#theyre insanely hardy too

[hazardsoflove]

ndcw is so tragic to me bc they took one of my favorite things in the world (nancy drew) and combined it with more of my favorite things in the world (murder mystery, supernatural elements) but then ruined Everything in just a matter of episodes

[wrestlezon]

dynamite 3/22/23 (live)blog containment zone

we started late again...

omg… hospital for the bucks… theyre doing it. theyre progressing the elite story hangman… in the ambulance… omega gets left behind… OOOOO theyre DOIN IT….

[orange + sting & darby vs kip + butcher and the blade]

sheesh lol orange's facepaint :)c kip periwinkle'd his hair kip is cool because i look at him and know exactly what his deal is. he is a my chemical romance tumblrman when i can look at a wrestler and understand what their deal is? thats good mcr tumblrman is not even my thing but i appreciate him having style. and panache i also like his goofy sinister mindgames at orange. i also like that they WORK on orange. he got under his skin! he made orange of all people snap! such a good rivalry kip: yes! the crowd: BOOOOOOO the crowd: yaaaaaay kip: yeah thats more like it!!! sting: 🧍‍♂️ kip: 😰 that was a cute ending! i liked that lmao orange is knighting sting

[video for the pillars 4way]

ooooo theyre finally pulling the trigger on the pillars 4way…

[video for kenny vs vikingo]

whoops i missed this because i was getting a snack. despite whatever the hell is going on on twitter i dont need a video package to enjoy a good match tho

[gunn club vs top flight]

the gunns outfit today? insane unbelievably im having a hard time concentrating on this match because im lost in the bliss of chips + yogurt

oh no… ftr leaves aew if they lose… well. i wont get mad

[backstage with jade & mark sterling]

so fucking funny that mark sterling's letterhead logo is 1) GIANT and 2) FULL BLACK. the printer ink!!!!

[stokely vs hook]

soooo excited for this lmfao stokely pulling the not medically cleared card. AND retiring again just to seal the deal "HE IS SICK!!!" love how the security guard action jumped into the chair stokely screaming quoting 2pac? god. killing him with that chair just holding up stokely!! hook is so strong dead. killed him

oh my god matt hardy encouraging ethan page to avenge stokely This Is How Matt Hardy Can Get Revenge

[adam cole!]

yay adam cole what a face. hes not going to do a heelturn, right? at least not anytime soon i wonder who he is fighting LMAO DANIEL GARCIA… oh my god. his entire capital L Look ok cole is def not gonna do a heelturn if hes up against garcia

[backstage with kenny and don callis]

ooooo theyre doing ittttttt… theres strife… oooo

[moxley vs stu]

uno's mask is soooo shiny get him stu!!!!!!! cool pose on the ropes, moxley lmfao claudio yawning?? whoa what a loose slam by moxley. big flip off the corner by stu!! very cool oooh moxley's counter into bulldog was also cool backpack moxley huh, whats going on with moxley's ear? oh its bandage

lmao yuta "we're off the clock! 🙄"

[backstage with ricky starks]

mad about beefin with juice? yea oh theyre finally gonna fight? on rampage!

[QTV?]

little baby drawing on the cubicle lmao this footage is rj city in the background of this bit too? i thought it was funny he was in the first one like they just took over his office and started being really cringe in there and hes just like 🙄 well ok then

[toni storm vs skye blue]

booo outcasts. yay skye blue whoa that was a swift and snappy suplex thing by toni. that crowd person is loud, whoever they are

nooo dont spraypaint her ! the women's facesquad has appeared riho!! wlilow!!

rampage being on saturday… when i was in 3rd grade i got into an argument with the neighbor boy about wwe not being on whatever day it was supposed to be on and bet him 5 dollars about it. i won and didnt get 5 dollars because thats an astronomical amount in like 90s dollars

[backstage with stu]

oh no stu's arm moxley LMAO i love how the BCC are just backstage rascals now like if you wander around backstage you better watch out because you might get into a lv50 random encounter with the BCC

[kenny vs vikingo]

SON OF KING VIKING lmfao kenny's intro having so much shade in it. that's don callis' doing, right omg that dude's superkick party sign is so extreme kenny oooooooooomegaaaaaaaaaa!!! his theme is sooooooo good. god we havent heard it in so long right? because theyve been coming out to journey this whole time? is this kenny's first solo match back omg! vikingo tope whoa??? implosion hurricarana?? dude has been doing nothing but the sickest of flips no! kenny, no! drop it…. drop it!!! no table! cmon theres no need for this!! lmao he is being so badguy. hair pulling!! this rules. we get to see all the top-tier precision moves because these are insane toptier wrestlers these guys are doing SO MANY apron/off the ring moves right now omg balance: unparalleled ??????????? phoenix splash "you can see it in his eyes! ill intent" now hes just killing a ragdoll "swan-diving reverse hurricanrana!!" my friend is yelling about how we've never seen any of these moves in our lives and yet they have names according to excalibur holy shit a 630 what?? vikingo did like a million rotations lmfao vikingo rolling up and all the way around kenny omega to get him into a pin??? omg you straight up cannot blink in this match kenny won!

