecting to see him prepping but he was nowhere to be seen. “uhm please excuse Mr. styles, Y/n he is running a bit late” his assistant spoke. you rolled your eyes and wrapped your arms around your figure “of course he is” you muttered to yourself.

you got your makeup retouched twice before he entered the studio “hello everyone” he cheered, his thick English accent leaving echo's in the wide space. the staff greeted him, grabbing his belongings and offering him coffee and other amenities. you wanted to grab one of the lights and throw it as his head, his perfect head and his perfect curls. “sorry to keep everyone waiting, there was a bit of traff” he trailed on as his eyes landed on you, your exposed skin and you disgruntled stare, the way your hair fell in waves past your shoulders and the way the lights made your skin glow. you felt as though you were already naked the way he was eating you with your eyes and you could not help but feel uneasy.

“the camera is prepped and the lights can be moved to your desire mr. styles” one of the assistants spoke as he passed on the camera into harry’s hands, god those hands that used to wrap around your neck and leave you a mess those nights, you cleared your throat removing the rather annoying thoughts from your head. “very well, we can begin” he assured, he held the camera to his face, snapping the first picture, you stood completely still “i-i was not ready” you muttered. he leaned his head to the side and smirked “i know”.

you posed, your hands sliding down your body as you smirked into the camera, the sound of the camera clicking away relieving some of your nerves, you glanced shy looks into the lens, biting your lips and gliding your hands down around your neck, you could feel his stare on you, beyond the pictures he was taking, you could feel him take in every inch of your exposed skin, the thought of him spreading your legs open in the middle of this studio clouding your mind. he walked closer instructing one of the assistants to adjust the light.

“a fucking masterpiece baby” he muttered, his words causing goose bumps to rise on your skin. the camera clicked a few times before he came to a half leaving you to stand still “please leave us alone, i would like to snap some relaxed pictures” he glanced over at the assistant, who looked back at the editors, who seemed speechless at the request. “mr. styles we are-” they began to elaborate. he glanced back once more and without any other words, the staff was exiting the studio. 

you grew nervous, the two of you left alone inside the big space, he turned to look at you, his eyes filled with desire, he snapped a picture of your flustered state “come closer” he instructed and you did as told. your heels leaving echos around you. he analyzed your skin and slipped the camera onto the floor, before slipping his hand under your hair and grasping it there. you whimpered slightly “fuck darling you look so good” he muttered. “harry-” you began to protest but his lips fell on yours like velvet, leaving you no other options but to kiss back, your lips melting into each other’s like butter. 

his hand wondered your exposed skin, his fingers playing with the seams of your thong, his lips fell onto your chin and traveled to your neck where he left small love bites, your knees quivering under you. “h-harry” you gulped “i dont want to do this only because you miss it” you looked down at him, his face buried into your breasts. he looked at you, his cheeks flustered, his glozzy eyes looking into yours “aint nobody taking my baby” he whispered. his hand slipping inside your panties as he slid his tongue down to your belly button.

you moaned at the feeling of his cold rings touching your clit, you threw your head back as he drew circles against it. “you got me so hard honey, i want to fuck you so hard” he moaned before snapping your panties off, the quick aggression leaving you gasping. he picked you up and placing your thighs on his shoulder, your pussy pulsing against his mouth. you moaned out loudly as he gripped your ass as he slid his tongue slowly up and down your folds. he stood up, walking towards the love seat that was used as a prop. 

his tongue slipped inside you as you fucked yourself with his mouth. “oh harry” you moaned, you needed him so bad, ever since he walked into the studio you wanted to fuck his brains out and there was no shame in that, he laid on his back slowly as you were now in the position to ride his face. you moved your hips, your hands falling onto his mess of curls. you gripped them tightly as he flickered his tongue over and over against your clit. you could feel the familiar burning sensation in the pit of your stomach, you knew you were going to become undone soon all thanks to Harry’s tongue. 

