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I am finally in a place in my life where I have made peace with myself. I don’t judge myself anymore. I don’t hate myself anymore. I like myself. I love myself.
Now I just hate the world around it.
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I was wondering. Maybe we are all characters in a Role Play Game. And God is the Game Master. And as a Game Master, he is on our side, but won’t do any tasks for us, he just guides us and hope we follow the guide.
Haha, what a disappointment for the Game Master :) players are so boring, he’s probably asleep 😂
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I just love when people do something like this!
November 17th, Huanggang, Hubei province. A girl who lives alone went away on a business trip for a month. After coming home, she found a sack of garbage at her doorstep. This made her very angry, so she checked the security camera only to realize she misread the situation.
‘I rent this apartment by myself. I was away on a work trip for about a month. When I came back I found a sack of garbage at my door, and I felt very angry at the time. I thought, what uncultured person would leave their garbage at someone else’s doorstep?
So then I checked the security camera. As it turns out, it was the cleaning A-Yi hired by the apartment opposite. I was speechless, why would she leave garbage at my door? But as I went through the rest of CCTV, I realized, there seems to have been a bad man who targeted my apartment. He purposely left a flyer at my door, but he didn’t do it for the other apartments.
I think A-Yi also noticed this and thought it strange, so she got rid of the flyer for me, and put the garbage at my door to make it seem like someone was living in the apartment. I told all of this to the property management. I’m also really really grateful to this A-Yi.
‘I never realized there’s a point to leaving garbage at the door. New skill acquired.’
‘All the young women living alone out there, please always remember to keep vigilant.’
‘This A-Yi’s detective skills are outstanding.’
‘A-Yi is amazing, what a clever way to handle the situation.’
‘A-Yi even changed the garbage everyday, such attention to detail.’
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Do you ever listen to your playlist and think “Deem, I have some good music in there!”
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Never assume something. It might be insulting. Quite often it is.
“You probably love shopping, right?”
Me: “not really, I rarely shop. Online mostly”
“That’s basically the same thing”
Wait… was the question if I shop, or love to shop? I do shop, because I have to not because I love to.
I love to look good.
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Imagine corona is like an exam and vaccine is questions-and-answers-sheet. And you are allowed to take it if you want. Who on earth does not want these questions and answers?
There are always people who get an exam done without any preparation and there are always people who will fail even with preparation, but mostly there are people who do better with preparation. So, grab your questions-and-answers-sheet, cause in the end we all are going to take this covid exam.
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Sheep and mice, sheep and mice

A little nest made of oak leaves to these baby mice.
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Sure, that is the only thing Earth is mad about
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Where’ s Waldo Cat edition.

I bet you didn’t see it
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This kid will be a good grown-up one day.
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
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Couple of years ago I wrote down emotions and situations that I loved. I wrote it down, so I could read it when I am feeling down. This list here reminds me of that. It contained things like: the hot feeling that you got when your knee touched “accidentally” your crush’s leg. The feeling you had when you and your friend were laughing so hard you tried to stop, but it made the situation even funnier and you laughed and laughed. It was a whole page full of these kind of situations and feelings. I just hope to feel all that again.
the love when you say you are full but your mom serves a little bit more food on your plate, the love when you compliment a classmate that you don't interact with much and their eyes light up, the love when someone has drawn you or written you some poems but are too shy to show them to you, the love when you wake up too early and everything's quite and only the birds have begun to sing, the love when a loved one hugs you and doesn't let go, the love when someone says that they're proud of you, the love when you accidentally brush the arm of that special someone and both of you blush, the love when you give a stranger a smile on the bus, on the train, on the subway, and they smile back, the love when you remember a cherished but long forgotten memory, the love when someone buys you a leather-back copy to write in because they remembered you are a poet, the love when you feed a street dog once and then they wag their tail every time they see you, the love when you give some food or money to a homeless person and their eyes say nothing but gratitude. that kind of love? the world really depends on it.
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“What is your secret for such a long marriage?”
Gwyneth Paltrow’s dad : “ Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time.”
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Love someone that looks at you like something special.
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