#this song is so good like aaaaaah @w@

[unethicallypleistocene]

hello, me again :) seems like summer is kicking ur ass. i would feed u summer fruits myself but since i can’t, eat them for me? 🥺 but no you’re not ending anything (asks or otherwise) on a depressing note, not on my watch. so! answer some more: 3, 12, 17, 27, 30. also, i love ur ask box title. truly feels like i’m dropping a letter for a dear friend

P.S: thank u for ur unwavering support of my holmesposting & denethorposting! 💕💕 i hope u know that i’m the same w ur cherikposting + can’t deny that they’re v amusing & so is ur commentary on them lolll

aaaaaah I am smooching you platonically!! I actually like summer quite a bit more than winter, but I suppose I have a good amount of Dread coloring my experience. Rest assured that I am consuming summer fruits at maximum velocity! Just this morning I horked down an unadvisable amount of mango (although there really isn't an amount of mango that's unadvisable besides. none) and I hope you're doing the same!! The horrors persist but so does fruit. And thank you for complimenting my ask box! I quite like it too, I really wish I had a similar cozy-looking mailbox irl that was full of the lovely messages from friends I have here! Also: ofc I will always be rooting for your holmesposting and denethorposting! Recently I've been debating whether I prefer holmes/watson as a qpr or a romantic relationship (both. both is good. they might be in a sam/frodo situation here). Thank youuuu for supporting my cherikposting as always! They're so silly and I hate them but that's why they're special to me <333

also. me learning you read my cherik commentary and find it amusing:

On to the actual questions!!

3. What are some of your pet peeves?

Time to get meta with it: when people ask for my pet peeves. I'm never able to come up with something Normal so either I say something actually true that's kind of niche and end up getting weird stares, or I panic and just make something up that's not true and end up spending time feeling bad for lying even though, really, who cares. My autism's kryptonite: pet peeve questions.

12. Something you want to monologue about?

Since I'm still in cherik prison, it looks like there's only one option. Sigh. There's something really tragic about ideology, especially ideologies that are more-or-less aligned, tearing people apart. When an ideology has the power to interfere with a (GAY) relationship, it thereby cements itself as a part of the self. It's more than identity, it's more than a motivator, it forces characters to become figureheads. Of course this is obvious for Charles and Erik specifically, that's been their purpose in the comics since the 60s (and this is especially important in the symbolism/allegory heavy world of x-men comics). Unfortunately for me, I just think their conflict is so much more interesting when they're actually together! They're constantly forced to deal with the cognitive dissonance of the most important person in their lives representing an obstacle to their deepest beliefs. And that's fascinating! I don't think they have to constantly be at the brink of divorce to be at odds, either. From my perspective, they probably increasingly like each other the more they fight, those absolute freaks.

17. Space, enchanted forest, magical kingdom, or underwater city?

Enchanted forest! Let me be an ent!! Let me shepherd the trees!!!

27. What fascinates you about humanity?

A passion for knowledge (of any kind!). People can spend decades studying a single topic, people can spend hours upon hours writing nonstop about a character. That love is so mysterious and beautiful to me.

30. What is your favourite way to create?

I love brainstorming writing ideas by listening to music. If someone opened my brain during my near-daily music session they'd find cumulative hours of animatic-style storyboarded narratives mapped onto songs. I know other people do this too, which makes me SO happy.

[aquamarixx]

omg no worries at allll!!! on that note hope u had a nice holiday season and also happy new year!!! eee can’t believe its 2025

ch 8 omg the oliver reference in the snarky comment had me rofl XD and HIORIZZ oh my gawd that’s too funny

but I love the bits of insecurity sprinkled in btwn jealous hiori and also that moment w the influencer being interviewed and then hiori stepping up and putting those rumors to rest w his press interview ahhhhhhhhhh too good!!! uve got me hooked on the story so bad it’s just fueling the hiori fire

also OOO writing challenge!! wait that’s so exciting do yk what its gonna be abt? ill def take u up on that offer bc I LOVE ur writing break the internet actually has me in a chokehold hehe so if it’s ok id like to req the stella twins hehehe (separately if possible just to be clear cuz ik some ppl like mashing them tgt but i just think their vibes r so diff lolol)

and OMGGGG EP 3???? i just watched the final part of it and KURODE omg poor boy he def grew on me more too bc of that :((( i NEED the next blue bouquet ep asap i need to see what he ends up doing w cielo and also how the alliance works out in general aaaaaahhghh

RAREEEEE tbh in the beginning i just thought it was chill but the more i listen the more im hooked on it…actly i esp like halritt’s voice in the song!! the rimicha ep in red bouquet was soooooo funny tho

OK SPEAKING OF STELLA TWINS!!! i am SO. EXCITED that we’re getting louter’s song next!!!!!! nagaki hitomi no Sirius was so beautiful i can’t imagine how good louter’s song hakanaki shinzou no mobius is gonna be! another add on but apparently cielo and Willmesh r both younger than the twins and kurode??? i think the twins r actly the oldest in blue bouquet which threw me off SO. MUCH LOL

~Anya

thank your for hopping on the hiori train! i will be your lovely conductor for the whole ride! you are in good hands (i think) ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

i just love this guy so much, i feel like there's a lot of things to learn about him, so im just letting my thoughts run wild as to how he would react (based on my understanding of him) hehe

KURODEEEEE IKR BLUE BOUQUET GOT ME SO EMOTIONAL BECAUSE OF EP 3 the angst potential of blue bouquet, i am overflowing with ideas, it hurts my heart huhuh

i'm so excited for louter's song too! i have to admit, the twins really grew on me, the whole blue bouquet as well. i really thought im gonna be a noir girly.

the twins being the oldest threw me off as well! i mean, i kinda expected willmesh to be the oldest, coz of the vibe. AAAAAAH ep 3 got me good huhuhu it's now safe to assume that blue bouquet is my favorite group out of everyoneeeeeeee

[complete-gay-chaos]

For the October Write-blr ask game!! :DD (also I'm pretty sure yee may be working on some writings for Fandoms I'm not in, but I do not mind those being the ones you talk about!! (I'd actually really enjoy it fgdv I love learning about other characters like that :DD) /gen /pos /nf)

☕ coffee or tea: describe your OC’s favorite place to relax.