his hand came slamming down onto your ass, the sting causing you to yell in pleasure, if there was someone standing by the exit, there was little to be left to the imagination. you grinded harder and harder, carrying yourself to your first orgasm of the evening. he licked his lips as he moved you, your thighs trembling around his hips, the belt buckle pressing against your sore clit. “fuck baby” he muttered “you taste so fucking good” he wiped the sides of his mouth with his thumb and licked it as if he had just ate a five course meal. you were a heaving mess, he gripped your waist as he undid his belt, your needy hands, helping him push his pants off.

his hard dick popping out his underwear, pre cum dripping from his pink head. your mouth watered at the view, your hands sliding down his shaft, a soft groan falling from his red lips. you slipped his dick in your mouth, the saliva from your ready lips falling down the sides of his cock. he whimpered as you gagged as he reached past your tonsils, you looked at him, his whole cock now in your mouth, you popped him back out, a hiss falling from his mouth. 

your hand aided you as you put him back in your mouth, your head falling up and down as you worked his cock, he moaned loudly, his hands grabbing your hair into a neat pony tail which he pulled on as you sucked harder. your free hand fell in-between your legs where you drew circles against your clit, moans being chocked back by his cock in your mouth. “yes” he moaned “just like that”. you had no idea how you ended here but you needed him all over you.

you looked up at him with tears running down your cheeks, his cock ramming into the back of your throat, he threw his head back and moaned in pleasure, the view pushing you to your second orgasm. he pulled you away from his cock, his thumb wiping away saliva from your lips, he flipped you over, your eyes fell on the camera “smile” he moaned as he slipped himself inside you, the feeling of him stretching you out drawing whimpers from your lips, his hand fell to your pussy, his thumb pressed against your clit as he trusted in and out of you. 

“fuckk” he groaned, he buried his head in your neck as he pounded into you now, the sound of your skin clashing against his creating clapping echo's inside the studio. you felt your legs burning, your third orgasm nearing, his hand came down hard against the skin of your ass, a hiss leaving your lips at the harsh sensation, your pussy becoming wetter against his girth. “harry” you moaned, he quickly pulled out, swiftly laying you down on the couch, he laid ontop of you, slipping inside you, his hooded eyes consuming your naked skin “i want to see you when you cum” he moaned, his rosy lips leaving pecks on your neck “i want to take a mental photograph” he picked up his pace as he fucked you fast, his hands gripping onto your hips. 

you threw your head back in pleasure, your orgasm causing your muscles to loosen, your whole body trembling with complete bliss. “oh god, you are so fucking beautiful” he moaned as he came. you brushed your hands through his now relaxed curls, both your bodies exhausted & sore. “i think i got it” he spoke, you furrowed your eyebrows, confused at his comment. “what do you mean?” he laughed “the pictures, i think i got it” you blushed as you looked over at the camera “i know those wont be on the cover”.

[artificialqueens]

7 Minutes in Heaven (Naochi) - Minty

It was the end of the night and all the queens had performed their energetic, comedic shows. The club was empty apart from a few drunks who lingered around till they got kicked out. Kim and the rest of the group got out of drag eagerly, wanting to take a well-deserved break. Naomi and Kim always shared a dressing room since they were best friends. Kim was in the middle of a Korean skincare routine, when something in the mirror caught his eye.

Naomi undressing in the corner of the room.

Usually he had no problem with his friends being half-naked as it was normal for all of them. Recently though, it started to feel different with Naomi, butterflies filling Kim’s stomach. Kim had come to the conclusion that he had feelings for his best friend but, not wanting to ruin their friendship, he painfully kept quiet.

The younger queen confidently got unchanged as Kim just ogled carefully, not wanting to be noticed. Such smooth skin with hardly any blemishes, legs that went on and on, a small delicate frame. Kim was in awe of all of the beauty but felt a bit weird for watching so long, so left to find Bob in a hurry.

Walking down the hallway, looking for Bob was easy. Just follow the loud voice that was usually screaming Monet’s name. He ended up at the dressing room at the end of the building and burst in with no warning causing Bob and Monet to jump.

