#they're So funny tim shuts him down immediately

[pokeberry5]

redrew this panel bc i love it but i also Hate how they look

[lazydoodlesandfanfic]

I think it would be funny that Buff Batmom has this motherly instinct where she knows that her children are about to do something and she always there to stop them. One time Dick wanted to sneak out after he got into a fight with Bruce and he wasn’t allowed to go on patrol. But Batmom scared the shit outta him and pick up to his room like a child.

Jason wanted to use his guns to kill someone but before he could. Buff Batmom lefted him a note telling him “Yeah I knew you were going to kill someone tonight so I stole your guns. So use your fists to knock them out sweetie and try not beat him to death. You don’t want to get into another fight with Bruce.”

With Tim, she put in a high security code that prevents him to get into any of the tech in the batcave. Including his phone. She lefted him a message on his phone “Tim go to sleep please, I understand this case is important but destroying yourself in the process won’t get you the answers you need. So please take care of yourself.” Love-Mom

Damien wanted to adopted another pet a baby piggy. But Buff Batmom instantly send him a text telling him “don’t ever think about it.”

Duke wanted to sneak out to go to a concert but he was sick. Buff Batmom appeared behind him and told him his health is more important and to rest so she can make him soup. which instantly made him happy her food is great.

Cassandra try to eat some of the cupcakes that Buff Batmom made. But Buff Batmom literally came out of nowhere before she could even touch it. Cassandra: “But mom I wasn’t going to eat it.” Buff Batmom: “No but you were thinking about it.”

Whenever they get together and consider doing something stupid, one of them always points out "Mom will find out about it." and it immediately shuts it down as an option. They don't know how she does it. They've searched the house for cameras, Tim's confirmed there's no hidden tracking on their phones. They're terrified whenever they're about to do something and sense her presence nearby or find a note nearby.