👻 ghost: can you tease some wip ideas that have been haunting you/something you want to write in the future?

🥧 pie: let’s talk about food in your wip. are there any special recipes or traditional meals? do any of your OCs cook or bake?

okay yeah so I'm going to apply this to the multichapter fic I'm writing rn bc I have to keep the ball rolling I have to keep the ball rolling aha

you're correct, it's a project sekai fic which like pardon me but I will absolutely explain this to you it's living in my brain 24/7 project sekai is a rhythm featuring hatsune miku and few other vocaloids (MEIKO, KAITO, kagamine len and rin, luka and I think that's it) but basically there are four musical groups in the game not counting the virtual singers and they're

vivid bad squad- I started out with them 10/10 good stuff they're like high school kids who also preform on the street and like at gigs and stuff and they all want to throw a musical event to outdo this really big one that one of the member's father threw

leo/need- they're very wholesome. middle school friends who stopped being friends bc of unfortunate circumstance and the nthey come back together in high school to form a band together and have emotional baggage. very sweet. love them <333

more more jump- going to be honest don't know a lot about them, they're an idol group and I know their leader, minori, like didn't start out an idol and is trying really hard to be good at it and I know haruka like was an idol but was unhappy w it or something, idk much about shizuki or airi though

wonderland x showtimes- okay so I don't know much about them from the actual game but they're VERY popular in the fanbase bc the fandom really saw the four male character in the game not counting len and KAITO and completely latched onto them and ignored most of the other groups w/out men in them (other group w boys is vbs, which is also v popular in the fandom) anyway, they're like a musical theatre troupe and they do shows and stuff, pretty cool. nene and emu are the girls in the group and they're both slightly unhinged. absolute queens.

OKAY OKAY OKAY NOW MY FAVOURITE nightcord at 25:00 okay so basically they're an online music group who voice chat over what's discord in everything but name to make music aaaand they're all depressed. :D but basically there's kanade and she's like an extreme shut in, and then there's mafuyu whose mom is like so controlling she destroyed any semblance of a personality in her daughter 👍 A+ parenting. and the main group story is them helping her figure out like The Emotions and develop a personality again. ena is my profile picture and she's the group's artist and basically she's a little bit attention seeking and frustrated bc her art is good but it never came as like natural talent for her and she never gets a lot of recognition for it and also her dad is a shitbag who said she should give up bc it's too hard for her. and the MIZUKI AAAAAH I love them I love them I love them so they're the group's animator they do like cool videos and stuff with the songs and she's literally the best person ever and she has like serious abandonment issues bc they're always made fun of for dressing and acting weird and they lost all their friends because of it and they're worried they'll lose 25ji bc of it too AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE REASON WHY THEY'RE MADE FUN OF FOR DRESSING/ACTING WEIRD IS BECAUSE SHE'S TRANS which like aaaaaah! AAAAAAH! no canon confirmation just hinted at, but common fandom belief is nonbinary or transfemme just bc of how she presents herself. I, ever the intellectual, think she's nonbinary and transfemme.

short interlude aside, I'm writing a mizuki-centric multichapter fic rn so I'll probably just answer w headcanons and the like bc they're not my OCs :P

describe [Mizuki]’s favorite place to relax.

there's not a lot of canon to pull from but I would say either in the empty sekai, but more likely, it doesn't matter where, just around the members of 25ji <3 really taking canon and running w it here but I think it's true!! they love their friends!!

can you tease some wip ideas that have been haunting you/something you want to write in the future?

okay so actually I did have an idea come to me about an ena fic, I also really like ena so I do really want to do something ena focused and hanahaki fics are really popular in the sekai fandom from what I've read but I've not seen many where ena gets it, plus a few common things about hanahaki fics rub me the wrong bc I'm aro, and if you want it done right you gotta do it yourself. also I don't write romance a lot so writing it is always interesting.

let’s talk about food in your wip. are there any special recipes or traditional meals? do any of [the characters] cook or bake?

I think unintentionally I kind of made food the way a lot of the characters show affection for one another or try to express how they're feeling about one another, and kind of a way to show how close they are/how much they trust each other. no traditional dishes but a lot of meals made in the place of telling people you're sorry, or you're there for them, or you love them. gift giving, the love language of the emotionally constipated <3

[osakaso5]

Everyday Splendor in Olympus Town: Season 3

Episode 5: Orpheus

Episode Index

Poseidon: So good of you both to come here.

Ares: What do you want? If you wanna fight, then let's fight.

Orpheus: Please don't, Boss. He'll conjure up a storm that'll sweep you to the ends of the world.

Ares: Hmph. I'm not afraid of a little wind.

Orpheus: So, what did you want with us?

Ares: Ah! Are you going to lecture us!? Because if you are, then I'm going home!

Poseidon: Ahaha, of course not. There's someone I'd like to introduce you to.

Ares & Orpheus: Introduce..?

Poseidon: Yes. You wanted to see her, right?

Ares: See who?

Orpheus: Who knows. I can't think of anyone, either...

Orpheus: Ah, could it be that we're getting a new rakugo teacher..!?

Poseidon: Uh, sorry, but no. Not even close.

Orpheus: Oh.

Poseidon: You didn't seriously think we'd start putting rakugo in the curriculum, did you?

Ares: Can we turn the lights on, by the way? It's too dark to see anything...

Ares: ...It's kinda creeping me out...

Poseidon: The lights are staying off, for the sake of my shy friend.

