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[dipplinduo]

*Juliana and Kieran on a romantic weekend trip*

Juliana, snuggling close to Kieran: It's such great luck and timing that both of our Leagues gave us the same amount of days off.

Kieran, smirking: While this us nice, should we have left JUST Drayton to watch the twins with Ogrepon and the other pokemon?

Juliana: I'm sure he could handle it *leans in to kiss Kieran before her Rotom Phone rings*

*Juliana answers the rotom phone and sees hers and Kieran's son*

Juliana: Hey Sweetie! How's your first night with Uncle Drayton?

K&J's Son: It was going great until Uncle Drayster tried to give us dessert before dinner. Now Ogrepon has him hanging on the ceiling by his ankles

Juliana: Wait WHAT?!

Kieran, still smirking: I tried to warn him to NOT spoil them when Ogrepon's out of her ball.

Juliana, pouting: KiKi...

Kieran: *sighs* Let's go save him.

Juliana: *kisses Kieran on the cheek and turns back to the phone to direct their son* We're on our way back, tell your sister to calm Ogrepon down with cuddles.

I'M SORRY

HANGING

HANGING ON THE CEILING BY HIS ANKLES!>?!

IM SPIRTUALLY ASCENDING

OH MYT GOD

[dovesick]

endless night

[pleucas]

after hours

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

getting used to domestic life

[faith-thee-slayer]

it’s always “your redemption is something you have to work towards for the rest of your life” and never “how was the unhinged spiral into evil? the unhinged spiral into evil looked fun”

[monkiinart]

this study piece has been sitting in my WIP folder for a year now zzz woe,arne be upon ye

[hellomayu]

ruin me all you want, i don't mind if it's you.

[moonlight00syndrome]

headwear: supperate system

op: victorian maiden

corset: victorian maiden

gloves: alice auaa

[dailynakaharachuuya]

Sleepy slug.

[souvenir116]

he really pulled out a "english is not my first language sorry 😔🥺" for the "fuck" word im wheezing

[kishdoodles]

SnifferMyFeet, PiglinMyNose etcetc.... just 2 (or 4) guys hanging out :)

[lets-go-hurt-someone]

The Dark Urge was canonically into necrophilia and cannibalism, right? Which means if they end up with Astarion, even if they’re a redemption Durge, they technically still get to have a bit of cannibalism and necrophilia as a treat. Which is so nice for them tbh.

At its core, Durgestarion really is the wholesome tale of two mentally unwell disaster people discovering the beauty of consent.

We ask before we bite, but we definitely still bite😌

[penumbraphantasm]

i just found out the game Does remember your league test answers answer to geeta's question when she visits your dorm room. larry's reaction to being your fav gym leader is basically "you're sick in the head, go touch grass"

[pwinkprincess]

gettin high w geto :3 ( do what you will w that info hehe)

u get me so high ୨ৎ

you’ve never been a chronic smoker, unlike your boyfriend who can’t go a day without rolling up. for him, its a requirement to smoke. he can’t start his classes without hotboxing his car first, he can’t eat his lunch without taking a few hits, he can’t even have a good nights sleep without smoking.   

even though he denies with every fiber in his body that he isn’t addicted to weed, and he could stop whenever he felt the need to. you knew deep down, his words were ignored.  

suguru is also a hypocrite. he smokes all day but when it comes to you, he tends to be strict.   

“don’t smoke. that shit fucks with your brain.” suguru told you one day when you reached for his blunt that sat in the black ashtray. you wave him off and bring it to your lips.  

he observes you from his position on the bed, right beside you, his back leaning against the headboard. as you take inhales, you could feel yourself feeling lighter and lighter. "suguru teach me how to ghost." you tell him. you were trying to teach yourself, but every attempt ended with you either simply failing or you are getting choked up on the smoke. you were beginning to get dizzy from all of your failed attempts, a clear sign that you need to slow down and drink water.  

