Sadly, turtles cannot eat pizza under any circumstances. Turtles lack the enzymes in their stomachs to process dairy products like we do, so the cheese alone makes it a no-go.
Just found this
I MUST SAVE MA BOIS
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Ok well if Dreams gets to be tied up, so should Flames
Except Dreams can take a lil wire pulling, yeah stings a bit but he's had worse. This guy tho? Having his wires pulled around him like that, whole new experience
Next posts will be normal I prommy
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link and zelda for the hcs maybe 👀
Couldnt find a flag for it, but Zelda is also GNC!
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me: *listening to The Bird Song by Noah Floersch*
my brain, with the worst brainrot imaginable: what if it were a flower husbands and scarian animation that switched between povs, series, and Scott/grian were the arrow and Jimmy/scar were the bird and you use parallels :D
me, you can't animate for shit: wtf
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I don’t think we give splinter enough credit for his role as a single father and sensei. My guy loses everything, gets turned into a rat, finds 4 little mutant turtles and hides in a sewer system for 15 years. Excuse me, but those are 4, buck wild, feral teen boys he had to take care of, raise, and train. Do you know the pain of having to deal with 4 rampant teens on a day to day basis? I haven’t experienced it, and frankly, I don’t plan to.
We really don’t give Splinter enough credit for the effort he had to put in. He had to find food for children and himself. He had to train them and raise them as both a sensei and a father. He took the time to give them gifts that would play to their strengths.
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said this in replies but did want to say more broadly that i’m very grateful to everyone who’s talked about visual migraine stuff on here, because if i hadn’t had any context Sudden Vision Sparklies would honestly have been very scary instead of just derailing and unpleasant?? so like. appreciate the advance tour of the boat, sorry we’re all on it <3
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that thread i rbed like ages ago about men's urge to disagree/object to/obstruct women for no reason has seriously reset my brain its so crazy but i think actually one of the rare things that actually might represent a way forward for how men engage with women. like there's always going to be the rightwing ardent misogynists who don't care that they're doing this but for all the men in the middle that do on some level want to be better it represents 1. fairly confronting evidence that your position in the patriarchy actually affects how you relate to women much more than you realise it does even if you think of yourself as self-aware and 2. a genuine example of something that makes us all suffer because the fact you niggle on every single issue like what flavour of ice cream to buy is unhealthy for relationships (of any kind) AND introduces unnecessary amount of background strain to your life for no real gain.
maybe im being an idealist but i love the idea of a man experiencing a certain amount of horror upon recognition of this as a catalyst to other more meaningful recognitions and changes both in how he evaluates the competence of women but also in recognition of the subjectivity of he perceives things i.e i think one of the biggest barriers to confronting the housework gap is often that men don't SEE how much women are doing and also don't SEE things that need to be done, to the extent that ive seen men argue that the solution is just for women to not care about being surrounded by mess. anyway no conclusion but i cant stop thinking about that thread both super horrifyingand also kind of hopeful
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Leon's refusal to learn Warren Stone's name is honestly a lot funnier when you take into account the fact that Warren probably ALSO does not know any of their names.
Like, I don't think I have ever heard ANY of the villains refer to the boys as anything besides "the turtles" or "the [color] one" and Warren is NOT an exception to that rule. Even Draxum did not bother to learn their names until Mikey physically forced himself into his life.
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