Orpheus: Your shy friend..? Er... I'm sorry to say this, but I really do not care to meet your friends, Headmaster...

Ares: Neither do I. Let's bounce, Orpheus.

Poseidon: Are you sure you want to disobey me?

Ares & Orpheus: !!!

Ares: I-I never said anything about disobeying! Right, Orpheus!?

Orpheus: I-indeed. We wouldn't dare go against you, sir...

Poseidon: Heh. Good to hear. I wouldn't want to lose all the immense  respect my pupils have for me.

Orpheus: R-right...

Poseidon: Alright, on with the introductions.

Poseidon: This is Ghostina, the ghost.

Ares & Orpheus: ...Ghostina..?

Poseidon: Ahaha, she must be feeling shy. Come on out.

[...Curse upon you...]

Ares & Orpheus: !!!

Ares: W-w-w-w-w-w-what was that!?

Ghostina: ...Curse upon you...

Ares: Aaaaaah!!!

Orpheus: Please don't yell into my ear.

Ares: B-but you heard it too, right!? Something's trying to curse us!

Ares: And the room got colder, so it's gotta be nearby!

Orpheus: Ugh... What is all this, Headmaster?

Poseidon: What do you mean? I heard you were looking for a ghost, so I thought I'd introduce her to you.

Orpheus: The ghost was just something I made up on the spot, it doesn't really exist...

Orpheus: Did you set up speakers around the room?

Poseidon: No. And Pandora's the one who told me about the ghost, anyhow.

Orpheus: Mr. Pandora..?

Orpheus: I'm not sure if he's the type to mingle with the dead...

Ghostina: ...Curse upon you...

Ares & Orpheus: !!!

Poseidon: Heh. I think she likes you.

Orpheus: Does she, now? I suppose that means it's your turn now, Boss.

Ares: !!!

Orpheus: Now's your chance to become the king of our school!

Ares: ..!

Orpheus: Isn't this the moment you were training all evening after school for? You even asked Mr. Pandora for help.

Ares: Y-yeah, I guess... I've got no choice but to test out that method.

Ares: ..? Wait, how do you know I've been training!?

Orpheus: Considering how loudly you've been singing, I'm sure the whole school knows by now.

Poseidon: It looks like you're about to get a show, Ghostina. Isn't that nice?

[.........]

Ares: Orpheus, play your lyre so I can sing to its tune.

Orpheus: My lyre..?

Ares: If we play the ghost a song, it'll go back to Hades. Persephone and Pandora said so.

Ares: Besides, isn't your lyre special? It puts even me into a good mood.

Ares: If the ghost gets to listen to it, it'll have a more fun trip back to Hades.

Orpheus: Oh, that makes sense.

Orpheus: I only played it to control your mood to better suit my plans, but...

Orpheus: I suppose it could work on a ghost, too.

Ares: Heh, exactly!

Orpheus: What should I play?

Ares: That hero's ballad, obviously!

Poseidon: Which hero's ballad..?

Orpheus: Your favorite, then. Leave it to me.

Ares: Alright, here goes...

Ares: Momotaro, Momotaro ♪ Dumplings in your waist pouch ♪ Please give me one ♪

Orpheus: ~♪

Poseidon: Heheh... To be singing about Momotaro, of all people.

Ares: You can have one, you can have one ♪ If you come and conquer the oni with me ♪ I'll let you have one ♪

Orpheus: ~♪

Poseidon: Heh, how adorable you both are. I never thought I'd see you like this.

Poseidon: As fun as this is, I should probably tell them soon.

Poseidon: Bravo! Thank you both for the lovely performance. Your song was just great.

Ares: Hmph. Not like it was hard or anything.

Orpheus: Thank you.

Poseidon: I'm sure Ghostina is off enjoying it somewhere, too.

Orpheus: Somewhere, you say..?

Poseidon: Sorry, but there was never a ghost here.

Ares: Huh!? What's that supposed to mean!?

Poseidon: The fittings on the windows of this classroom have gotten so bad that on windy days, they make a sound that eerily resembles someone saying "curse upon you".

Ares: You've gotta be kidding me...

Poseidon: Nope.

Poseidon: It's not like souls of the dead can get out of Hades that easily.

Orpheus: Ugh... I thought that might be the case...

Poseidon: Now now, don't look so down. You still got to do some nice harmonizing. Maybe I'll play the video I took of you at a school assembly.

Ares & Orpheus: !!!

Poseidon: Ahaha. I'm kidding, no need to get so upset. The only place your adorable little show has been stored in is my heart.

Ares & Orpheus: .........

Poseidon: ........?

Orpheus: Boss, perhaps you should give up on ruling over this school for the time being.

Ares: I was just about to say the same thing.

Orpheus: There's no way you'll defeat a headmaster like this... 

[lunaekalenda]

what aot characters do you think would go crazy for an alt gf?? like who do you think would love to see their alt gf all dressed up in fishnets and be obsessed w the way she does her makeup and take an interest in all the musicians shes into?

sorry if this is oddly specific

aaaaAAH! omg this is really good! also i saw your gender neutral second ask nw :D i didn't know if it was a fast ask or a request so please let me know and i'll make more elaborate scenarios and sorry :')

so so so i think probably eren, porco, ymir and maybe mikasa (?)

for sure the most strong for me is eren, like he would be loving that, how well the fishnets suit and he will help with the hair, like i know that man is not afraid of experimenting with beauty tricks. also he seems like that boy who listens all the song they recommend him. also i can see him letting his s/o paint his nails black omg.

also he would enjoy just looking at his s/o making their makeup under color lights -yk the typical led color lights- while they play music in low. it would be like really magical.

he likes to see the fishnets, he doesn’t care if they are full-view under a skirt or just on the broke parts of your jeans. He likes the aesthetic they give to your your outfit. They look good on you, but honestly, all looks good on you.

