#they reminded me this bit from diary of a wimpy kid exists

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i was tagged by @collectoroflovelythings, thank you!! 

1. name/nickname: farren or sam! hazard is one of my (many) nicknames though :) 

2. gender: rock musician from like,,, the 70s to early 2000s. no i will not elaborate yes i will <3 

3. star sign: sagittarius

4. height: ,,,do i have to? 

5. time: 1:27

6. birthday: ;) (i googled it and apparently david bowie was nominated for an award for serious moonlight on my birthday [not in the same year though because it was in like. the 80s] and apparently i also share a birthday with les mis opening at the palace theatre!)

7. favorite bands/groups: queen, the amazing devil, bastille, bears in trees, nirvana*, mumford and sons, my chemical romance, pink floyd, waterparks, t. rex*(? i’m counting them), paramore*, the white stripes*, green day*, fleetwood mac*, fall out boy,,, and a handful of others but i can’t remember all their names right now 

8. favorite solo artist: elton john, david bowie, marc bolan, bruce springsteen, zella day, s.j. tucker*, regina spektor*, hozier, stevie nicks*, and a handful of others, i just can’t remember all their names right now 

(i’ve starred the ones i’m getting back into/haven’t heard as much of but enjoy what i have been able to listen to so far) 

9. song stuck in my head: wish you were here (pink floyd) 

10. last movie: diary of a wimpy kid movie (my sister wanted to watch it)

11. last show: schitt’s creek! 

12: when did i create this blog: i honestly don’t remember? it’s been a while though

13. what do i post: no one’s quite sure yet. and tomorrow? the same (but also? quite a few cats.)

14. last thing googled: "elton john playing the piano while marc bolan sits in it and there’s a giant yellow toothbrush” (i couldn’t remember the name of this video.)

15. other blogs: so,,, many,,, if you ask about any of them i will 100% tell you but i don’t want to list them all out there’s. quite a bit. 

16. do i get asks: depends! 

17. why did i choose this url: it’s a lyric in this song (all dead, all dead by queen--the link takes you to the specific part it’s at)! while it’s hard for me to choose favorite queen songs, this one,,, is definitely one of them, because it also fits into the strange subgenre of “written for/about/to an animal”. also, the cat in the video reminds me of a stuffed animal that i had when i was younger (actually, i think i still have her? both were named nala--i really liked the lion king and was, apparently, already getting into elton john before i even knew who he was) that i named after the first cat i had :,) (and we’re not going to talk about other possible reasons why i’ve gotten attached to this song) 

18. following: 598

19. followers: 506? roughly 

20. average hours of sleep: haha,,,

21. lucky number: i don’t really have one? 

22. instruments: okay so uh. gonna do these in linear order. so technically,,, i can sort of play the drums (i took lessons before we moved across the country), then i took up piano, then horn in f, then cello, then i kind of?? screwed around and figured out some stuff on the violin and viola (because of playing cello it wasn’t too hard, but i definitely don’t regularly play them), a bit of guitar (i’ve JUST recently gotten to playing chords. i’m working on it i promise), ukulele, working on accordion, kalimba, and bass guitar. because apparently, i can’t half-ass anything. on the bass guitar note: starting a band. help. 

23. what am i wearing: earlier i had a very nice lavender/lilac? not 100% sure which shade. button up with my black waistcoat and some cargo pants (because i accidentally spilled tea on my nice pants!). right now i’m in a hoodie and some comfy pants because,,, it’s almost time to try to sleep 

24: dream job: haha what do you mean the “future” “exists” 

25: dream trip: i wanna go see the,,, titanic wreck site. 

26. favorite food: food fails to stir a positive or negative emotion in me (bread. or macaroni.) 

27. nationality: american :/ 

28. favorite song: i can give a whole list if that’s acceptable 

29. last book read: Reading Hard but uhhhh i think either mercury and me or the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy? 

30. three fictional universes you’d like to live in: i automatically blanked on every fictional universe ever so. wonderland, an alternate universe that is vaguely adjacent to this one except that i get to be a time traveler solely so i can have the ability to go punch my father in the face when he was roughly twenty years old (and also throw popcorn at a handful of specific people. and maybe sneak into some concerts but mainly the first two reasons), and another alternate universe vaguely adjacent to this one except that we have somewhat domesticated bears so that they can be friends and i can hug them.

tagging @the-dapperest-of-simps @imadetheline @sister-simplice @cheshirecrime @blue-taco-soul-collector @long-live--the-lesbians @staringabyss @reallyraine @queer-crow-of-the-night @thatqueerchoirkid @tea-earl-grey-thot and anyone else who wants to!! i’m blanking on urls right now