OH MY GOSH ITS THE BCC sirens?? HANGMAN STOLE AN AMBULANCE???? what is that. what is his weapon oh its a plank with nails in it. why is it spraypainted black !!!! CALLIS he is such a LIAR!!!!!!!! SNAKE!!!!!!!!! OUGHH!!!! im making an angry wojak face right now

[darklordofthesimp]

also I'm so sorry this is so late but like tom hardy is so fuckin fine istg like pls I had a venom hyperfixation and those dumbasses bullied me relentlessly for it 😔💀 like I would bring venom and eddie up all the fuckin time and they were forced to listen to my embarrassing ranting about them but like BROOOOOOO COME ONNNNN THEYRE SO BABYGIRL same problem happens with könig, colossus from deadpool1&2, darth maul, etc etc they wont leave me alone with the bulling 😔 pls its not my fault that I copy their voicelines n say them over and over to the point where we all go insane and its not mY FAULT WHEN I get flustered and say their name loudly multiple times whenever they show up on screen c'mon guys please- yeah I think they're all pretty bUT ATLEAST I DONT BITE INTO STRING CHEESE YOU DEGENERATE FUCKS (okay but they also send me stuff they see of those characters because hehe they know I like those characters so it's even but still goddamnit shaking my fists in mock anger like a cartoon character fr just hawkeye pierce doing the weird wHHHYYYY I OUTTA with his fists istg)

I feel very strongly about string cheese (not really)

the only exception to biting down on da string cheese is 1) if you're in a hurry and cant take the time to eat the cheese how it was intended or 2) if you don't wanna get your hands dirty (I literally don't care I just find it amusing to complain about this one topic lmfao do whatever the hecc you want lmfao who cares how you eat ur cheese lol) I also find it amusing to be that one guy whos sitting on the bed watching something my friends put on and just eating string cheese while my friends talk about something I am entertained so easily istg oHMYGOD THT REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING IM SO SORRY FOR GOING ON LIKE THIS SKDJK BUT THIS FUCKER-

THIS FUCKER WAS LIKE OKAY SO ILL BE BACK IN 30 MINUTES_ (WE WERE TALKING ON DISCORD HE WAS LIKE BRB) HERES SOMETHING FOR YOU TO WATCH AND THIS FUCKER PUTS ON A THIRTY MINUTE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE ABOUT GOD KNOWS WHAT I DONT EVEN FUCKING REMEMBER AND I JUST WATCH IN AMAZEMENT AND THEN HE COMES BACK AND IM LIKE YEHA THAT WAS A GOOD VIDEO BUT THEN I REALIZE HE PUT IT ON BECAUSE HE KNOWS

HE KNOWS ILL FUKING WATCH IT HE PUT IT ON TO ENTERTAIN ME LIKE A LITTLE KID AND IT WORKED IT FUCKING WORKED GODDAMNIT I WAS ENTHRALLE FOR THE THIRFY MINTUES HE WAS GONE THESE FUCKERS KNOW ME TOO WELL

YOU GOT FUCKING BAMBOOZLED. YOU GOT DAZZLED LIKE A FUCKING MOTH TO A LIGHT AND IM FUCKING SCREAMING HE PROPER JUST SAT YOU DOWN AND SAID HERE WATCH THIS LIKE A FUCKING KID

[nemxricultrix]

Some goblin lore

• The urge to climb and tuck into small places is due to their preferred hiding places being out of the way and hard to reach into by larger things.

• The attraction to shiny things is a scavenger instinct.

• Highly, highly adaptable. Within one generation in new environs, they can easily be adjusted to the current area.

• City Gobs tend to be taller and stockier, with gentler features. They often have floppier, longer ears.

• Plains and Wildlands gobs are your standard fair with various skin tones. They often change to fit the predominant colors.

• Cave gobs can vary insanely based on their proximity to the surface. Albinism is common for Surface Cavers, and Deepdarks tend to be blind with stronger ears and small wings.

• Aquatic gobs take after predatory species in their area. They often have light scales and gills.

• Desert gobs are small and tough, with a secondary skin over their eyes to protect from sand.

• Goblin craft seems haphazard but are surprisingly experimental with how theyre built. Goblins are known for trying different techniques.

