#thing that has ever happened to me LMFAOOOOOOOOO actually it’s not. but it’s up there. this is so bad. i feel like im going to die or

[pepprs]

hi im gonna say goodbye to her in like 5 mins im waiting for her to wrap up another meeting rn. and i burst into tears in front of my colleagues and VERY visibly just cried 😁👍👍👍👍👍👍

[twinstarlovers]

LMFAO look at my heart shaped egg for my mom. Yes the plate is pretty big. I moved it to a smaller one. She has a tiny stomach so this will fill her up. I’m actually exhausted from cooking. It was only for an hour but still. I made breakfast for my mom, dad & older sis & made lunch for my mom. This makes me not want a family 💀. I don’t even cook fr like I don’t even know how. But my somewhat cute blueberry pancakes yuh 🫐🥞.

I do breakfast every once in a while. It depends if I’m awake & I think about it. I took a nap early so I’ve been up & I was like let me be nice today. I even gave buddy food LOL. He eats chicken from the store LMFAO. He only eats his dog food if he’s hungry hungry. Bruh I heard a scream last night when I was getting out the shower. It could’ve been the sink cus I was washing my hands but like idk it sounded like a scream. I be thinking that later on in the day police are gonna come knocking on my door asking if I heard or saw anything suspicious like yes. LMFAOOOOOOOOO I think too far ahead for no reason but idk. It could be my clairaudience thing but it only happens when I’m half awake so but one of my friends isn’t texting me back & she always does & I think something may be wrong if she’s not texting back so the scream could be her? Idk but anyways I deleted my main account 2 days ago too cus like…. that account is so haunted & it makes me uncomfortable OMG WAIT DID WE HAVE CONVOS ON THERE. No right? It was on wanderjukai aka deathriot but like the first encounter ever was main account me but I have a screenshot so it don’t matter 😌 LMFAO. We need to talk about what’s gonna be our story on how we met cus ig sounds kinda ugly but like it’s true. I like to be annoying so I would say some shit like “we met lifetimes ago” LMFAO but people gonna start asking questions so nvm

Okay I’m tired af bye 😴… bye 👋🏼😊💘 have a nice day ☀️🧸💘💐🥹

[tetriquinn]

Dream SMP locations/moments/characters as their respective canon Homestuck songs.

/rp /dreamsmp (based on characters, not creators)

Source: I said so.

SUPER LONG LMAO

The links go with the descriptions above them. Mobile formatting makes the list really confusing. Sorry about that.

The entire SMP. I tried to assign this to a specific event but I couldn't. Eternity is just too powerful. It literally has the best moment in all of Homestuck music history. That kind of raw energy cannot be defined by a single event. [Eternity Served Cold] Tommy, Tubbo, and Wilbur joining - L'Manburg War

[Sburban Jungle]

Pogtopia/Manburg War

[Welcome to the New Extreme]

The First Disc War(s, if you include the other disc-related conflicts)

[Showtime - Imp Strife]

The first half of the Final Disc War

[You Killed My Father (Prepare To Die)]

The second half of the Final Disc War

[Showtime - Piano Refrain]

The Eggpire after Tommy died (Yes I know I’ve made this joke before shut up it was my best meme)

The Banquet. Before the... y’know... murder part.

Actually no, The Banquet including the murder part.

[Pumpkin Party]

Ghostbur entering the prison

[Love You]

Revivedbur exiting the prison (er, just kinda showing up where he died I guess

[Hate You]

Manburg Festival (October 16th)

[Harlequin]

January 5th (New L'Manburg Festival + Ranboo's Panic Room)

[Dark Carnival]

The period between Tommy's death in the Prison and Tommy's revival

[Heir Of Grief]

Ranboo & Fundy's ice cream shop; Niki & Puffy's flower shop

[Moonsetter]

Revivedbur and Quackity with the burger shops

[Beatdown]

Ranboo and Tubbo with the burger shops

[Candles And Clockwork]

Jack Manifold. Just. In general. (AND NO IT’S NOT JUST A SOLLUX JOKE YEAH THAT’S RIGHT I SAW ONE OF YOU FUCKERS MEDIA SHARE THIS ONE TO HIM LAST WEEK)

[La2t Frontiier]

That little arc where Tubbo was trying to be a detective instead of mourning the violent and brutal death of his best friend

[BL1ND JUST1C3]

Doomsday

[Even In Death - T’Morra]

What? You thought I was going to say Carne Vale? You thought Doomsday was [S]: Game Over? Amateurs.