also i think he would be the one to listen to new banda and recommend them to you, like "babe listen this, it reminded me of you <3"

omg sorry this was in my drafts and i thought i had piblished it :')

[inkykeiji]

omg clari u listen to asking alexandria?? i haven’t listened to them in ages but after seeing u mention dont pray for me and touya-nii i had to go listen to from death to destiny again LMAO

but ur RIGHT this song is so touya-nii ugh i can just picture him blasting this as he drives way too fast in his fancy car with a hand on reader’s thigh... bonus points if she doesn’t like this kind of music, if he likes seeing her squirm and get uncomfortable at the screaming UGHHHH it’s not even that heavy but god just picture it

now i’m missing shows so much 😭 i saw asking alexandria on their tour w crown the empire and black veil brides in 2018 (lmao i was real emo) n they were SO good ...oh to go to a show w touya-nii and have him get all possessive when some dude accidentally rubs up against me in the pit

OKOK ILL STOP RAMBLING NOW LMAO hope you’re having a good day and getting lots and lots of rest!!!!! mwah </3

-🦖

i do!!! or, i did ehehehe <33 (threw this under a cut because it got loooong ehehe)

i stopped listening to them after from death to destiny because, yk, danny left and i was very :(((( because he was my fave but yeah!! i’ve lost track of how many times i’ve seen them live; AA + a7x + slipknot were my FAVOURITE bands for so fucking long it’s unbelievable. i met them, too!!! super super nice guys, james and sam smell SO good ahahaha danny’s the only one that was a lil ._. because he clearly did not wanna be there, but once we got him laughing he was a lot nicer! my best friend loves ben tho ehehe <33

i know danny’s back now, and they’ve made what?? two albums with him once he returned??? into the fire i liked a lot, but the rest of that album just made me :/// idk i really hated it aaaaaah 🙈 reckless and relentless is my favourite album out of all of them!! BUT YES YES YES I CAN TOTALLY SEE TOUYA-NII BLASTING ASKING OMFG!!! dear insanity, welcome, to the stage, someone somewhere, a lesson never learned, and another bottle down are all on my touya-nii playlist 🥺🥺

OH MY GOD i went to that tour too!!! my best friend also LOVES andy with her entire heart so when we heard they were touring together we absolutely had to go!!! that was a fun show ehehe aaaah dino babie i miss them a lot too :(( you know what i REALLY miss??? metal fests. literally all of the metal fests i went to as a teenager n in my first year of uni have been fucking cancelled before covid was even a thing and i’m so angry about it >.>

OOOOOOH MY GOD WHAT A FUCKING CONCEPT DINO WAAAAAAAH I KIND OF WANT TO ????? WRITE THAT OH MY GODDDDD like okay imagine; touya’s favourite band is coming to town, right? and god, he rarely gets this excited about anything, but he loves music so much, and reader just can’t bear saying no to him when his eyes are so bright and clear (without the drugs) and a genuine smile’s slapped across his face, so she agrees to go with him even tho she fucking hates his music 🥺 n then she gets like omfg knocked down or something (during a wall of death, maybe??) or felt up like u said and touya fucking loses it!!! AAAAAH DINO UR BRAIN IS HUGEEEEE oh my god oh my god 🥺

it is, once again, my turn to apologize for rambling ehehehe 🙊 it seems like we have similar taste in music tho, that’s super cool!!!

[xueyangs-pinky-finger]

Oh, isn't it lovely when a show/book surprises you like with the a-yuan/Sizhui reveal?? And all of their faces were soooo SOFT and emotional during that scene I canttttt!!!!

Oh this reminds me, I recently saw a fic where xue yang and wwx are adopted as kids by song lan and xxc and live with baoshan sanren and it was a fix it I think? Let me see if I can find it to send you, if you'd be interested.

Cql was the first show in over a year (or maybe even years) that made me cry while watching. Right from the time lotus pier is attacked, I was just holding in tears and by the time we came to the scene where lwj is leaving wwx at burial mounds and he's trying not to cry, I was actively crying. And then that just got worse with each episode. Episode 33 really gave me emotional whiplash (in the best way) because one minute I'm crying my eyes out over wwx's death and yanli and lwj's reaction and all the wens' dying and the next minute we get wangxian being soft and wwx being horny over lwj bathing and aaaaaah.

What headcanons do you have for cql? And which location is your favourite? My faves are cloud recesses and lotus pier because they're just so beautiful!! And I love swimming so lotus pier would be fun.

-🎵🦄

yes yes yes all the cast are so good :((

sure, link me! :)

dude ep 33 is wild like i didn’t remember until rewatching that the ep that starts with the main character dying ends with him running away from a dog in a very comedic manner i mean they rly took our emotions on a ride with that one alskdf

honestly i’m pretty useless with headcanons like i used to write some and they were… i’m cringing just thinking about it 💀 above all i guess i just like to think that xy’s feelings for xxc were genuine, even if he himself didn’t have the emotional understanding to recognize them 🤦🏻‍♀️

ok, same !! actually when the iphone update came out i made my widgets cql-themed so each screen is a different location, and the lotus pier pics are definitely my fave ^^

see, ok, i love the lotus aesthetic and everything, but i’m not like you; definitely not a water person lol (despite… being a pisces. but then i’ve never identified with my zodiac sign much lmao. edit: no sooner had i written that than i read this page, and some of it actually wasn’t far off, so… idk haha). so aside from just not wanting to go in the water, i also rly can’t stand bugs so i don’t think i’d be having a good time…

cloud recesses also has a rly nice aesthetic with the blues and everything, it looks like there’s some cool birbs there, and ofc the bunnies!! (i’m a big bunny person and i’ve had bunnies since… idk, it’s probably been around 10 years? i rly think they’re the best pets for me; i love them sm 💕 plus they’re vegetarian, so i don’t have to deal w/ feeding them meat, which is huge lol.) also it’d be nice to live somewhere (if that’s what we’re talking about) that gets snow more often; we hardly ever get snow here and i wish we got it more :( but i would not enjoy having to follow all the gusu rules, lmao. but if we’re talking strictly location, not sect, i would definitely choose to live in cloud recesses~

oh but also!! it’s not one of my favorite locations overall, and i wouldn’t like to go there bc it seems hot and i can’t stand too much heat, but the sky in nightless city, omg. it’s so pretty every time; it always makes me want to gif it lol.