• The average goblin ranges from 3 to 4 feet tall, with ears that can stretch to a foot. They have large eyes that filter more light, and stronger jaws than the average human. Their teeth tend to be sharp to rend flesh, and regrow quickly when broken off. It is not unheard of for a goblin to grow a tail.

• Goblin society does tend to be ranging with the three goblinoid species- Gobs are usually the average folks, Bugbears are the warriors and task masters, and Hobs lean into the judicial and military branches. However, they all can fill each role.

• Female goblins tend to put on weight easier than males, whereas the males put on muscle easier. However, this is not mutually exclusive.

• Goblins can eat a third of their weight in food per day if they're especially prosperous.

• Goblin farming involves a lot of hardy foods that are easy to dig up or manage. They will gladly eat any pests, so they rarely deal with major problems from bugs.

• They can eat just about anything. Bugbears are especially known for their ability to consume food.

• Each goblinoid subspecies can interbreed. It is not uncommon to see hairy gobs, short hobs, or stout, thin haired bugs.

• Gobs = Goblins, Hobs = Hobgoblins, Bugs = Bugbears.

• Goin language involves a lot of vocal screeching, clicking and grunting. It's very efficient for getting ideas across.

• Hobs tend to be tall and sturdy, more akin to men and mer. They're also known for have stout tusks and blunt noses with ruddy skin.

• Bugs are often large and bear-like, with varying coloration for their area of dwelling. Whole some tend to be lazier and lackadaisical, in recent years it has been noted that they've grown more active.

• Bugs are a bit more bestial, leading to some to theorize that they're not true goblinoids, and only ended up lumped in due to the genetic predisposition of rapid adaptation.

• Goblinoids do not like Halflegs/Halflings, and find Elves boorishly uptight. Dwarves get a pass.

• Magic happens and they tend to understand that you don't mess with it too much unless you study it.

• They don't distrust magic, they understand that it can be dangerous.

• It isn't unheard of for goblins to develop low amounts of innate magic early in life. They say a specific brew of goblin-made spirits is made through the creator using their natural electricity to spark the keg while it ages.

• Adventuring parties of all gob species happen.

• Never trust a city official who wants you to wipe out a cave or camp of gobs. Likely they're just folk living out where they want, and the employer is a racist prick.

• did I mention that they like shiny?

[nihilistwife]

my moms folks grew up poor so they kept aloe vera plants to put on burns n shit so it’s weird to see like beauty gurus talk about aloe vera gels when you can just... use the plant.

[wrestlezon]

liveblog containment post for aew rampage 6/3/22

startin with the lucha bros vs young bucks? wowiee sorry im too busy watching them to blog oh my the hardys and the jurassic express are watching how does rey fenix do it. how does he just hover in midair wow hell of a tope from fenix hell of a frog splash too!! wow every time fenix does a counterswing off the ropes... my favorite oh my god, penta lifted him so high up!!!! big jump! even bigger! poisonrana... wow how are the bucks gonna out-insane the lucha bros here. what could they do OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH I GUESS THAT'D FUCKING DO IT WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK >:( THAT WAS NOT VERY POGGERS OF YOU, YOUNG BUCKS

commercial done. is it cm punk time oh nope! powerhouse hobbs and ricky starks! who are they fighting... jobbers? they didnt even get announced... rip and theyre pip-ing the match for team taz promo?? lmaooo that was fast

kiera hogan vs athena right? oh man they have the volume on stokely so low, which is a shame, because he is very good at talking whoaaa athena your icarus getup... lmao kiera counting at aubrey. heelish damn these kicks oh my god what a backpack flip WHAT A DROPKICK ON KIERA whoaaaaa oh my god what was that dive. scary!! oh! athena won! she is def gonna work her way up to takin the belt off of jade. who else could do it?

house of black promo! JULIA!!!! YEAH YOURE RIGHT THIS IS WHAT I WANTED!!! WOOO DARK JULIA DARK HART

OH CM PUNK TIME!!!!!!!!! WHATS GONNA HAPPEN THIS IS TOO FOREBODING THEYRE SAYING TOO MANY THINGS ON COMMENTARY SPECULATIVE THINGS hes def gonna get jumped... oh my god hes.... crying... sad.... im worried... dont you marionette my heart strings here punk. DO NOT TRUST HIS LIES... IM TRYING NOT TO.... AUGHHH... HES GETTING TO ME... PLEASE SAY PSYCHE if i was here for this live i would be freakin out surgery... its for realsies :'( alright... thats pretty much the best way they couldve laid that out for everyone. that really does suck though. how unfortunate for everyone involved but especially cm punk... :( make a fine recovery, king

;_;

anyway... im glad matt sydal is back... also ugh dan lambert lmao at excalibur trying to announce its an interim title and theres a battle royale next week to decide who fights contender moxley for the interim championship at forbidden door tho