When Dream and Techno inevitably break out of the prison because let’s be real that’s happening one way or another (bonus points if Techno finds out about Dream manipulating Ranboo and goes apeshit)

[Carne Vale]

My DSMP sona when she encounters someone who manipulated the kids

Las Nevadas/ Casino Q

[Black]

The Syndicate lmfaooooooooo (I’m only half kidding here)

[I’m A Member Of The Midnight Crew but it’s the nice a capella version that everyone likes because it’s objectively the best one]

That one time Tubbo finally went to visit Tommy in exile and thought he [S] Game Over’d himself

[Flare]

The stream where they created Church Prime

[Creata]

PLEASE let Tommy just go apeshit ONE time every time he does even one SMALL THING for himself the entire fucking universe turns on him please he deserves to let it all out and kick actual fucking ASS EVEN ONE TIME COME ON

[Valor]

Tales From The SMP/ Karl in General

[Temporal Shenanigans]

Karl’s karaoke nights (yes I know this one isn’t a canon song but it’s a mix of 3 canon songs plus Space Jam okay it counts)

[Slam Jam]

Anyone remember the Karl Reef?

[Fuchsia Ruler]

Wilbur turning a drug van in the woods into an entire country

[WV: Become the Mayor of Cans]

The Dreamon Hunters, my absolute beloveds. My favorite arc on the entire SMP.

[At The Price Of Oblivion]

Tubbo sitting over the remains of his country on L’Manburgian Independance Day earlier this month (yes I’m spelling it as “Independance” because that’s what their constitution said okay it’s their fault not mine)

[Three In The Morning Aftermath]

Tommy leaving Exile (or him being revived I guess idk)

[Savior of the Waking World]

If Sapnap ever DID ANY LORE COME ON MAN YOU HAVE THE MOST POTENTIAL HERE

[Time On My Side]

The big final battle against The Egg that we never got :(

[Battle Against an Unfathomable Enemy]

Enderwalk Ranboo it’s literally perfect

[Black Rose / Green Sun]

I don’t think I even have to tell you what this is for. Look at the title. You’ll know.(Dream in the Prison in case you’re seeing this way in the future and don’t have this context)

[Constant Confinement]

Ranboo & Fundy doing dumb shit together (the good ol’ days)

[Wacky Antics]

I could use this for an actual, plot-relevant location, but no their SCUFFED-ASS NETHER IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SOMEONE JUST FIX IT IT’S SO GARBAGE (except for the portal hub that looks really nice)

[Underworld]

Ranboo’s lil’ Ender particles (chat) jammin to fuckin’ Cabinet Man or some shit during lore

[Arcade Thunder]

Tubbo’s execution

[Trials And Execution]

Clingyduo when they actually get to fight/hang out together canonically

[Skiain Skirmish]

Revivedbur (yes I’m serious)

[Hardchorale]

Dream XD

(I FORGOT IT HAD THE FLOWEY LAUGH AND I GOT WHIPLASH WHILE TYPING THIS DUSIGYUSIHV)

[Lordling]

Dream getting posessed by the Dreamon and having to be exorcised (yeah remember that? Probably not.)

[Sunslammer]

The Inbetween and The Other Side fighting to get Karl to listen (Another one I’m pretty sure is canon)

[Derse Dreamers]

The final battle of the SMP. It’ll happen eventually. It can’t last forever, you know

[Rex Duodecim Angelus]

This went from a shitpost to a very long, fairly accurate (and fairly full of memes) analysis help I’m so tired.

