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chrisrin · 5 months

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HE'S GONNA STEAL--NOT JUST YOUR HEART--BUT EVERYTHING YOU OWN AS WELL!!!

#chrisrin doodles #grian #mcyt #persona 5 #hermitcraft #i should probably come up with a name for this au?#anyways GRIAN!#i didn't have a firm persona in mind for him #but i was thinking about maybe someone like artful dodger?#from oliver twist #ill be frank i know nothing about the novel #i was just looking last night for famous thieves but specifically like #very sterotypical pickpockets/classic thieves #not very gentleman-y at all #he's probably a wind user #super quick on his feet #he does not have a gun he just throws explosives #if youre wondering about his outfit i think it's VERY fitting for grian to have his ideal version of 'rebellion'#be literally like. a petty robber who causes absolute chaos #he still has his shackles on #theyre broken #he just got out of jail #he's going to rob another bank #he's going to be a Fucking Menace #and no one can stop him #his codename i think would change every single time #scar just calls him something new every time they go in #and the rest of the thieves just roll with it

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rottengurlz · 10 days

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try to be gentle when you are ripping me apart 🔪

w/ @kashisun

#ts4 #simblr #the sims community #sims 4 edit #ts4 edit #oc: naomi #oc: nadia #lethal devotion #mysims #HII <3 #im back with my toxic yuri vampires but where they're humans in a rock band instead #who hate each other but secretly want to rip each other apart #nie is the drummer and nadia is the lead singer #nadia had her teeth filed into fangs when she was a teenager and nie looks like she bites THEYRE PERFECT #nadia absolutely LOVES fan service and will purposely flirt with fans just to get a rise out of nie #and nie would corner her later while nadia's smiling down at her loving every second of nie yelling at her #nie would be her little guard dog too yapping at everyones feet #nie LOVES to fight there's no better place she's feels more confident and herself than with her knuckles split open #and someone elses blood covering her #there'd be moments the fans would get too rough with nadia nd nie would freak out their other band mates would have to hold her back #to let security take care of it #and tell her how she can't afford to go to jail again they have a tour to think about #nadia would flirt unashamedly with nie too just to piss her #'bite me' 'you'd like to that wouldn't you baby girl'#GHHHGJFHFJJ #THEYRE MAKING ME SICK #okay imagine the song I linked is about hot lesbians instead of god

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baalzebufo · 1 month

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honestly the funniest gideon to me might be immediately post-show. where hes fresh out of jail on parole and trying to be a better person. my headcanon is they commuted his sentence to a mixture of therapy and community service (they uh. had no choice after the decision to both ignore weirdmageddon and also the prison got destroyed) and he accepted this in his attempt to Be Nicer

but also it means hes walking around town like this for a while

#do you think he goes back to school. with an ankle monitor. 'what did you do over summer gideon' 'jail time.' 'what'#ghost-eyes picks him up on his motorbike to go get ice cream after school or something #the funny thing is. i think his prison mates are the best thing to happen to gideon in years. because while they're all criminals #theyre also like... well adjusted adults. so when he starts acting crazy they can temper that a little bit #ghost-eyes especially just becomes his cool new uncle who is the only person not afraid to go 'gideon dont do that brother'#i just think attempted reform gideon is really funny. hes trying his best! honest! he just also keeps wanting to murder people for a while #hes very [grits teeth] I Will Not Swear Vengeance On Anyone Today. I Will Go Home And Play Video Games Like A Normal Person #gideon gleeful

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anticosmicist · 2 years

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tras killed sexy androgyny. i used to drool over guys in makeup and now i roll my eyes and run away because now there's a large chance they think wearing eyeshadow makes them nonbinary or even worse, just like me as a woman

#and now anytime a male character enjoys something feminine theyre all like OMG TRANSFEM ICON!!!!#like congratulations you just sucked all of the sex appeal out of a very sexy man. you should go to jail

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unexpectedbrickattack · 1 year

