#this is my dumbest post to date 💀

[jo-the-bass-stealer]

did anyone else get a vibe that heert and lonni were abt to engage in some consensual workplace adultery orrr

[landograndprix]

「Feel the magic ๛ l.n」

part v

✧.* you come to realise that your relationship with lando might just be the most serious and mature relationship you've ever had and while that confuses you more and more each day, your taking it all because some people just love to watch the world burn.

✧.* introducing some people, making babes suffer a little less, hating Alpine, you know the drill, its a chill one really 🥰 this is a psa for the people who wanted to be on my taglist but never got tagged, i didn't forget or ignore you, I simply am unable to tag you and therefore removed you from the list feel free to ask me again so I can take a look at it. Taglist is open Love ya ❤️

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f1gurls we've reached peak dog mom, Dash got an Instagram 😭

norrizz waaaaaait y/n's finally gone insta official with lando?!

mclarenbabies it was about time, lando did it nearly two weeks ago 😂

fewtrelllando good to see they've adopted max 🥰

landonorris disgusting

y/nusername you've clearly never looked in a mirror before

landonorris I was talking about the sushi

y/nusername oh..

y/nnorris I love them your honor 😭

landoscar why's dash looking at me like that, why is he judging me? 😭

mrsnorris 🤮 🤮 🤮

landonorris exactly, who would eat sushi?

chilisainz lmfao girl thought she did something

hamilt44n hey girlie, you got lando's attention, speak up 👏

charlie_leclerc I'm changing my mind, they are actually cute together

thomasgoms 😍

y/nloveee we either have a supportive ex-boyfriend or mans completely missed the picture of y/n and lando 💀

norry4 Arianna what are you doing here?

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cecilemoulin spending the 28th with the funniest, prettiest and dumbest ones. ❤️

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girlsofthegird happy birthday Cecile! 😍

carlandooo lmfao milou watching the stories and seeing this post: 🧍‍♀️

george63russell I mean she's been a lil' bitch lately so are we really surprised? 👀

miloubabess she's with her family on a holiday, guess she couldn't make it 🙄

fewtrelllando I don't known about y'all but this smells like a double date!

norrizz HOWLING THE CAKE 😭

y/nlandooo peak y/n behaviour 😭

chilisainz loving this new friend dynamic, always thought Cecile and y/n would be a better match than y/n and milou..

maxfewtrell well..great picture..

cecilemoulin max, don't worry, you are the prettiest!

y/nusername the prettiest princess of them all 🎀

landonorizzzz goddammit, those muppets really do be in love huh

thomasgoms happy birthday Cecile!

y/nluv boy get out of here..🤨

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Everything taglist; @thomaslefteyebrow @hopefulinlove @smoothopz @softboystarkey @honethatty12 @cixrosie @parkersmjs @ireadthensuetheauthors @celestialams @be-your-coffee-pot @heli991113 @kodzuvk @reality-is-a-con @80sloverry @bibissparkles @myescapefromthislife @lanando4 @elliegrey2803

Feel the magic taglist: @celesteblack08 @mrsmaybank13 @cha-hot @judesgfirl @roseseraj @kissesandmartinis @jpg3 @amulhermaisfelizdomundo @marialovesf1 @silkenthusiasts @luvrrish @laneyspaulding19 @emily-b @formula1bby @judespoisons @buckybarnessweetheart @strawberrychita @iifloweringnightsii @buendiabebeta @jjsprobablywrong @babyvinnie

Lando taglist: @beatricemiruna @simp-for-fictional-people @landossainz @christianpulisic10

[kasztanek86]

I never really see you talk about your ocs here! If you don't mind me asking, is there anything that inspired some of your ocs?

OMG THIS QUESTION IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING I WAS WAITING FOR, YOU DON'T REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST WOKEN UP AHHAHAHAHHS

ALRIGHT: regarding the first part! I haven't posted about my OCs here mostly because the books are still being written/most of the content only makes sense after the whole series aaand well I'm kind of scared of judgement on something I hold extremely dear to my heart haha

When it comes towards inspiration, I've always been very big on mythology and religion as a topic to discuss through fiction, whether done to provoke a conversation on the topic or to educate on it! So I try to just create an honest and clear visual on my own opinion through a world that's also inspired by other interests I have. Mainly steampunk and air-vehicles and well: my pure obsession with making random xenobiological creatures that I can later on figure out and do research for!!!