Honorable mentions that I couldn’t add because they’re technically not canon songs:

Eret all the time

[Let Me Dance, Let Me Glisten]

The Eggpire just being able to understand The Egg (I say sarcastically, as if I don’t have this song written in a fictional language memorized)

[Futma Kul Shemtor (Hymn of the Horrorterrors)]

[helenaklein]

Heya, i come across your blog while talking about nelroche etc. I never know anything about l&l since i never play lovestruck, can someone give explanation which part that is similiar? While idk anything about lovestruck, I found their previous work also has similiar with manga yana of the dawn (which i have read the manga, and yes, they are pretty similiar to called it just coincidence).

okay so fair warning... this is long as fuck because there are more similarities than there are differences lol. also as a disclaimer i’m only invested in this whole thing insofar as it entertains me but if the “””””creators””””” want to fight me because i wrote this post.... they’re welcome to but i promise i’ll have more fun than they will lmfao

l&l’s about a young woman from a major city in our world who one day gets sucked via magical portal into a fantasy world filled with magic and races that are only fiction in ours. once there, she gets mistaken for their most notorious war criminal, an insanely powerful witch who committed a genocide and is center of a cult of worshipers willing to kill and die for her.

this is nelroche’s description, straight from their devblog:

now, if it was a matter of similar basic premises and setups, i’d write it off as coincidence and tell the anons who made me aware of this that i thought they were overreacting. after all, “normal-human sucked into medieval world” and even “mistaken identity” are both very well established tropes that have been done and done again and will continue to be done because many find it compelling. hell, i do too. honestly, if the devs had simply said that they drew inspiration from love & legends, i’d have understood.

but.

the similarities only begin there. and they only get more excessive. coupled with their adamant denial that they’ve never even read it....... it’s just not possible lmfao. even if they decided to change the physical appearances of the characters, the tropes behind them and their personalities are exactly the same.

the nelroche demo has:

1) the lord of a region who’s a massive workaholic to the point of self-detriment, but is very caring towards their people and their inner circle and whom everyone in the group has referred to as a parental figure.

aka.... l&l’s reiner wolfson, who’s described directly from the app as “Reiner is a fair and compassionate ruler who would defend the people of the human domain with his life.”

2) the prickly knight to said lord, who’s fiercely dedicated to their liege, very serious in personality along with stubborn and prideful, but cares deep down once you get past their walls.

literally l&l’s august falke. the demo describes them, literally as “...reminds me of the knights in the fairy tales, except, it seems, not quite as charming” whereas august’s in-app description reads “This knight in shining armor is more aggressive than the story books led you to believe...” I’ll let the similarities there speak for themselves.... lol

3) the energetic and bubbly mage who’s super tiny compared to their companions and avoids serious discussion, who happens to be a bit of a trickster and has a mysterious quality.

l&l’s altea bellerose but make it less pink! altea and “C”s similarities go even deeper but i’ll get into that a bit later.

4) the mysterious and heterochromatic-eyed figure who’s distrustful and initially stand-offish as a result of living through a life of hardship, that is excitable and actually loves to travel.

look no further than l&l’s saerys! M’s eyes are “ocean blue and purple” compared to his blue and red, but don’t let that difference fool you! their introductions are laughably similar (more on that later)... and the “travel” bit lmfao. not to be mean but they couldn’t at least change up his hobbies? come on now, work for that plagiarized bag!

5) the lazy and flirtatious one who’d rather spent their days joking and taking it easy than handling their many responsibilities, who does care but shows it in ways unconventional.

just because their hair is grey instead of white doesn’t mean it’s not l&l’s iseul idreis, babes! i’d know that endlessly frustrating man anywhere! lovestruck’s app description for him reads: “The elven prince is beautiful and cunning with a silver tongue, but his lackadaisical lifestyle leaves much to be desired”. corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures they’re the same dot jpg.

6) the complicated and slender blonde who wields both blade AND magic, whose eyes glow, whose power is deemed dangerous, who wears shades of blue, AND is initially described as cold? who seems like she wants to beat the hell out of her compatriots, who she seems to lead, and whose outfit is needlessly complicated?

you think i don’t know a knock off helena klein when i see one???? ME???????? helena’s in-app description LITERALLY reads “cold as ice” and “wielding both sword and sorcery with ruthless precision”!!!!! of alllllllllll the things i’m most offended by this one motherfucker you can’t just fuck around with helena on a whim okay this shit is personal now!!!!!!

7) the creepy, predatory, and combative pale-but-tanned-but-murky-skinned dude who wears robes and a creepy beast mask.

l&l’s jinhai jubal i know it’s you!!!! actually this is probably the funniest thing of the whole situation to me bc this dev decided to remove not-alain as a love interest and seemingly replace him with not-jinhai. secondary poster you a hilarious bitch i’m not gonna lie.