“PLEASE DON’T KILL US!” screeched Monet, holding up a brush for a weapon. The other two queens plugged their ears in response to a sound only dogs could hear.

Bob rubbed his ears in a soothing motion. “I know some of us impersonate women for a living, but do we have to scream like that one annoying girl in a cheesy horror movie?” Kim chuckled at the remark causing the other queen to go in a huff.

“Least I aint a crunchy bitch like YOU!” the annoyed queen exclaimed, putting a large emphasis on the end. Bob rolled his eyes and scoffed.

“Well this “crunchy bitch” won first time and didn’t have to come back for ru-demption. Did she?” He clapped back, widening his eyes at Monet. After some silence both just smirked at each other. They were like siblings, constantly in a rivalry but secretly caring for one another.

Kim flopped on the couch, sighing in relief that they could all just relax and hang out.

“Where are all the others?” asked Kim.

Bob replied “Ummm, Acid is still de-dragging, Roxxxy, I think is at the buffet table and Milk is in the bathroom.” Kim hummed back at the information given, feeling a little stung by the last name.

Milk was a really nice guy, always helping others, charming and was by god soooo handsome! This annoyed him as he knew that his best friend and secret crush thought

those things about Milk too. Naomi and Milk had gotten close on the Christmas tour and hooked up, not being able to deny the sexual tension between them. It was safe to say Kim was a little jealous when it came to another person slobbering over the long-legged beauty. These conflicting thoughts were interrupted when Kim was suddenly attacked by a wig.

“KIM! KIM! KIMBERLY! I WAS TRYING TO ASK YOU SOMETHING, BUT YOUR’E IGNORING ME!” Bob yelled at the daydreamer. “Okay, I’ll ask a third time.” He sighed. “Where is Naomi?”

“Oh, r-right umm,” Kim stuttered getting his bearings together after being ambushed. “Last time I saw her, she was getting undressed.” The other two in the room grinned ear to ear at each other.

“So, you were watching Naomi get undressed, were you?” Asked Monet curiously.

Kim in reply looked shocked but knew that he was guilty of watching his friend get undressed. But he definitely wasn’t going to tell these two that.

“No, why would you think that i-“ Kim stopped himself mid-rant, quickly realizing that now that popping off was a tad bit suspicious as both queens raised their eyebrows at their now high-pitched friend.

“You were, weren’t you? It’s ok if you did, you’re human and Naomi is hot both ways.” Stated Bob winking at Kim. Kim felt a little queasy at the thought of Bob and Monet being onto him. If they were then Naomi could be too.

The room turned quiet. Real quiet. Bob saw that his friend was visually uncomfortable with the previous conversation but needed to know one thing that was floating around in his brain.

He opened his mouth hesitantly before speaking.

“Kim…do you like, have a crush on Naomi?

Kim shyly nodded his head, as a shade of red began to creep across his face.

“Aww, that’s so cute Kimmy. We shou-“ Monet squealed but stopped promptly, eyes fixed out to the hallway. Kim slowly turned his head, seeing Naomi strutting towards the dressing room.

“We’ll talk about it later, be quiet for now, please.” Kim pleaded. They all nodded in agreement before Naomi gracefully walked in, plopping himself down on the couch by Kim’s side.

The younger queen looked around in confusion, wondering why they were all of his normally chatty friends were so quiet.

“You guys okay? Something bad happen?”

“No, the opposite actually” Bob replied with a smirk before getting an elbow to the rib from Kim. Naomi smiled but wasn’t so sure if they were being honest.

Soon after the rest of the performers entered the room, bored out of their minds, looking for something to do. Milk proposed that they all come back to his hotel room for a little party since the show went extremely well. Acid was confident “Party” meant orgy, everyone just laughed and got Ubers.

