#this is a nothing post

[tigers1o1]

Of course sonadow is canon, they even share a last name… “the hedgehog”

[miraclemaya]

that one hentai manga about the sex amusement park is all fun and games until you realize that they are 100% like patenting the special handjob technique and will sue you if you do it outside of park grounds. someone's heart gave out due to all the sex and because of a weird clause in the safety agreements, lawyers have successfully argued in court that actually his assets belong to the company now, so his widow is homeless.

[crabussy]

polyamorous person whos married to 10 people and has one wedding ring on every finger. beautiful image for you to imagine

[some-pers0n]

I think it would be funny if Valve fans treated New Mexico the way anime fans treat Japan.

[thewistlingbadger]

The jayvik community is so creative...but also almost every fic is 10k+ words like 😭 Jesus it's so long

[notwhatyoucameherefor]

The average pokemon sv playthrough is 50% weeheehehe bike dog and 50% My Character Would Not Fucking Do That

[puddlesl1me]

In case anyone is curious, the worst thing that could happen to me us if i were stuck in a room with too many bugs. Thats it.

Bugs are scaryyy...

[superspecial-awesome]

One time I had a dream where malik ishtar was real and went to my college and I had an awkward "acquaintanceship where you see each other enough that you guess you would call each other friends if someone asked" relationship with him. An actual friend and I had run into him so I had to explain this situation to her after he'd left. And basically I got one sentence into that before she cut me off and said "who the fuck is malik do you mean marik???" and before I could explain why I prefer to call him that I realized this debate only exists irl because he isn't real, which made me wake up. This is among the stupider dreams I've ever had

[2leggedshark]

I gotta sympathize with the haters of really popular wrestlers. Liek the ones that are super well liked. If I had to constantly hear how everyone loved a guy I found super annoying, I'd kill myself. Ur stronger than me.

[tigers1o1]

Exercise my demons? Well obviously. How else are they supposed to have rockin’ bods???

[anachronistic-falsehood]

crossover crack ship: timothy rand and qcellbit. both horribly paranoid and terrified of being betrayed and/or killed. they would definitely fight or kill each other if they ever came into contact i know this for a fact

[miraclemaya]

a bizarre strain of anti pdf sentiment has resulted in people burning usb sticks filled with gigabytes of pdfs from all sources. adherents to the movement have stated that information should simply not be displayed in such a satanic method. "they tell us, they say, pdf stands for portable document format, but- but they're wrong they're lying, they want to trick us into using it when really it's personal demon factory, P D F, and it's a trick to get us to stray from the path, i-i wont stand for it" says a local leader in the movement

[bare1ythere]

Birds and bugs are amazing because there's no other type of animal that consistently surprises me with unique species that I've never seen before in my life

[sm0kebreaks]

its so odd to me that theres a whole genre of ppl who listened to tma and thought martin was this fancy tea guy and not just doing like a basic task you do in places where tea is part of the culture...

not in like a judgemental way like im american too and thats very much not a thing here but like ive seen it at least once or twice before in other stuff that thats just a task you can have an employee do like go make some tea

like its always read to me as martin trying to cover for the fact hes not as qualified as he says he is by going and making the tea for everyone its basic and boring but its something he did so everyones momentarily ddistracted by the fact he never seems to use his supposed education bc he brought them some tea.

we dont really have an american equivalent... im imagining the intern fetching everyone coffee trope but even that doesnt seem right since its not nearly as common hmm

[notwhatyoucameherefor]

I love when there's a demon themed character and their name is Damian. 10/10 joke works every time