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panel from a comic i am NOT going to finish u.u

Bonus close up of Peppino (bc i love how he came out heehee) and a face from another scrapped panel ^^

#pizza tower #peppino #pepperman #arts #mine #VERY mildly suggestive in tags #all the context u need is; peppino is a fair little maiden #and pepperman will simply say shit bc he has NO shame and thinks humans have TOO MUCH shame #but this is bc he is pretentious <3 #it would infact benefit him greatly if he had even an ounce of shame in his body #also. peppino is wearing garters which isnt like necessary at all to the image and the comic idea i had #but i feel like there would be people who would enjoy that tidbit as much as i enjoy it ^^#they are just very useful; keeps everything in place and theyre only a lil uncomfy if u move TOO much #he will only ever use them for events bc he is too anxious about looking sloppy in front of people #bc they WILL say something and he WILL cave their skull in if they do and he does not want to go to jail (again)

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luck-of-the-drawings · 6 months

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smth smth about 'the thing that the character did that you thought was rly rly funny in the moment is actually linked to a terrible trauma that lies within said character.' or wahtever.

#jrwi show #jrwi fanart #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #made this within a short span of wahtever bc i gotta go up to the mountains for my stupid gay job tonight n im trying #nnot to frrRREAAAK THE FUCK OUUTTTTTTi dont wanna work but. get that bread we fuckin shall i guess #ONWARDS TO THE FISH TORMENT!! sometimes flowers feel pain when you trim them before their blossoming. atleast i imagine so #i used to draw gillion with loooong hair tied into a big ol braid. and then it was confirmed that he had short hair when he was little.#AT FIRST I WAS SAD. but then i realized the duality of. when they were little. gill had short hair. edyn had long hair.#AND NOW THEYRE OLDER. and gillion has long hair. and edyn has short hair #both mirroring eachother. looking up to eachother. subconsciously or not. they most certainly care. and most certainly miss eachother.#GILLION ALWAYS LOVED HOW LONG HAIR LOOKs. atleast i imagine so. he hasnt cut it since he left the undersea. sure he wanted to go back home #but even at the very start. he knew he was free in some way now. free to grow out his hair. an adventure would await him before he returns.#he knew it would be a while. so he cant let this go. he cant let this sought-after hair-length get cut away from him again #not yet. not yet. i like to think he loved music too. I SAW SOMETHING INTERESTING A BIT AGO #i see alot of ppl commenting on my baby gill comics like;'i wouldFIGHT this teacher i wanna KILL EM i want them DESTROYED #all very good and nice sentiments! i LOVE the energy here! and it would be nice. to have that catharsis #but the story of young tidestrider is not a story of catharsis. it is a story of agony and being so so small and so special and also so dum #and sucking so bad. and just being a kid and doing the things that a little kid does and so many tired tired people reacting badly to it #youre supposed to be the hero that will save us. our world hangs in the balance and you are the one who tips the scales.#YOU are supposed to SAVE US!! you NEED to SAVE US! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING IN YOUR STUPID CHAIR!!#you'd think that young tidestrider ought to prevail. and be tucked someplace all safe and sound.#elders gone missing and rotting in a jail. their cultists nowhere around. but theres no happy endings. not here not now.#this tale is all sorrows n woes. you may dream that justice n peace win the day. but thats not how this story goes #BIG ideas for this lil baby gillion series. if anything i make ever gets disproven im killing myself in a well as to poison a water supply

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chuuzmii · 3 months

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Anytime i talk about gaon and yohan someone always comes out and goes "b-b-but he looks like his dead brother!".... I fear that THAT is not even the most insane thing about them like...