Naomi and Kim shared an Uber and without any of the other queens it was full of awkwardness. The older man didn’t really know what to say, if he did speak, he would probably end up saying something stupid, so he stayed silent. The younger man looked over to the side to see his friend turning away from him, he started to think he had done something wrong for his BFF to act like this. He attempted to broach the silence.

“So…Kim…ummm, do you think you did good tonight?” Drawled Naomi, reaching for some sort of conversation to block out the driver’s bad taste in music.

“Uh, yeah I think I did really well and you did even better.”

“Oh thanks, you’re so sweet.”

Naomi smiled to himself, happy that Kim was finally talking to him. Kim smiled to himself, happy that he had just being called sweet by his crush. They continued their chat about the show till they got to the hotel. Naomi, being a gentleman, paid for the cab refusing Kim’s offer. He was the sweet one.

Both of them made their way to Milk’s hotel room on the top floor (of course it was the top floor, drag queens love to show off) and entered the room to loud music, alcohol and good friends.

“Hey, you made it! We thought you guys had went off to kai kai.” Milk jokingly said, embracing both queens, clearly drunk.

“Not yet Milk, not yet.” Monet chuckled as the two BFF’s stared at each other for a second longer than what was considered normal for friends. Roxxxy butted in, handing them some sort of weird beverage. Neither one of them had ever drank banana beer before. They took a swig, which resulted Kim gagging and Naomi reluctantly swallowing the vile drink.

“That’s the most disgusting thing that’s ever been in my mouth.”

“You’re lucky, there’s been a lot of worse things in my mouth.” Naomi flippantly commented. The queens laughed at their reactions.

Soon the alcohol started to kick in and all of them got up to dance with no regrets. Kim’s head started to feel a little fuzzy so she stayed still as the rest of them pranced around like fairies. It wasn’t that Kim didn’t want to dance, it was just that his clumsiness added together with beer did not result in good dancing. Hell, it didn’t even result in good standing! However, Naomi looked just at home, swaying and bouncing to the music. It was a good view until Milk started to get closer. Till their bodies were touching, no space in between. The beauty moved his hands up to the back of the other guy’s head whilst the beast grinded. Kim felt himself getting angry and switched off the music at the socket, making it look like it had suddenly stopped by itself. Everyone stopped dancing and sat down.

“I’m soooo b-bored!” Complained Roxxxy. They all moaned in unison.

Bob quickly sat up, flailing his arms for attention. “We should play a game!” Everyone smiled at him hoping for some good entertainment. “We should play seven minutes in heaven!” he hiccupped.

“UHGGG! Really, Bob?” groaned Naomi, rolling her eyes so far back she could see her brain, but most would argue that there was nothing there. “We aren’t in the sixth grade.”

“Whaaat? It might be a good way to get some feelings out.” Bob looked at Kim hoping he would agree to the game.

“Lets just play and get this over with… but how do we choose who to go in with?” asked Kim

Bob told motioned everyone into a circle and spun a bottle for demonstration. All of them agreed that this was a fair way to decide. Acid spun first and it landed on Roxxxy. A chorus of ooooooo’s filled the room as the two of them went into the closet. It took about 30 seconds before the group heard grunting and moans. They all laughed at the weird sex noises being made like they were middle schoolers. After the timer ended Bob yelled for them to come out.

“COME OUT WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON!” clasping his fingers together in the shape of a pistol. The queens left the closet looking very red and breathless.

“Please tell me you had lube.” Milk tittered as Acid pulled out a small bottle of lube.

“I’m always prepared.”

Both sat down and the game continued. 20 minutes had passed and it hadn’t landed on the two friends, hopefully that wouldn’t be the case soon. It was Naomi’s turn to spin but before he did milk licked his ear and whispered into it.

“Get ready baby boy.”

Maybe it was just Kim but his friend didn’t look comfortable at all with what Milk just did. The now uncomfortable guy spun the bottle hoping it didn’t land on the creep next to him. it felt like it wasn’t going to stop. But it did. He tilted his head up slowly to the direction it pointed to. It had landed on best friend in the entire world. It had landed on Kim. They both smiled at each other before Naomi stood up and grabbed Kim’s hand. Bob and Monet held each other in excitement for what was happening. Timidly, the pair walked into the closet closing the door slowly. It was cramped and dark but they were still able to see each other’s faces.

