#thirstdragon

[shadowtrainerwesley]

@thirstdragon

IS. THAT. SO.

>Pops in another handful of ghost peppers and munches on them.

>Notices Shadow and pauses, staring at them for a moment...

>Then suddenly grabs another ghost pepper into the bowl and then shoves it into the other’s mouth.

[writemeendlesssongs]

@thirstdragon wants a muse to pester!

“It’s not often I see others like myself.” Seems to be a bit confused. “I just normally see normal; boring humans, then again that’s what I get for residing in the human realm; isn’t it?” Phantom didn’t know why he wanted to strike a conversation with this....Person but he wanted to; they looked interesting to him. He made sure to observe the others features well.

[wonderalmighty]

thirstdragon replied to your post “My Cross Z is the best dragon ever.”

squints

“Can you allow me to transform int Kamen Rider Cross Z? If not then best dragon is my little Cross dragon.” A tiny blue and gold machine like dragon flies around Banjous head.

[darkheroclone]

thirstdragon replied to your post: So, how many of your fans have you done the...

it just means the sex

[ASKJDLASDASDASD I KNOW NOW THANKS TO SOME FRIENDS TELLING ME SHORTLY AFTER I POSTED THAT. THANKS ANYWAY.

NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I’MMA GO DIE FROM EMBARRASSMENT IN A CORNER RIGHT NOW.]

[ulsterchampion]

thirstdragon replied to your post: “Red snapper! Biiiig Red Snapper sale!” Celt fish...

Opens mouth wide. Please insert fish.

...

Karate chops forehead.

“Oy. You have to pay idiot. I’m not handing out fish for free. Master has fees after all.”

[noircisaint]

“You’re a Dragon. You get my respect to a certain extend because of your species. You’re recommended to never push it.”

[huntsman-ash]

♡

Fight and win. Thats really it. If you get into a fight, dont run or try and defuse it, demolish the other guy. The more brutal or underhanded it is the better. 

“There is victory and death. No other options” is what Ash lives by. 

[glassheartcd]

that post is basically the plot to 50 shades tho ehajdgajsgsgsfsgs

No, no. We’re gonna do this shit right, no creepy bdsm, no fucking weird ass millionaire, I want this shit to be enjoyable for both parties.

[aecorus]

how do people even write dumb shit like that and not feel embarrassed with themselves lmao like get over yourself edgelord maxie is fine

I’m so happy you all care so much… back in February I felt so alone, and this anon certainly didn’t do any favors all that time. But thank you. ♡

[fellvesscl-blog]

thirstdragon replied to your post: Grima inheriting Robin’s maternal instincts for...

morgan vc: thank you mother!!! i will cherish this gift forever!!! please let me watch you while you read!!

“Fine but if you speak I’m kicking you out.” She wants to destroy this child but something is preventing her from doing so. It’s annoying.

[pitchblacks]

Staaaaare. ...Grabs his horns.

“ oh my — ! well, hello there, precious ! find anything you like ? ”

[bakenyeko-blog]

thirstdragon replied to your post: hewwo im back

patpat

Purr purr.

[incursu]

thirstdragon

replied to your post

  shadow slaps the guy. he flies through a building like in a fucking anime

Perfection

[devilsndragons]

👖 it's about time he ditched that stupid bed sheet and wore some REAL CLOTHES

Or send “👖” to steal their clothes and run away.

It wasn’t like he noticed at first. Spending his usual time in the shower - for someone so associated with mud, he did like his clean time. So when he finally stepped out -

Blink.

Where was it. His skirt - thing. “Ah. Where could it-” He cut himself off. Yanking the shower curtain off of the rail, and tying it around himself. “Shaaadoooooow...”

Stomp stomp. “Did you steal my clothes? ... Skirt and headband, but they’re still clothes, y’know.” He knew he should have just worn the headband into the shower.