(here’s jinhai in his mask lmfao)

8) the mouse-looking man who seems not as confident as not-helena and not-jinhai, wears full armor AND a double-sided sword strapped to his back.

none other than l&l’s alain richter, back from the dead! im gonna let the next image speak for itself.

still with me? i sure hope so bc it really gets juicy now!!!!! the similarities don’t end with the characters!!!! no, no, no!!!! the plot and progression of the demo are identical to that of l&l’s pilot episode, beat for beat.

in the l&l pilot episode, after the mc stumbles through the portal and into the medieval town, she’s almost immediately accosted by august, a rude mf who essentially acts not very knight-like despite his appearance and forces her into the nearby castle’s dungeon.

once inside the dungeon, the l&l mc is approached by a figure with hetero-chromatic eyes, who seems intrigued and confused by the mc’s lack of knowledge about the fantasy world.

once that person leaves, in comes a bubbly woman who seems to be floating. she asks mc if she’s ready to get out of the dungeon, and mc is like!!!! finally someone willing to help me. only..... uh oh.... she takes her to her lord instead of freeing her, wtf!!!!

once brought to the lord, who seems much more calm and reasonable than his high-strung and feisty knight, he listens to mc’s story and seems to believe her somewhat, but doesn’t want to risk his people.

(he’s even standing at the window LMFAOOOOOOOOO)

then the last remaining figure (iseul) playfully suggests that the lord (reiner) allow the mc to pick which among the group she’d like to guard her while they all determine whether or not she’s being truthful about not knowing anything. this is literally! literally! LITERALLY! how the PILOT EPISODE! of LOVE AND LEGENDS! ENDS!

ARE YOU SERIOUS LMFAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO. going through all this is literally fucking HILARIOUS to me like ak;sdfjadsfkl;asdfjlasdf how BOLD and BRAVE do you have to be to so blatantly rip something off and then deny even ever encountering what you stole from adsfkjldfasdfkasd,f. i’m not even super mad bc like.... i torment voltage for funsies. but! LMAO!!!!!!!!

lastly..... as an added bonus to all of the juicy, juicy evidence above. l&l mc has a best friend in the “real”, modern world, who inexplicably has a lookalike in the fantasy world. well..... would you believe it if i told you that the nelroche has one just like it???

that’s right! even sophie and solaire made the plagiarism cut! gotta love those girlies, i’m so happy for them :)

the end!

[afronaruto]

Iruka :)

How I feel about this character

i feel STRONGLY.... iruka’s literally such an important character and its so crackheaded that he gets paid DUST in shippuden like the fact that people have the audacity to think of jiriaya or kakashi as more integral figures to naruto’s life is literally insane.... i could not think of a more important character to naruto’s story other than maybe sasuke.... the thing is that iruka literally wasn’t even particularly cruel to naruto, he just treated him like any other student in the beginning!! but like SCREAMS when he takes that big ass shuriken to the back for naruto and he apologizes to naruto, crying for him oh my god im tearing up just thinking about it because in this ENTIRE village of useless scummy fuckers iruka’s the ONLY person in the whole series to ever apologize to naruto for how he’s treated!!!!!!!!!!! iruka getting over the hatred he has towards the kyuubi for killing his parents and being able to see naruto for who he is and be the first person to extend genuine kindness towards naruto, to risk his life because he understands naruto and sees what no one else will in him i just . SCREAMS I LOVELOVELOVE IRUKA SOOOOO MUCH THE SERIES WOULD LITERALLY BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT IF IRUKA WASN’T THERE TO GIVE NARUTO THAT EMPATHY AND KINDESS. it makes me SO mad that he gets DUST in shippuden like other than killer bee acknowledging that iruka’s important to naruto iruka gets NOTHING while we lick kakashi’s toes like UUUGHHHHHH.... 