“So, this is exciting isn’t it?”

“yeah, I can’t contain myself.”

They snickered at their sarcasm, lightning the mood a little. To Kim, this was the perfect opportunity to tell Naomi how he really feels. There was privacy and the darkness could hide the prominent blush on his face.

“Naomi?”

“Yes, Kimberly Chi?”

“I need to tell you something, something that I’ve been wanting to say since we finished filming drag race…”

“Sang I’m scared, are you dying?” Kim was a little confused for a second on who Sang was but his airhead-self remembered it was his boy name, its just that his drag friends didn’t usually call him that. He chuckled at his idiot self and the dramatic question.

“No, I’m not dying!” the younger queen sighed in relief, hand over his heart. Kim grabbed his hands and looked at them.

“I-I really like you Davis, love you actually.” There was a pause. “You make me feel so safe and special and happy and-“ Kim stopped talking when he realised that Naomi had moved in closer, smiling so brightly it lit up the dark closet.

“Well I happy to hear that because I feel the exact same way. I can be myself when I’m around you, I can be a-“

“Goofy dork?”

Naomi scoffed. “Yes, that.”

They looked into each other’s eyes, squeezing each other’s hands. Kim let go and moved his hands up to the taller man’s neck, gripping gently pulling him closer and closer till he could feel Naomi’s breath on his face. Their heads began to tilt slightly to the side and closed their eyes. Naomi’s hands resting on Kim’s hips, he pulled the smaller queen up to connect their lips. It felt so sweet and so perfect. Kim sucked softly on Naomi’s plump bottom lip, adding pressure as the other queen pulled Kim closer till their bodies were touching, no space in between. Both of them had been wanting this for years, so they lingered for a while before slowly pulling apart, out of breath. Again, they looked into each other’s eyes but then there was a loud voice that startled them.

“Your seven minutes in heaven are up!”

“No, our times just begun…” Naomi quickly grabs a char and props it under the door handle, trapping them inside. “Now, where were we?” He asks as he wraps himself around Kim and passionately kisses his new lover, both excited for the future and their newly-found love. Not even Milk or a timer could ruin it.

[spookyboogie3]

MY FAVORITE AH MOMENTS W/O R*an H*yw**d

Also keep in mind some of these moments i picked Bitch Face r*an may have been present for but this aint about his stupid ass. 

The straw bit on Off Topic

Fiona and Trevor’s “Look at us” “Look at us” “Look at us” in TTT

Drunk Jeremy inhaling helium, followed by Jack and Trevor on Off Topic

“Krusty KrAYAYAB!!!” TTT

Jeremy trying to slam his face through a table, followed by Michael doing the same thing

“my god…… the munchdew” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” Minecraft: Skyfactory

Actually all of Simple Farmer Geoff from Skyfactory

Whatever those sounds were that Jack was making in the beginning of GTA video

Alfredo screaming as he continues to fall down a steep tube in a GTA race

DESTROYING THEIR OFFICE DEAR LORD

“How did he drown though?” “UNDERWATER, MATT!”

Anytime Fiona starts to RAGE in TTT (bonus if others join in)

The time Gav was the phantom in TTT and he kept dying and being brought back and Jack spitting water and then trying to catch it

Alfredo’s Magoo moments in Minecraft

Geoff laughing in the background of a video hes not in

Lindsay fucking around with Chef Mike on Harecore Minigolf

Lindsay fucking around in general

Gavin and Fiona playing Animal Crossing and laughing at the stupidest shit

The Fish Tempura incident on Wheel of Fortune

Lindsay’s reasoning for why her and Michael should have 4 kids

Geoff’s fucking ad reads (my favorite is 23&Me)

