#this is fucking cute in so manny ways but i CANOT GET PAST THE FUCKING

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*Juliana and Kieran on a romantic weekend trip*

Juliana, snuggling close to Kieran: It's such great luck and timing that both of our Leagues gave us the same amount of days off.

Kieran, smirking: While this us nice, should we have left JUST Drayton to watch the twins with Ogrepon and the other pokemon?

Juliana: I'm sure he could handle it *leans in to kiss Kieran before her Rotom Phone rings*

*Juliana answers the rotom phone and sees hers and Kieran's son*

Juliana: Hey Sweetie! How's your first night with Uncle Drayton?

K&J's Son: It was going great until Uncle Drayster tried to give us dessert before dinner. Now Ogrepon has him hanging on the ceiling by his ankles

Juliana: Wait WHAT?!

Kieran, still smirking: I tried to warn him to NOT spoil them when Ogrepon's out of her ball.

Juliana, pouting: KiKi...

Kieran: *sighs* Let's go save him.

Juliana: *kisses Kieran on the cheek and turns back to the phone to direct their son* We're on our way back, tell your sister to calm Ogrepon down with cuddles.

I'M SORRY

HANGING

HANGING ON THE CEILING BY HIS ANKLES!>?!

IM SPIRTUALLY ASCENDING

OH MYT GOD