#like do we not remember bro pretending to EXPLODE AND DIE IN GAONS FACE...#or when he showed him the man who killed his parents didnt go to jail #and just watched bro cry like 😭😭#theyre sooo derangedddd im onsessed with them #freaky little gay boys #the devil judge #kim gaon #kang yohan

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mossmanismoss · 8 months

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Redesigned Callisto for the 8th time

#god of war #Callisto gow #yeah #I really like genetics and think theyre cool but Kratos's were not adding up #also justice for Callisto #mf had two sons of Zeus and then got cursed and jailed in Poseidons basement on Zeus's behalf like dawg #SHE COULDNT EVEN DIE IN PEACE BECAUSE ZEUS TOOK HER AGAIN #LEAVE HER ALONNNNNNNEEEE #I like to think she probably immigrated to Sparta from Egypt and just quickly blended in #I think her dad was a merchant and a farmer so he probably went to greece a lot and she took inspiration #she didnt know where she was going she just wanted to go to Greece #she regrets that choice #her family probably thinks she got murdered or something they havent heard from her fr #I have a lot of Callisto lore on my mind

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the-meme-monarch · 11 months

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Imagine if after the fun gang battles strange someone Frisk and convinces them to stop fighting or whatever Ralsei is like. hi um haha i just wanted to say you seem like a lovely person who’s been through a lot, really, but you’re also kind of, um, under arrest? again you seem just delightful, just truly dandy, and I’d like to help you however I can, but you’re also kind of a menace who has made several people go insane so, sorry, um, yeah. i’m taking you to castle town prison, but there are nice things there too! it’s not all bad!

JEHEJAHHDAJ WAIT now I'm thinking. would frisk try to use this as an opportunity to Reform spades king or considering their track record of how them "helping" people turned out would ralsei try to keep them separated

#strange someone frisk #wait also consider. since time evidently passes the same as in the light world ralse #ralsei makes them Promise to come back tomorrow to. go back to jail. bc he doesnt want people to think theyre Missing in the light world #kris and susie are like. hey are you For Real.#but then frisk comes back the next day and every day to Go To Jail. happily #every day spades king is like 'oh son a bitch not That One again'#anyway good worming #MORNING. worming. how did i even get w in there

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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there is one (1) barber in kamurocho i SWEAR

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alphaketoglutaricacid · 5 months

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Very funny that shuro got mad at laios for not letting him sleep and asking him about the east but doesnt seem mad abt the 4 hr lectures on monster biology that def also happened. Knowing what we know abt him he probs was low key into it.

#dungeon meshi spoilers #Rip shuro u wouldve loved to have found out the living armor are actually mollusks #Youre dense! Youre awkward! You dont explain yourself to others! Stop asking me questions about the east!#your interest in monsters ….! is a little odd but some of its interesting 👌🏼#His concern abt dark magic is that theyll go to jail for 10000 years rather than its dangerous #his concern about eating monsters seem to be he doesnt see the logic bc theyre like we left our money and supplies on the surface!#….and theyll get food poisoning and die #his thinkings a little odd and on the pragmatic side when u pay attn #He approximates normal responses but the underlying logic… his priorities are strange

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bnnuy-wabbit · 2 months

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It miffs me when people misuse "intrusive thoughts" like bro those are impulsive. If they don't upset you they're impulsive. If you have half a thought before doing it and just raw dog them thats impulsive. Intrusive thoughts are the fucked up ones.

#like. my brother in christ if my intrudive thoughts won id go to jail. theyre incredibly upsetting and awful.

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doomed-to-gloom · 4 months

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What the fuck do you do if a vampire is having you arrested for attempted murder because you somehow fucked up trying to kill it and you can't exactly get proof they're a vampire so you just kinda look like a guy who was planning a whole murder on some recluse in your area

#its 2 in the morning #and im thinking about being arrested or sued for failing to kill a monster but no one else knows theyre a monster #like you try and shoot a werewolf with silver bullets (not knowing you got scammed so it's not real silver #and then next thing you know your going to jail because you shot some guy named Jared #who only you know killed a bunch of cows and that one chick from the grocery store

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gaiaxygang · 1 month

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i have very normal feelings about this still and what i mean by that is that i think about it all the time