#this is my vision

[saytrrose]

Canon Kinger is a old man who is very paranoid and likely schizophrenic and isn’t completely in his head and is very delusional and Fanon Kinger is my pregnant wife

[nativehueofresolution]

this is the silliest post i've made in a while but. imagine a series of unfortunate events type au where louis and claudia move from city to city, and armand and his theater troupe follow them around like count olaf and his troupe. armand keeps doing different disguises and romancing louis under all of them and claudia has to keep uncovering him before louis marries him.

[lakesbian]

i think after taylor first joined the undersiders when alec was teasing brian abt a hypothetical romance brian was like "Haha nah man she's not my type" and alec was like "lol ok what is your type then." at which point brian realizes that he's been too busy being the world's first 17yo 50yo twice-divorced single father who has never dated anyone to spend literally any time thinking about girls, but he doesn't want to admit that he doesn't know what his type is because it would make him sound gay, and despite it all, he is in fact a 17yo boy who really doesn't want to sound gay.

so he starts immediately stream of thought making something up but the entire time he's just thinking "hmm it would have to be someone who's ok with aisha living with me and she'd have to be responsible and good at vacuuming and..." so alec is just sitting there feeling more and more certain that there's something deeply, unfixably wrong with brian while brian describes karen, 41 from accounting, smooth liquidation, good dividends, at citibank they will meet accidentally, they'll start to talk when she borrows his pen,

[toytulini]

Everyone stop youre drinking the battery acid spaghetti all wrong. the correct receptacle is a

Chalice

[panmostuck]

had to edit this because I SOMEHOW FORGOT DEAR, SWEET, PRECIOUS HELLA JEFF!

i'm really bad at drawing people kissing so i was frantically looking for reference images.

here's a beautiful collage of the state of my search history in the aftermath with a special request:

[mindontheclouds]

forget walking, let's fucking run with me here

[carly404error]

I want to solve this dilemma for once and for all.

Serious stuff or smol silly: Missa taller then Phil.

Big silly: Microscopic Missa and tall Phil

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

he literally already calls you partner really all the legwork is done already

THIS POST IS ABOUT THEM!!!!!

[blanketempress]

modern nights Ventrue Board meetings have a break room and how it works is that when someone says something really fucking stupid and you can't take it anymore you go "oh so sorry, I really need to take this phonecall", smile politely and go to this soundproof room adjacent to the meeting room where they let you destroy everything, so you can survive another 10 hours of power point presentations about NFTs

[wheelie-butch]

[cheezyratz]

Miguel “would you still love me if I was a worm?” O’Hara and Peter B “I’d set you free so you could run around doing worm things instead of being trapped inside.” Parker

[cherry-blossomtea]

I know people are rightfully miffed about Short Mudrock but I am a short Mudrock believer because of the comedy of seeing the giant Mudrock suit artificially distorted voice enormous hammer and then you hear a zip and the smallest, buffest girl in the world steps out of the suit doing the autism beast expression.

[sunlaire]

Wish I could get into the joplittle that other people are seeing. Unfortunately, Im only interested if I can twist the dynamic into weird shapes.

[lesbiwlw]

chapter 3 of the enemies to lovers AU is almost done, I think I can get it ready to post by thursday, but meanwhile, I want you to have these mental images of Barbie and Gloria's outfits they are wearing to the Mattel fundraiser that takes place in this chapter:

[fishquest]

when youre a narrator and the only 2 lives you get the joy to narrate are of an orange corpse and a creature properly unknown to humankind.

[anitalianfrie]

genderbended him once again for an audience of one (me)