[pickalilywrites]

Rivetra taking their kids (or nieces/nephews...whatever kids) to a KPop concert AU.

aaaaaah i love this so much!!! ty for sending it to me >///< 

petra originally going to take her kids to a bts concert w/ uncle auruo b/c he’s a big kpop fan but he had a business trip that day so she drags levi along and he’s all grumbly about it b/c he doesn’t understand kpop but she plays one of their cds in the car as they drive to the venue and it’s not bad??? he is tapping his foot?? it is catchy??? he doesn’t understand what they’re saying but good music transcends language

first song live and the boys step out on the stage dancing and singing and giving 200% and levi understands what the hype is about he’s mumbling the fanchant along w/ his wife and the kids but he doesn’t rly rly get super into it until he hears them perform their rap heavy songs and he /gets it/ 

petra’s bias is jimin. she thinks he’s cute + he has an angelic voice. levi gets immediately attached to yoongi but namjoon is his bias wrecker. as for their kids: their oldest daughter grace loves jimin, son likes jhope, and their youngest doesn’t have a bias she just rly likes the music 

levi hums along to the songs as they’re driving back home hehehe (his favorites were “outro: tear” and “silver spoon” but “answer: love myself” and “epiphany” rly touched him) 

now whenever his kids talk about bts levi likes to casually slip into those convos to get updates on the group and soon he’s just keeping updated by himself lol. he doesn’t even object when petra and auruo make a group chat just to talk about kpop (altho he’s not interested in other groups just bts so he only ever participates when they’re the topic of conversation) 

send me an au and i’ll give you 5 headcanons!

[sunflowertea23]

7, 10, 15, 21, 28, 29, 40, 59!!! ;) Have a great afternoon!

Aaaaaah thank u :> Hope you’re having a nice day! (or I guess evening at the time of my answering this) 7. Earbuds or earphones? Earphones!! The chunky ones tho, the small ones get tangled up all the time :// 10. Game you were best at in p.e.? I hate p.e. lol but in primary school I liked basketball (mind you, I’m like 160 cm tall, and back then I was even shorter), now I’m better at volleyball (less running) 15. Favorite book you read as a school assignment? Most recent would be “The Sorrows of Young Werther” by J. W. Goethe 21. Obsession from childhood? Oof depends on what you describe as “childhood”, but... I remember having a huge collection of Pet Shops. I mean it was this “Littlest Pet Shop” toy series, but we called them “Pet Shops”. And by “huge” I mean... REALLY HUGE. 28. Five songs to describe you? “Waving through a window” from Dear Evan Hansen; “Supersonics” by Caravan Palace (maybe it doesn’t exactly describe me, but I think it’s funky and I love it); “Przewróciło się” by Elektryczne Gitary (my whole mindset, really. lol); “Us” by INXS; “Wouldn’t it be good” by Nik Kershaw 29. Best way to bond with you? Honestly? I have no idea lol. It’s been a while since I had a close friend. 40. Weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? Ok so storytime: My class in primary school was “the problematic one”. We had these two guys, let’s call them J and M. So, J was bullying M. And it went on for months. Then one day, the headmaster (or someone, I assume it was her tho) decided to transfer BOTH OF THEM to the other class (we had 2 per year at that time). Not to separate them by transferring one of them. They put BOTH of them, together, in a different class. The weird thing is... that it actually worked. It turns out that apparently the boys in our class had a “bad influence” on both J and M. And after they transferred, they became really good friends! I could answer this with “my classmate (it was J by the way) became a dad at 16 to a 17-y/o mother and they’re bringing up a daughter together now” but that was after I left, so... yeah 59. If you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? Oh, that’s a good one! Maybe... “Well, shit happens!”. Maybe not the most creative, but I say (or at least think) that a lot. Sorry it turned out so long sdhkhj

[grandmasterofwangxiancultivation]

SV ch.53

where did this chapter come out from? when? HOW? is it funny to make me go batshit crazy when i have to study? 

Just why did the gossip spread everywhere, including the border territory, to the point that even the flowery love songs on the streets used them as material? It was as if he and Luo Binghe had been caught having sex in front of everyone in the entire world!

thaaaaaat- nope, lbh wants you all for himself and his eyes only :3

EDIT: okay, you know, those moments when shizun outsmart people who are supposedly deadlier than him- IS THIS POWER I FEEL? no one is better than shizun, guys. WOW.

EDIT 2: you can RENT flying swords! I WANNA HAVE ONE OF THOSE, TOO

EDIT 3: 

In the end, he still used Zhuzhi-Lang’s money. Shen Qingqiu placed his palms together and thanked his dear friend before he sped off on the flying sword towards Cang Qiong Mountain.

(IS SHIZUN GOING HOME)

Shen Qingqiu nodded. The person spoke again. “It’s probably not very good to go now, right?”

Shen Qingqiu’s heart tightened, and he asked, “Why is it not very good?”

The person shared a glance with the others around him. “Do you not know? This mountain has already been surrounded for two days.”