The whole thing during Push the Button where everyone especially Michael gets mad at Fiona because she said the best candy to get while trick or treating was lollipops

Matt’s fucking desk in the corner of the room

Anytime Millie is in a video

Everyone falling off the pink ladder during TTT and dying repeatedly because of it

Alfredo “the two-time champ” Diaz dying very early in YDYD 3

Gavin and Michael fucking up almost every game they play on Play Pals

RAY OR NO and then RAY OR NAY on Off Topic

Reddit Roasts Geoff

Gavin asking if someone could kill 20 cows with their bare hands and the proceeding so say he could rip out a cow’s veins by reaching into its neck

Ify’s narration during Let’s Roll Ave Caesar

The internet losing its shit when Jeremy shaved his head years ago

“We need a knife” Gavin comes back with a hammer

Griffin chain sawing the Off Topic table up

“How do I put the boat in the water??” “Right click you animal”

As of 2020, 8 years of playing Minecraft, certain people still do not know how to play the basics of this fucking game.

Honestly it took over 200 episodes for some of them to figure out how the compass worked. You know after they decided that the sun was setting in the wrong direction. (this was in 2016??)

Flynt coal still is a joke they make

So is Day 2

Whatever happened in that GTA lets play where someone called a mugger or a hit on someone and the game glitched and 50 guys showed up and lined up on the street below from where they were playing

Anytime Gavin gets mugged, it’s an old running gag but it’s a classic

The time a mugger fucking started driving the fire truck away after mugging Gavin with Michael and Jeremy still in the truck thinking the other is driving and it takes them like 2 minutes to realize what happened while Gavin’s yelling “come back”

They got a water jug and immediately started water boarding each other

“It pinged and went dingle”

“Hey Trey-Boi” “Hey Gay-Boi” Immediately realizes what he has said

Jeremy’s website puns

(OLD) Ray jerking off in the corner during a let’s play

(OLD) the world in Minecraft never loading and everyone screaming about as Geoff says its fine for him

Jeremy’s “I AM MONSTER TRUCK”

Jack taking AH to Disney……in Minecraft

On Twitter, Gavin asked about recommendations for a computer mouse and Fiona starts sending him pictures of actual mice.

“Its not ghey, if its on the moon”

Literally anything Fiona does as Po

Jeremy saying the heterosexual flag is boring

UNO THE MOVIE!

Geoff fucking cackling the whole time.

“here’s looking at you kid”

the video was almost 3 hours long

“you know what my favorite color is? blue” “oh really? You know what my favorite hand is? Yours

They all want it to end but no one wants to lose and so they fuck each other and that prolongs the game. Also they put on more rules, so they just keep getting more cards if they don’t have a card to match the previous

Alfredo saying he won’t participate in ghost hunter because he knows what happens to people of color in horror movies

Fiona walking in on Off Topic with a protein shake and Gavin asks if shes drinking milk and she says without missing a beat “ah no that’s cum” and everyone laughed not expecting the answer

(OLD) “SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER” *falls in hole*

(OLD) Ray and Gav running in a panel dressed as X-Ray and Vav and Ray running the whole way around the room before he got to the stage

Duck taping Jeremy to the wall

(OLD) All of Minecraft Episode 3 Plan G (This was the very first AH video I watch and why I know who they are)

Geoff and Gav creating Achievement City and giving everyone houses just to prank Jack into burning house down with lava.

Ray’s house is a dirt block with no furniture and single torch

Geoff’s giant ass house next to Ray’s tiny house

Jack tries to destroy everything with lava throughout the episode

“lets be honest, I realistically didn’t lose anything”

Michael stealing art from Gav’s house “NOO! I want nice things”

The sign to Michael’s says “Awaiting Approval, Awaiting Approval, Awaiting Approval” he runs into house and say “I’m home”

Ray also steals this sign at some point

Plan G – The failsafe.

“Oh whats this? Is this a button? Whats this? (pushes button) Yeah it was a button”

“Did you push the button?”

