#this is about klapollo and ryu and van zieks and also sholmes and van zieks and also [REDACTED] and van zieks

[littlegreendeathmachine]

Opinions Nobody Asked For Pt. 2

The timeline in Ace Attorney skips around so much that it’s pretty much impossible for me not to ship the same characters with different people based on context and plot. Relationships are built around proximity, after all.

Potential (kind of?) spoilers below the cut.

I ship Wrightworth/Narumitsu before and after Phoenix gets disbarred and goes on a gambling and grape juice bender.

I ship Krisnix and a spell of Langworth during said bender until Nick is off his bullshit (or back on it, depending on how you want to interpret it lol)

I ship Lanamia while they’re in law school although that time period is only explored in brief dialogue, and Miego when Mia becomes an attorney and meets Diego. Sorry Lana.

I ship Asoryuu before and after Kazuma is “dead” and Ryulock while he’s believed to be dead - even though Asoryuu is toxic yaoi after he comes back. Then Ryunosuke and Susato go back to Japan and leave him in London which I think inevitably leads to Ryuususa after a few years (it’s okay, you can throw bricks at me). Kazuma has no other friends in Britain, Van Zieks already has a bf and Ryu and Susato were acting pretty weird at the end of TGAA2. *shrugs* it’s just you and your hand, Kazuma-sama.

— also, I ship Homumiko while Mikotoba is studying abroad in London and again after their ten-year reunion (Sholmes is a connoisseur of Japanese men, I think.)

I ship Ema with everyone she works for/with throughout her adult life because she’s hot and pulls mad bitches. Faraskye, Klema, Emapollo, Klemapollo, Skyemadhi. Hell, probably even Fran AND Maya. If she can, she will. Get it, girlfriend!

Klapollo is infinite. I think Klavier would follow Polly to the end of the earth whether he wanted him to or not. I don’t ship Claypollo or whatever the hell KlavierxDaryan’s ship name is because I think they didn’t have their true bisexual awakening until they met each other (who could forget that infamous line in AA4? Or all of them, really?)

Also, can we please get Athena a fun girlfriend? She doesn’t have enough options. She seems like she could pull a nice big tiddy goth gf. She deserves to find love. And I don’t ship Junithena because Junie is obviously het and I personally feel Athena can do better anyway *shrugs again*

I spend way too much time thinking about these lawyer pixels and how bad I want the implied 🏳️‍🌈 to be canon 🏳️‍🌈