But when it comes to the characters themselves, I'd say Jeremy is the one that I was inspired by the most specific and random thing that happened: long story short, I was on my way home from a walk and I coughed so loudly I kinda got annoyed with myself for that so I thought about going to get it checked or something cause it's been going on for a while now (thankfully it stopped), but then that's kinda how I wrote the first scene for the first book, (which I hope you'll get a chance to read Dark 😭) since the book starts with a visit to a doctor lmaoo

Samuel has the dumbest inspiration I'd say overall and it was his name. For context, I like fighting games and I really like the Metal Gear series! And when I was making Samuel I couldn't figure out a name for him so I put "Samuel" as a placeholder (You know, like Jetstream Sam, he's awesome) and it just stayed Samuel 🙏🙏💀

And last but not least, Tiana is definitely the character I have an extreme connection to as she is a character I decided to tell my aroace story through! I'd say that a lot of aroace people don't experience any romantic feelings at all and that's exactly what I want for her, a straightforward "I don't date" because it's important to me as I have the same view on it! :> (a little Tiana down below because I love her so so much, she's my daughter)

[poopyballz28]

Some Baki characters on Facebook (💀)

Had this stupid idea, enjoy

Baki is pretty average. He just posts pictures with Kozue and stuff. Nothing particularly notable besides the death threats on every one of his posts 😭

Kozue's is really sweet, its a lot of pictures of her and her friends or Baki with cute little filters over them. There's a lot of date photos of her and Baki and they are so adorable.

Spec only types in ALL CAPS and makes these very aggressive statuses toward everyone especially toward the official Hanayama group fb page it's hilarious

"THESE DAMN GEN ZS ARE RUINING MY LIFE 😡😡😡👹👺🤗🤬🤬"

"HANAYAMA MORE LIKE HANDICAPPED 😂😂🤣🤣👹👺🤬 LOVE SPEC ❤️"

He one hundred percent has posted this

Kaoru has a fucking flip phone he does NOT have Facebook. Kizaki runs the Hanayama group fb page

I imagine Yuujirou posts the dumbest shit. Like he'll upload a status saying "about to go fuck up some kids" then like an hour later he posts a picture of him all bloodied up in a car with sunglasses on, smiling at the camera with the caption "i beat the shit out of those losers" He also cannot stop threatening people and challenging to fight them. I imagine his account has been banned like 3 times but he "befriended" the Facebook admins and now he is literally invincible irl and online

Doppo's fb would be hilariousss. He'd post pictures of him just going through daily life. There'd be a picture he took of him and Natsue on a date at a fancy restaurant with the caption "With bae 🤞❤️"  (yes he knows hip lingo and uses emojis) There would be a picture of Katou, Suedou, and Katsumi chilling on a bench looking at their phones with Doppo in the frame with the caption "Hanging out with my boys 🔥"

There'd be a picture of Katsumi awkwardly standing next to a grill with a spatula and a pink apron on and the caption would be "Autism be damned my boy can work a grill 🙏"

Retsu's whole page only consists of Shinshinkai advertisements, pictures of the sky and scenery he took, and weird daily wisdom reposts

Katou is just there for the meme. He usually uses twitter or Instagram or something but he has some friends on fb so he has it. He usually just comments dumb assoholic shit on peoples posts and eggs on old people because he is the worst.

Katsumi has a lot of pictures of him and his students or friends BUT SO MANY THIRST TRAPS LIKE...we get it your boobs and muscles are big we understand. and like what if your dad sees that dumbass. I imagine he'd be mortified. And when I mean mortified I mean he'd immediately laugh then make fun of you forever. Anyways there'd probably also be like some random fucking picture of him kicking a dummy looking cool with some dookie ass caption "Train hard and achieve. 💪"

Katou in the comments of one of Katsumi's weird thirst trap posts like "bruh 💀"

[mizumoues]

your turn, tell me about your favorite mutuals!

had a lot of trouble choosing a few but here goes 💀 this has a lot of inside jokes lmao

@shotorozu— i had to start with the one real user shotorozu, i am in love with your writing omfg. pretty sure we're gonna have known each other for more than one year soon, one of the few coolest people i know on here and they're so nice and funny ?? literally me but introverted and more laid back but also clumsy and smart at the same time which is not me 😋 has recommended half of the animes and mangas i've read and watched which is why i'm like this today