"chill." he mumbles, taking the blunt from you. he sets it on the bedside table. he picks up a half full bottle of water, unscrews the cap, and hands it to you. you take quick gulps; you didn't realize how dehydrated you became until you seen him holding water.  

he picks a movie for you to watch. once the movie begins, he's quick to pull you beside him. in your relationship, some might assume you're the clingy one due to how stoic suguru looks, but if only they knew he's the cuddler.  

you try to tune in with the movie, you really do. but for some reason (you choose to blame it on the weed), suguru suddenly smells so good. and just his body heat has your pussy leaking. you keep throwing subtle glances in sguru's direction, only to see him intrigued with the movie he picked.  

with a sigh, you lay your head on his chest and throw your leg over his. he wraps his arms around your shoulders, hugging you closer to him. you lay still for a few minutes until you calm your nerves.  

slowly, you snake your hand to the band of his sweatpants. you bite down on your lip as you past through the elastic and reach for his dick. with gentle touches, you softly grope it through his boxers.  

"babe." suguru sighs. a warning to stop? a confirmation to keep going? you don't exactly know. you respond with a soft hum as you grip his length, coaxing it to harden. 

“you do this every time you get high.” suguru tuts.  

your hum merges into a whine at his observation. “can’t help it, sugu. you’re jus’ so sexy.”  

he only lets out a playful “mhm” as he lifts his hips so that he can pull his boxers and sweatpants off. once his cock is free, you’re instantly drooling. you’re quick to latch onto his cockhead, hungrily licking up at the salty beads of precum. 

suguru’s low moans echo throughout the room as he looks down at your ass. you were arched so perfectly for him on all fours. unfortunately, with him laying down in front of you he couldn’t see your wet pussy dripping from how needy you are for him. 

his long arms reach to your panties, he blindly thumbs your clit through your thin panties. soft little moans escape through your mouth as you bob your head around suguru’s dick. he is so thick, it’s almost a challenge for you to wrap your mouth around him fully.  

“c’mere, come sit on your dick, baby.” he coos at you.  

you’re quick to remove his dick from your mouth. your lower face is all messy and there’s remaining bits of drool seeping through the corner of your mouth. you scramble on top of him. you choose to do reverse cowgirl. you’re so desperate for him, you don’t even wait to take you panties off, choosing to just slide the fabric to the side. 

your head feels like it’s spinning, and you cannot tell if it’s from the weed or from suguru’s thick cock stretching your pussy to the max. when your ass smacks against suguru’s pelvis you let out a hiss.  

suguru bites down on his lip. he raises his hand and gives your right ass cheek a hard slap and follows up with your left cheek as well. “ride this dick, sexy.”  

“mmmhmm.” you already feel yourself becoming dick-dumb. you begin bouncing yourself on his thick dick, you’re so wet your pussy is already making a mess all over him. 

everything feels so hazy. you’re moaning and letting out cute mewls every time his cock brushes that spot in you that makes you see stars. 

“s’ big.” you pant. you straighten your posture, your hands come up to fondle with your own nipples. you pinch and twist them, adding more to the sensation. 

“fuckin’ squeezin’ me.” suguru groans. he tries to focus on lighting the blunt you had started a few minutes ago but it proves to be more than hard when a wet tight pussy is clinging onto him. 

“feel good, papa?” you ask. you seek out reassurance. you want him to feel as good as you’re feeling. you tilt your head so that you could look at him to the best of your ability. 

seeing suguru low lidded, and a fat cloud of smoke escaping his mouth has your pussy clenching around him even tighter. arousal drips onto his cock like an upcoming wave.  

“feelin’ so good, sexy. so fuckin’ good.” he breathes out. “keep going, yeah just like that. mhm, pussy’s gushing all over me. you gonna clean your mess up when we’re done?” his mouth is sooo dirty and it has you panting out inaudible promises. 

his dick and the weed mixed has you on a different high. a high a strain itself couldn’t bring you on. 

[clonecaptains]

HUNTER

↳ my favorite clones in no particular order

[mrsbridgerton]

“virgins to the left of me, whores to the right”