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Periodic reminder that you should never trust a chiropractor with your body under any circumstances

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Comments from an instagram repost of this

My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

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Hello,I was wondering if u have a favorite flavor of milk? Mine is actually strawberry and chocolate milk mixed together...I call it neapolitan milk lol. Have a good day! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

neapolitan milk sounds interesting! unfortunately the only flavored milk i’ve consumed is chocolate and strawberry (never together though), however i love the flavor of plain milk itself!

chocolate otherwise

would love to try vanilla or banana sometime, if i get my hands on them :)

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Average Stardew Wednesday

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found this on my monthly tiktok scroll. i think we should add murder too.

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One (1) hot pepper guaranteed to brighten Shane's day

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Elliot watching me catch three times my body weight in fish because I spent all my money on that season’s seeds and now I need to make fast fishing money so me and my chickens don’t starve to death.

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Finally did the skull cavern mission at the cost of my sanity

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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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Press play, watch the gif

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((Here you are. I forgot that my main audience is a bunch of maniacs.))

((As a reminder, my pronouns are any and all. Do not bore me.))

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Transcript: "Have you are husband ever made love? Then call me immediately! I wanna know."

Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you

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