(IT’S LBH TRYING TO GET HIS SHIZUN BACK. I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES)

EDIT 4:

It seemed like Luo Binghe already felt that it wasn’t worth hiding his identity anymore. Shen Qingqiu wasn’t surprised. The original Luo Binghe had exposed his own lineage at around the same time.

well. at least lbh is true to his own identity. *looks pointedly at sqq* 

EDIT 5: OKAY, I THINK WE REACHED AN IMPORTANT BREAK POINT.

we have yue qingyuan, liu qingge and luo binghe in one room and you just feel tension dancing in the air and stilling everything else -all this with shizun secretly peeking at them and IF HE DOESN’T COME OUT WITH THE TRUTH  N O W  I’LL STRANGLE HIM

Luo Binghe stood darkly at the other side of the hall.

He wore all black, which contrasted against his skin, making it seem so pale that it glowed. His eyes were extremely black, but also extremely bright. His expression was cold, and the aura around him made people feel anxious and uneasy. Mobei-Jun stood behind him, and although it was the position of a deputy, he still held his head slightly higher, just like an arrogant ice sculpture who naturally belonged there.

i absolutely love lbh’s descriptions. AND FINALLY THIS FAMOUS MOBEI-JUN SHOWED UP.

let all hell break loose

EDIT 6: ppl accusing lbh of shizun’s death just kill every good feeling i have left for humanity. HOW DARE YOU. H O W. YOU KNOW NOTHING.

EDIT 7:

Shen Qingqiu just knew that they would have this attitude. It was precisely because Cang Qiong Mountain would definitely do all that it could to protect his body that Shen Qingqiu had to come back.

what a wonderful feeling is this. omg guys i got emotional, how beautiful is this sect, I AM CRYING. but i can’t help thinking about how he’ll break the news? like, “ehy, thank you for being so devoted in keeping my body sfe and all, but i’m actually alive”?

and ppl ask me why i love this novel? ptf

EDIT 8:

The corner of Luo Binghe’s mouth tugged, his smile ice-cold. He lowered his head and said unhurriedly, “I will not personally act against Cang Qiong Mountain. Nor will I kill a single member from the Cang Qiong Mountain sect. But what I do have is time that I can slowly waste.”

Those two words, ‘slowly waste,’ smashed crisply into Shen Qingqiu’s ears. Suddenly, his entire heart sunk.

Luo Binghe absolutely wasn’t somebody who would fight a battle of words with you this politely. With the pressure of unconditional strength, he had no inclination of feigning civility. If he wanted something from a particular sect, he would use the most direct and effective method to do so: bloodbath, massacre, and then take it away. But for Luo Binghe to actually waste two entire days so patiently like this—it didn’t seem like he was in a leisurely and carefree mood, but rather as if he was waiting for something.

I MAY BE CRAZY

BUT

IS LBH WAITING FOR HIM TO SHOW UP?

IS HE?

IS HE?

*screams*

EDIT 9:

Such as, waiting for Shen Qingqiu himself to come out.

okay, i only had to read a bit more.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

I GOT CHILLS UP MY ARMS AND BACK. C H I L L S. 

i’m screaming. omg i’m too excited to keep reading soigjwoirkopsavw

EDIT 10: okay, why is shang qinghua on mobei-jun’s side? how did it happen whattttttt-

EDIT 11:

Yang Yixuan clenched his fists and said, “Shizun, you fought that demon for a whole day already!”

Liu Qingge lowered his voice. “Step back.”

(AAAAAAH SEEING THESE TWO TOGETHER!!)

Luo Binghe glanced at him and chuckled before he said quietly, “My defeated opponent.”

low blow, lbh, low blow-

EDIT 12:

However, in the end, the two swords did not cross blades again.

Shen Qingqiu stood in between the two of them. Both of their sword energies swept up and collided, instantly slicing the bamboo hat that he was originally wearing just for show into two halves. He caught Cheng Luan’s sword edge between two fingertips of his left hand, not allowing Liu Qingge to advance a single inch; his right hand firmly restrained the hand that Luo Binghe had already placed on the Heart Devil sword’s hilt, not allowing him to draw the sword.

SHIZUN IS SO FREAKING COOL, HE WAS SWIFT AND STOPPED THEN WITH EASY, JUST LOOK AT HIM. I AM FANGIRLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OADOISAJFOIAEK

EDIT 13:

Shen Qingqiu looked to the left before he looked to the right. He didn’t have a chance to say that line yet when Luo Binghe suddenly flipped over his hand and grabbed Shen Qingqiu’s wrist, and it felt as if an icy band was wrapped sturdily around his wrist. The smile on his face was near distorted, and he said, one word at a time, “Caught you. Shizun.”

AND IT HAPPENED

MY HEART BURST OUT OF MY CHEST

AND LAUGHING AND SCREAMING LIKE CRAZY

HE KNOOOOOOOOOWS

YES OMG YES YES YES 

“Caught you. Shizun”

sòdalkjfpwjfpowkfpowrkeofpwrISAOJDIOGFJEIOW I CAN’T-

EDIT 14: LIU QINGGE’S REACTION. AWWWWWW.

EDIT 15:

shizun tries to talk to his friends with “hello, yes, i’m alive, aren’t you happy” but lbh is jealous and “no no no where are you looking, i’m right here shizun” and turns him toward himself.

Shen Qingqiu didn’t get to continue speaking before a hand turned his face away. 

Luo Binghe said, “You’re finally willing to come out now?”

