#this is what happens when orlando bloom plays both my favourite sexy elf and my favourite sexy pirate | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

apricusapollo · 4 months

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i have this thing where if i love an actor, i try to squish the personalities and the stories of their different characters into one specific character so. any idea how i can make legolas a pirate.

#I MEAN #i did develop some thought in my head about it #like obv pirates exist in the lord of the rings universe #and i thought about legolas having problems with his father (bc him having daddy issues is canon fr) and just running away #and then getting involved with pirates because I SAID SO #and meanwhile aragorn is a prince of gondor and they somehow meet and fall in love #and then get married on a ship in the middle of the battle #basically the pirates of the caribbean but it's lord of the rings too ykwim #this is what happens when orlando bloom plays both my favourite sexy elf and my favourite sexy pirate #crys' middle earth stuff #lord of the rings #legolas #aralas

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