@uxavity — you're the 1% dumbass on my blog, breathe and exist if you fully agree <3 you're sweet and nice and you're also dumb as fuck and hilariously idiotic but we love you for that monkey mora. thanks for being who you are and loving who you love and bullying me and making me more of an idiot than i already am and leaving me to do the dishes while you and nez go on a date and for stealing my expensive car when i flirted with you 😐

@keiidot— gonna restart your y/n era with this <3 LMAO WHERE DO I EVEN START. one of my closest and also dumbest mutuals <3 kei idiot, kei toe, kei shoulder, you are my trash buddy for life and you will forever have my monkey heart (amora go away) and ash tray, only makima liker permitted on my blog yeah. your writing is so cute and you should go for it and make that other blog you were talking about cause i'm excited asf now and your cat is adorable and chaotic and better than you. dilf dandom forever 😩 /j

@akirine — hashtag rine supremacy actually. best older sibling so true. only smug person that i like 💀 /lh our first actual convo: chaos n confusion n disgust. you're so cool and i aspire to be badass like you when i grow up 🥺 jokes aside you're seriously one of the coolest and most supreme beings i have met on this app. your themes amaze me every time and your shit posts are gold on another level. thanks for listening to me rant about school <3

@shoyotime — when are we gonna kidnap oikawa and leave him at bermuda triangle and go somewhere (amora pays)? one of the best writers on here fr (congrats on 4k btw) 🤩 so much to say, but to keep it short — you're smart, exceptional and amazing and one of the mutuals that's actually kinda relatable <3 i would compliment your themes but they are really good idk what to say. you have soft but chaotic n confident n comforting vibes and i love that

@kiiraes + @cosmonettica — the iconic siblings go together. you two bully me most of the time but i'll allow it since you're both cute 😒 will never forget rae's peppa pig thing and will also never forget ris's "ris x ash" reply to my ask that i'm too lazy to find and copy paste. thanks for bullying me (ig you're the type of people who bully the people you love) and loving me you cute weirdos who're smart and talented and amazing and dumb

love you all <3

[yagamisdiary]

okay i’m v late but i seen your answer to a question saying you hate virgos and OMG DO I HAVE A STORY

my bestfriend for FOUR YEARS mind you this bitch slept over my house damn near every night, went on vacation with me and my family and vice versa, i set this girl up with one of my guy friends etc. like we were tighttttt asfffff

SHE LIED ABOUT HER AGEEEEEEEEE BIITCHHHH

when we first became friends i was 15 and she said she was 14, girl tell me why this bitch threw a whole FAKE ASS SWEET SIXTEEN AND EVEN HAD HER FAMILY LIE FOR HERRR

i didn’t find out she lied until i was 17 SO SHE WAS 15 YEARS OLD TRYING TO JUSTIFY HER LYING ABOUT HER AGE

i remember this one time we were at her house talking to her family about birthdays or whatever and her mom has really bad memory from her meds so she forgets dates a lot.

so her mom goes “well ***** birthday is september 15th 2005”

AND THIS BITCH LOOKS AT ME DEAD IN MY FACE AND GOES “haha yeah my mom forgets my birthday sometimes” LOKE WHAT

like i’ll never trust a virgo after that shit ever

THEY LIE OVER THE DUMBEST SHITTTT

i had a bestfriend for four years she was a virgo too and she lied ALL THE TIME and she was always talking bad about me behind my back but to my face she would say i was her soulmate, loml etc

and one time me and one of my exes broke up and she was like “aw i liked y’all together i’m gonna dm him and try to fix things for u”

and i was like “uh no that’s not necessary i broke up with him for a reason”

TELL ME WHYYYYYYY SHE MESSAGED HIM ANYWAY and they end up TALKINGGGG AND MESSING AROUND like that was just her excuse to message him

and i found out bc one day at lunch i grabbed her phone to “hack” her snap like take a pic of myself and post it on her story and say she got hacked blah blah and when i got it i saw messages between them where she was saying he was cute and she always had a crush on him

WHEN I TELL U I WAS LIVIDDDDDD

i’m an eren kin for a reason like i can NOT control my temper for the life in me so as soon as i saw it i threw her phone right at her face and it hit her nose hard and i started cussing her out

and then she started crying and victimizing herself and blah blah blah and at the end of the day i was the bad guy cause i “assaulted her and embarrassed her in front of everyone at lunch”

like girl… u literally PLOTTED my ex while me and him were still together???? and then when we broke up u lied and said u wanted to message him to fix stuff with me and him as an excuse so YOU could talk to him and get with him

karma is a bitch though bc they ended up dating and he cheated on her SEVERAL TIMES and he would beat her too (i’m not wishing abuse on anyone nor will i ever)

i really dodged a bullet with him and she took all the heat 💀

but moral of the story FUCK VIRGOOOOOOS

[landograndprix]

「Feel the magic ๛ l.n」

part x

✧.* your fans will do anything to defend you and lando and while life keeps getting better, someone else is struggling.