All the people I ship romantically with this character

eye..... gai and kakashi ................. i guess .......... but liek i’ll keep it absolutely real i don’t care about either of them that much LOL i ship them w iruka but it’s more about iruka like if i could dropkick kakashi out of all the art he’s in with iruka and take his place and treat iruka right myself i would. i jus wanna see my man happy T__T 

My non-romantic OTP for this character

oh him and naruto umino-uzumaki household all fucking DAY baby!!!!!!!!!! literally i can’t stand that his and naruto’s relationship like other than iruka buying naruto ramen just like... comes to a halt after shippuden like it’s so unrealistic that we just stop seeing them interact point blank period??? because iruka really treated naruto so fondly and like when i remember that iruka was canonly up worrying his ass off (rightly so LOL) when naruto was in the land of waves i jus ;W; because you could not have a more tender relationship, like the MEANING of it all. iruka sees himself in naruto and lmfaoo considering all the trash ass comparisons that happen in this stupid manga he’s probably the only adult in the whole series who actually rightly sees himself in a younger character and he ACTS RIGHT ABOUT IT..... he’s really the only adult that ever actually cared for naruto and i love their relationship and bond so sosososososo much i loove thinking about them and how iruka’s so young but he’s jus basically got a kid now. and you know what? it slaps 

My unpopular opinion about this character

THE FACT PEOPLE TAKE LIKE... FILLER.... AS AN EXCUSE TO HATE IRUKA LMFAOOOOOOOOO. LIKE THE HATE IRUKA GETS IS SO COMPLETELY DUMBLY UNFOUNDED LIKE ITS FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON AT ALL OTHER THAN???? RACISM ??? I DONT KNOW??? THE WAY PEOPLE JUS DISLIKE HIM FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING??? its so SCHEWPID like folks will genuinely watch one episode of filler where iruka smacks naruto upside the head and be like oh... he’s so awful and abusive.... and then they’ll check the time and hurry off for suckle kakashi’s nuts o clock. literally iruka should be one of THE most loved characters in the fandom like the way people make eyes at itachi and obito and kakashi is how we should be adoring iruka jus no one here has TASTE and also i literally go feral when i remember kishi saying he wishes he put iruka in more scenes i cant STAND EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SERIES AND ITS FANDOM

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

i wish he had more scenes jus in general because overall i really like iruka’s canon personality in pt 1 and pt 2 :( like seeing him with naruto is jus so enjoyable but oh we can absolutely scrap that shit in the light novels where iruka’s like “aahhh narutos getting married. man im lonely” like what the fuck kind of clown shit LOL? ig one thing i would have really liked is if iruka’s proficiency for sealing was expanded on? like honestly no one in konoha knows fuck shit about naruto’s seal when jiraiya isn’t around and it’s a little aggravating. oh ANNDDD i think that iruka should have been the one to jump in and save naruto during the pein fight sorry hinata but like idk how iruka could NOT ?? 

[345pm]

I’m going so start ranting on there even tho no ones gives a fuck. I’ve only got 32 followers & like 28 of them are porn pages. Loooool. Fuck.

Well, I’m a sad bitch tonight.

I know to other people it’s probabaly not that deep & I should drop it & move on. But I’m an emotional person. I overthink things a lot. I’m a worry wart.

Theres a cute guy that works @ my job. Well, I’m work @ his job rather, doing the samples. He works in the meat department. We always say hi to each other. It’s nothing to him but to me, it’s everything. Lol. I didn’t he even knew my name but he does. Literally don’t know much about him. Don’t know if he has a girlfriend or boyfriend. If he even likes black girls. Don’t know how old he is.

I was off on Thursday & I had to go there to take my sister her phone. He just so happened to be there talking to a guy that I work with. I walked to then & said hey. The guy I work with said hey but the guy I lowkey like have the stankest look eva lmfaooooooooo. He looked at me so funny & then walked off. Shit was so awkward. He gave me that “who tf are you?” Smile. Idk if he was acting like that bc he didn’t want to talk or he didn’t recognize me (literally everytime we see each other I’m in uniform). I assumed he would recognize me though.

I saw him @ work today. I was getting some ice with a friend & i turned around & he was there. He said hey. I told him that was me that said hey to him that say & he apologied. I wasn’t mad & I said it in a joking way bc I wasn’t upset or anything. He apologized again & I felt bad for a while bc I don’t want to come off as some weird, entitled bitch. Lol. Like he doesn’t owe me or anything. I’m just some bitch he sees at work. I ain’t shit to him. I play no important role in his life. I understand that. He doesn’t even know I kinda like him. But I felt bad bc I didn’t want to seem like I’m hella demanding or some shit.

I’m probably overreacting, but that’s me for yah. Everytime I think about what occurred between us earlier, I get some embarrased & shit.

He’s too cute for me anyway. In my eyes he’s a 10 & I’m a 4. Five in a goodt day. I don’t have a chance with him, but I’m going to stare at his cute ass every chance I get.

