#this big fat cock of his

[vetornic]

again im working my shift today and james fucking hetfield wont leave me alone. bitch are you serious????

stfu handsome man and rail me

[tommystummy]

I’m gonna be so for real: Buck has a size kink for himself. He gets off on calling his own cock big, discovering he likes other people’s big cocks just fuels the fire.

[jdms-flat-ass]

He’s got a way with his words and helicopter cock 😍💅

[bunicate]

now wht if we have wolf wrio x bunny reader

[assmaster-8000]

coming out of an artblock of 3 years is so funny. haha this is my oc. original character. in the title baby. ive also never had a single thought about them. do not ask me anything ever or i will burn in a fire. a big one.

[allmyandroids]

[uc1wa]

ushiwaka got the biggest cock in hq im sorry

[twnj]

Choji: You've been staring daggers at the guy on that magazine since your mum dropped it off two days ago - who is he?

Shikamaru: Uh...Just some guy I know

Choji: Is he like, a rival or something?

Shikamaru: Something like that, yeah.

Choji: Like a rival in chess or.....? He looks like a douche, anyway.

Shikamaru: No I mean, he's nice enough...he’s a smart man, good head, good game, good reputation, good....career.

Choji: So, he's a douche.

Shikamaru:...Yeah...but much improved now you've drawn that cock and balls on his face 👀

Choji: Anytime, bruh 😌

Headcannon madness inspired by the wonderful Shikatema fic Grandmaster by @notquitejiraiya.

Thanks to @ferocityh for allowing me to bother her for a translation!

[kingkatsuki]

There’s something so hot about soft dick and watching as you make them hard like I can’t explain.

[zorosdimples]

naruto has a fat leaky cock but no clue how to use it. he’s enthusiastic, though—he just needs the right sensei

[rakkikuroba]

Still do not understand why Wesker despises (his words) Chris so much.

Tyrant interfered in his plans and killed him, not Chris. Get a grip dude.

Then it’s Rebecca who started the destruction sequence. All Chris did was kill some zombies, find some papers, save Rebecca a lil too much times, get Jill out of her cockroach jail and get out ?

Is it because he broke his ego by making fun of him?

[jdms-flat-ass]

I LOVE WHEN HE SHOUTS. That ‘bombs away’ literally grabbed me by the !!!!! His shouting voice is actually so hot, like his normal voice is hot but then he shouts and its so guttural, deep, and lowkey scary hnnnnngggggg…. If he shouted at me i might cry but also 🥴👹 IM OBSESSED HELP

[mcondance]

i’ve watched cm so many times over the years and i’ve always been a spencer lover but i started rewatching the early seasons and i can finally see the appeal of hotch. like that’s a hairy armed dilf i need to get on top of

THIS FUCKING MEME???

i rlly can’t relate bcs as soon as i saw hotch all my attention was taken like i was struck with lust and love and now he and spencer share me. the funny part is i originally started cms for spencer and then hotch took my attention for a couple days 😭 i do need to get on top of that man i need to fuck him stupid

[sleepysnk]

feeling kinda horny for kunigami right now

[fedorasaurus]

Also, I found out that the Scumm Bar theme in Monkey Island is based on a traditional folk/drinking song called "O Good Ale, My Darling," so if I'm brave enough, I'm going to sing that when I go there during my next Monkey Island stream (I'll clip it if I don't goof it up too badly).

[sensivs]

darkskin!getou has the most softest and plumpest lips any man or woman can ever dream abt on this entire planet