✧.* been listening to Lover by Taylor way too much lately, its giving birdie and lando..do whatever you want with that 😅 this a psa for the people who wanted to be on my taglist but never got tagged, i didn't forget or ignore you, I simply am unable to tag you and therefore removed you from the list feel free to ask me again so I can take a look at it. Taglist is open Love ya ❤️

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y/nusername dumb, dumb, dumber and the dumbest. ❤️

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hannahh cool..y'all looking for a fifth? Asking for a friend..

cecilemoulin ❤️

norrizz who's who though? 👀

landofoouurr milou punching air right now

norry4 why? They're literally double dating and milou isn't dating anyone..awkward fifth wheel she would be

bott_ass now I ain't good at math but they stopped hanging out after those pictures of Carlos and Y/n got leaked so I think we can figure out who's at fault here 💀

landoy/n my favorite comfort people 🥰

yourmumsuser cuties 🥰❤️🥰❤️

bobsnorris not mamma y/l/n adopting Cecile and Max as well 😭

maxfewtrell ❤️

landonorris ❤️

landoscar I want what they have, is that too much to ask?

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mclaren and another P1 for y/n! 🥇🏆

#miamigp

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marcuskleim woman is on her way to win her 4th wdc

norrizz that's mah gal 🥰

bott_ass love seeing max getting his ass humbled 🥰

jonathan0 max fan here loved the battle between them!

maxmaxmax love how the friendship between max and y/n seems way better than before!

maxverstap good thing kelly wasn't there, that hug was real tight 😭

norry4 no but he was so happy he could fight against y/n again, like you can't convince me he enjoyed last season..

maxverstap pretty sure they told y/n to let him win before every race..😒

riabish that's my girl ❤️

norrislan why are you favouring y/n again?

landoscar I don't think mclaren knew Milou was going to drive straight into lando's rear but okay...

mrsnorris I don't like y/n but this is a reach, milou fucked up lando's race.

hamilt44n can we talk about how happy max is whenever y/n is on the podium with him 😭

norstappen they were teammates but they're friends now ☺

charlos16 y'all talking about the way max and y/n acted but refuse to see the interaction between Fernando and y/n?

yukisan exactly!!!

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landonorizzzz lando with a fan earlier this morning 🥵

norry4 call me an ambulance cause I just died dead 😭

norrizz @.y/nusername

landoscar @.y/nusername lucky girl 😭

bobsnorris @.y/nusername

bott_ass @.y/nusername

landonorizzzz not y'all tagging y/n and her liking my post 😭

y/nusername I see that he's managed to escape his cage and go out looking like this..

maxnorris absolute slut behaviour 🙄

mrsnorris oh my god 🥵

y/nusername y'all have his phone number? You think I have a chance?

landonorris that's me in that picture

hamilt44n shoot your shot girl 👀

y/nlandooo these two I swear 😭

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Feel the magic taglist: @celesteblack08 @mrsmaybank13 @cha-hot @judesgfirl @roseseraj @kissesandmartinis @jpg3 @amulhermaisfelizdomundo @marialovesf1 @silkenthusiasts @luvrrish @laneyspaulding19 @emily-b @formula1bby @buckybarnessweetheart @strawberrychita @iifloweringnightsii @buendiabebeta @babyvinnie @mishaandthebrits @hockeyboysarehot @ironmaiden1313 @justdreamersdream

Lando taglist: @beatricemiruna @simp-for-fictional-people @landossainz @christianpulisic10

Everything taglist; @thomaslefteyebrow @hopefulinlove @smoothopz @honethatty12 @cixrosie @parkersmjs @ireadthensuetheauthors @celestialams @be-your-coffee-pot @heli991113 @kodzuvk @reality-is-a-con @80sloverry @bibissparkles @myescapefromthislife @lanando4 @elliegrey2803 @ravisinghs-wife @minkyungseokie @harrysdimple05