“yes lbh, i’m gay for you, let’s get married”

the end.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[eunsangf]

ok i am,, a horrible person n im so sorry i havent sent u anything in so long but i hope u know i really love u so much and i care abt u a lot!!! im sending u all the love in th world bc its what u deserve bby!! i saw u posted a thing abt un village n YEA ITS SO GOOD!!! DID U LISTEN TO THE REST OF THE ALBUM TOO?? BC PSYCHO WAS SO GOOD,,,,, BAEKHYUN VOCAL LEGEND!! ALSO DREAM COMEBACKKKK IM SO FREAKING EXCITEDDDDD I JUST KNOW ALL THE SONGS R GONNA BE WHOLE BOPS AAAAA IM GONNA SEE MY BBYS AGAIN! 🍒

omg !!! ur not a horrible person !!!! how r u !! ive been worried r u ok ((( i love u so so much as well !! i care abt u a lot too !! muahhhhh !!! im sending u all of the love in the universe :( oMG UN VILLAGE...  SHE’S PEAK.... i DID ! im stuck on psycho though ever 45 seconds i keep entering another dimenstion n i have to stop n rewind so hopefully ill fdkjnkjng finish it LITERALLY. HE IS ! I LIKE DOWNLOADED THE ALBUM BEFORE I EVEN LISTENED TO IT BC I K N O W ITS BAEKHYUN N ITS GONNA B GOOD. whats ur fave sooong !!! IMG 6DREAM CB 6DREAM CB 6DREAM CB !!!!! AAAAAAH!!!!!! ITS GONNA B AMAZING IK IT I WANNA PREORDER BUT IDK WHEN IT OPENS WHAT IS GOING O N IVE BLOCKED THE DREAM TAG BC I WANT HRJS HAIRCUT TO B A SURPRISE FOR ME SO YOU’LL HAV TO UPDATE ME !!!!! BLEAEE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OUR BBIES ;;;;;

[ungratefulbeyotchhotline]

Skdnxjd

ok i need to talk abt this boy i like hahahahah

so i knew him from high school we were in drumline together and i always admired him from like a distance. hes a year younger thn me, i always say that i heard him before i saw him hahah bc he was in pit and i was on cymbals and i heard him playing the teen girl squad song LMAO i was like "who is playing that they are cool" and it was him!! We got close and talked all the time there was a time where we were fr always texting my sr year ish like one of us would text "marco" and the other would reply "polo" hahah shit like that but we never dated or fooled around or anything. We liked each others best friends so we were both preoccupied w that lol

we lost touch after i graduated but still followed each other on twitter and snapchat and stuff, we had hella mutual friends tho. didnt talk much through college for either of us, but in march 2017 his friend was getting married in chicago so he was in town and we got drunk and hooked up 😎 it was actually rly sweet but thats a different story anyway he later told me he had feelings for me and at that time i was going thru some shit and balls deep in love w a different person so i turned him down and i found out later thru a mutual friend that he was gutted, i feel really bad at the idea of hurting him hc hes such a good human but i had to do what i had to do! Anyway weve been snapping each other more, i rly wanted to see him over winter break but i got stoopid covid and had to stay home 😡 he lives in denver which is harder to get to than cbus where we r from but ive been thinking about him allll the time all the time hahha ewww

hes such a cool human tho. hes been drumming since he was 3, hes a vegetarian, he speaks german, hes a socialist, hes named after a super famous basketball player lmao, hes a gemini AHHH i love gemini boyssss we have a really similar and compatible sense of humor ahhh i just like him a lot

idk what would even possibly come of it bc we live in different cities p far away but ahhh i like him. i feel like my ideal situaysh would be like long distance open thing like i still wanna fuck around hahah my freedom and independence are super important to me and we live 1000 miles away so its just not realistic but i like him so much to the point where like i would want to pursue this like i would like if i get to be his girlfriend aaaaaah but only if he would want that ovbiously like that js a big "if" idk what's going on w him in that whole dept and idk how to bring it up or even if i want to bring it up ahhhh.

U know what it is, i blame morgan presley LMFAO she and her bf lou are so sweet and so in love and SO WELL MATCHED and suited for eachother i'm like damn.... i want that hahaha

Anyway where it stands right now i'm just thinking about him all the time and like daydreaming a bunch of gay shit hahaha and lowkey trying to find an excuse to go to denver... i mean i still have a ton of shit in sacramento still, maybe i drive it back??? and hang out w dude for a couple days???? and we reconnect and talk and cry and fuck a whole bunch and smoke and jam and make out and i take a bereal of me painting his nails and then he comes to visit me and we have such a good time here and we take turns going to each others cities and sometimes meet in the middle and go to concerts and festivals together and and and and and lemme stop

[kpopisthereasonihavenolife]

OMG!!!!! TAY, EDEN WAS SO SO SO SO SO GOOD!! I FINALLY HAD TIME TO FINISH IT AND I'M SO HAPPY I DID🤯 But anyway, the plot was so good and I loved the ending, since it was open ended (which means a sequel?). I was wondering if you got inspiration from Kpopfanfictrash's Taehyung fic, since the premises are fairly similar but also very different. But nevertheless, I absolutely loved Eden and all the characters/character development💜💜💜💜💜💜

AAAAAAH, THANK YOU FOR READING EDEN!!!! 💜💜💜 I left it open for a reason, yes!  I am planning to write more, only I’m not going to focus on after the ending (though there will be a bit of epilogue afterward), but the main focus of the extra part will be throughout the time that Y/n is supposed to be quote, unquote ‘dead’ and when/how she comes to show up in Eden as a Goddess in Training!!!  Since I’ve already got that in my head and even an outline for it, it’s just too good to not at least try and write it out, you know? 

As for inspiration, I got it from a LOT of things! And yes, Chism (Shanna’s positively jaw-dropping two-shot for Tae) was something I kinda used loosely.  I have been wanting to do another God thing for a while, ever since my drabble for Yoongi got more attention than I thought it would, and Chism was so extraordinary, I got inspired!  Though, I did try my hardest to make it as different as I could so that I wouldn’t get flagged for like copying or something malicious?  That is so not my intention!!!  Just the premise is very intriguing! 

Another thing is Fake Love’s background in the MV with all the arms and the statues, the black and white (I’m a hoe for b/w anything), as well as the three,  See/Hear/Speak No Evil in the Choreo. AND the puppet stage for Fake Love, especially the Jimin focus video somewhere on my page. There were many more sources, like different songs and some photos and even stage outfits that will be included in the extra part and what not!!! 