I hope I get to see him outside of work one day. Preferably while I’m dressed cute with my hair done. Speaking of hair, I need some edges. My shits are thin now & idk why.

Yo, I’ll never forget that day he looked me dead in my face for no reason. I just know he started noticing how ugly I was. I probably had a white head on my nose that stared back @ him. He just smiled, threw something in my trash can & got back to work. I was dying that day bc I think it happens to everyone, but I had on some Carmex & I’m talking all day long to customers so I was hoping I didn’t have that white stuff on my lips. Not cum for you dirty fuckers. Lol. Even though that’s the first thing I would think. But I was hoping my lips didn’t look weird. You know what I mean, ladies? And in the winter, my nose starts peeling so I hope it wasn’t peeling with he stared at me. Looool.

There was one time when I had got off work & I said bye to him & idk if he said, “bye, baby.” Or “bye, lady.” But that shit put a smile on my face. Had a bitch feeling nice that day.

Man, it seemed like shit just started gettin awkward & going downhill the moment I admitted to myself that I like him. I’m not going to try to get with or anything but he’s just so nice to look @. What a sight for sore eyes.

I want to stalk his Instagram or, if he has it, Facebook. I deactivated mine, but if he has one, I’m reactive that bitch in a heartbeat so I can creep. He has Instagram. He didn’t directly tell me, but I was near & he was talking to someone else. I’m too much of a pussy to ask if he has social media bc I’m scared he’d think I want him or something. Lmaoooo. Would be awkward if he has a girlfriend too. If he does, I wanna see what she looks like. She’s probably pretty af. With some perky titties. Idk. My shits are saggy. I keep talking about other shit but I wanna creep on his social media accounts. I think he has an iPhone. One of the newer ones. I tried to stare @ his phone that day I saw him, but I couldn’t get such a good look @ it. His phone case is pink though. What if it’s his girl’s phone case? Bitchhhhhh.

I’m typing this as if it’s a diary, but idk. I’m actually starting to feel a little bit better. I was going to rant about some more stuff but I don’t want to ruin my okay moodt. I want to stay in this okay place that I’m in.

Before I wrap it up, I saw my former geometry teacher back when I was in high school, & I asked her about the physical science teacher bc to me, he’s cute af & I would let him hit this. He’s a scientific snacc, y’all. I had to get my phone fixed one day & in the area is the school so I went down there just to pass the time. He wasn’t there so I assumed his schedule was changed. So turns out, my former geometry teacher is the new physical science teacher. Ik math & science are correlated, but I ain’t think she knew shit about science bc she was also a middle school teacher at the school I went to. I had someone else as a teacher but used to see her a lot. Sooooo apparently he hasn’t been working there for a few months. Idk where my mans is but I’m hurt, bitch. He was so cute to me. A dork, but my dork. So, I’m thinking that he left to go back to school forrrrr something. He’s like 31 or 32. I honestly forgot but I think it was his doctorine or something. If so, I’m happy for him. Go head, boo. My other fave teacher is gone too. Idk why I never thought I search her ass on Facebook. I was told my other people that she got pregnant & moved to another state with her mans. The cute, deaf social studies teacher is gone too. And the law & justice teacher. He wasn’t that attractive to me but he was hella cool. I enjoyed his class. I know where he’s law firm is so I thought about stopping by one day but idk if that’s appropiate. The best ever English teacher is gone too. I heard it was temporary then I heard it was permanent. I think he broke his leg. Or back? I miss him. He was hella dope. Imma go back there some time to see who else is still there. The physical science teacher has Facebook but he hasn’t been on that hoe in so long. Can’t even screenshot a picture of him bc it’s a side view. He doesn’t like technology like that so he has a flip phone. A black one. I think he drives a red Jeep. I made sure I sat up in the front of his class, directly behind his desk so I could look @ his beautiful face. Loooooool. He was kinda funny too. With his sloppy handwriting. I hope to run into him one day if he hasn’t left our state or city. I hope I look fineeee as fuck one day & make him want to do scientific experiments on me. Lol.

Okay. I’m making myself laugh now so I guess I’m alright rn. Imma end this here. This was hella long but made me feel somewhat better. I’m not expecting anyone to read this but I hope it made someone laugh or something? Idk. Lol. See yah.