“Yeah”

“okay”

“wh-what does it do?”

“uh…”

Cue Achievement City beginning to explode as Michael starts screaming

Rays reaction “NO, MY SHITTY HOUSE JUST GOT EVEN SHITTIER!”

Not something funny but something VERY IMPORTANT. AH admitting that they all fucked up and how shitty their behavior was when dealing with harassment in the fanbase. People were racist, sexist, homophobic, misogynistic, and just downright horrible to a lot of the employees at RT and AH. This came up after Mica Burton left the company and talked about it publicly and how nothing was done about it. Fiona who also experiences these same things, along with Lindsay and other employees, but Fiona took the charge on the Off Topic talking about people can’t continue to get away with that behavior. She got to sound off her feelings to a group of white men who all respected her and LISTENED to what was saying and how she felt. She cried; Geoff cried. They all want to do more, so this doesn’t happen in the future and they’re not tolerating the racist and horrible comments. AH taking a mature moment to talk about how they failed to stop these comments and Geoff was right when he said the company has a long way to go.

 Outside of AH each member has more to them than just all of the comedy and laughs and dumb shit they do

Geoff helped found Roosterteeth and Achievement Hunter. He has a beautiful daughter in Millie who is awesome in her own right. He’s a recovering alcoholic. Currently doing F**k Face podcasts. Was in the fucking army. Takes accountability for every mistake he makes.  

Jack also helped start Achievement Hunter. He does so much work for charity. His twitter is full of things to help people go vote. He’s like the dad to AH, especially Fiona. He’s happily married to his wife Caiti.

Michael was an electrician and has a lot of handy man experience. He made a few videos online about him raging at games and that got the attention of RT. He’s currently married to Lindsay who he met because of RT. They have two kids together.

Gavin is an expert at high speed filmmaking and know how use and edit footage from a slow-motion camera. He has worked on actual films. One of the creators of the Slow Mo Guys. Worked his ass off to get to work for RT. Currently dating model and cosplayer Meg Turney

Lindsay flips between being the mom of the group and a complete chaos queen and we all love her for it. She started as an editor for the RT podcast and then AH stuff. She is an incredible voice actor, most known for Ruby Rose (RWBY), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Hilda (Xray & Vav) just to name a few. She also has a degree in finance

Jeremy started as a fan who made videos on the community page. He took over Ray’s place after Ray left to do Twitch full time. He is a self-published author and a skilled rapper and singer. He’s currently married to his wife, Kat.

Matt also started as a fan making videos on the community page. He actually interacted and made stuff for the guys in really early Minecraft episodes. Seriously this guy is like king of Minecraft. He has a degree in electrical engineering. He also has pretty decent singing voice.

Trevor is THE BOSS. Has a degree in aero-space engineering and is getting paid to babysit AH. Currently dating Barbara Dunkelman, RTs queen of puns.

Alfredo worked at IGN before RT and is a well-known streamer. He is the best when it comes to first person shooter games. He and Trevor look so similar.

Fiona. Po. Her majesty. Host of This Just Internet. A Twitch streamer. Baby of the bunch. Grew up in Europe. Her and Gav act like a pair of siblings. She has stated and showed time and time again she will fight for people to have safe spaces for anyone who needs them.

Ify, our new guy. He is wonderful and I want to stay forever. He’s a comedian, a writer, and an actor. Co hosts F-ing Around with Fiona. Has his own film podcast, Who Shot Ya? I look forward to more content with him in it, cause everything he’s been in so far has been great.

 Were all hurting but well make it through this

We have all these wonderful moments and a lot more that I didn’t list and this incredible team of personalities with their own accomplishments and achievements. Not to mention old team members who were also great additions and the entire crew behind the scenes editing and making videos look the best that they can.

 Here’s to Achievement Hunter and to this community. We need to be here for each other in times like these.

@theonyxranger gave me the idea for this based on their own post they made about the fans giving their favorite moments without bitch face and there were just too many. Oop.