Thank you so much again for reading and for giving me so much feedback as well as asking where and how I get some inspo!  I always enjoy sharing what small, seemingly fruitless things can get me to write! ^///^ 💜💜💜

Eden is my bby uwu

[cutepresea]

9-10 Valkyries’ Summer: Colossal Cave Adventure

Parts 10-15 are available now. Sorry again for the spam.

If you want to blacklist these, you can use either the tag #valkyries summer for just this event, or #xdu event scripts or #xdu scripts

Reminder that these are copied straight from XD Unlimited itself, so any grammatical weirdness, mistranslations, and/or mischaracterizations are not my doing.

Kirika Akatsuki: "Chris-senpai and I discovered this cave!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Great job, Kiri-chan."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "It seems your spray and pray tactics actually worked, Yukine."

Chris Yukine: "You could have just praised a job well done, but no..."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Anyway,  I'm still shocked at how extensive and deep this cave beneath the island is."

Maria: "It may be natural, but you can see how it's been molded by human hands here and there."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Where does it lead?"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Towards the center of the island."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "I can still hear the Siren's song echoing softly..."

Maria: "I'm not sure what this place is, but there are Noise about, so we need to make sure we stick together."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "In any case, our destination is the source of that song."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Eeek!"

Chris Yukine: "What?! Is it the Noise?!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "No, sorry. A cold drop of water fell on me from the ceiling and..."

Chris Yukine: "Don't just scream into people's ears like that! I nearly had a damn heart attack!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Hey, do you see that black mist coming from back there?"

Chris Yukine: "What?! Is it actually the Noise this time?!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "It doesn't look like it... but we'll need to take a closer look."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Oh... Is it a..."

Hibiki Tachibana: "A swarm of bats?!"

Chris Yukine: "Aaaaaah?!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "They'll suck our blood!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Haah... We found them just as they were going out to hunt."

Chris Yukine: "How many more damn times am I going to get scared like that?!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Hey, Kiri-chan..."

Kirika Akatsuki: "What is it?"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "There is only one species of bat that sucks blood from mammals, and they only exist in Brazil."

Kirika Akatsuki: "What?! Really?!"

Maria: "Heads up, you two. It looks like the real threat has arrived."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Seems the Noise were hiding deeper inside!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Which should mean we're getting close. I'll carve us a path!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Hyaaaaaah!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "They just keep coming! I didn't think so many Noise could fit inside this cave!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "And there's the Siren's song as expected. Is that Karma Noise from before sending them here?"

Chris Yukine: "The passage is so narrow and there's boat loads of Noise. There's basically no way through!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "There seems to be no end to them."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Then we'll just have to keep taking them out till there is an end to them! We can do this!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "We can't give up now! Not after getting this far!"

Maria: "Yeah, the only way now is forward!"

Chris Yukine: "They just keep coming!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "It's no use complaining. Defeating them is the only way for us to progress."

Chris Yukine: "Grrr! There's too many of the bastards!"

Maria: "W-Wait, stop that! If you use that here--"

Chris Yukine: "I'll blow you all up!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Well, you definitely blew them all up..."

Kirika Akatsuki: "And the cave with them!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Whoa, whoa, whoa... Aaaaaah!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Ugh, cough, cough... Chris-chan, you're playing a little too rough..."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Huh? Where's Chris-chan?!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "As far as I can see, it's just you, me... and Maria."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Oh, no! Did they get crushed in the cave-in?!"

Maria: "There's no way those girls are going down that easily. Listen, I can hear their voices."

Kirika Akatsuki: "Heeeey! You all okay over there? I'm with Chris-senpai and Shirabe over here! We're all fine!"

Chris Yukine: "Cough, cough! Guess I laid it on a little too heavy..."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "It's totally blocked off..."

Hibiki Tachibana: "You're right, Maria-san! Everyone is okay! Thank goodness!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Our vanguard and rear guard are split. We're lucky no one was hurt, but still... this is not good."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Can't we just use our Gears to break a hold in the rubble?"

Maria: "That's not a good idea. You might risk causing another cave-in."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Hmmm... Then what can we do?"

Maria: "Rejoining forces here will be tough, so let's take separate routes. There seems to be more than one path."

Maria: "Do you all hear me? We're going on ahead!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "We hear you loud and clear!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "We're splitting up. I wonder if we'll be able to find them again..."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "At least the flood of Noise has stopped for now."

Chris Yukine: "I'll try not to go overboard from now on. Let's just get going."

Maria: "Chris, I'm trusting you with those two."

Maria: "Let's move. Follow the Siren's song."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Okay!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "It's getting harder to see in here. The terrain is getting more dangerous too. We need to proceed carefully."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Yeah, and there are dead ends all over the place."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Wait, what? Another one?"

Maria: "This was the only path we hadn't checked. Which means we're completely boxed in..."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Every path is closed off. Not good. We can't call for help from S.O.N.G. in a parallel world. What do we do?"

Maria: "Yeah... I suppose the only thing we can do is check each path again in case we missed something..."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "I don't think we would have missed a way out, but..."

Maria: "If we follow the air flow and look again, or maybe find a hole in the ceiling... That's wishful thinking..."

Hibiki Tachibana: "There's no need to worry! If there isn't a path, we just need to make one!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Balwisyall nescell gungnir tron."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Hey... Hey, stop! Tachibana!"

Maria: "First Chris, now you?!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "Hyaaah!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Wait! Waaait!"

Maria: "No, stop!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "It's caving in!"

Maria: "Or not. But it almost did!"

Hibiki Tachibana:"Look at that! There's a path just behind the wall I took down!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "......"

Maria: "......"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "We were lucky your antics worked out this time, but what if the ceiling caved in like before?!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "I only hit it hard enough to take out the wall, so it's fine!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "I'm having trouble coming to terms with your definition of 'fine'..."

Maria: "I told her to be careful about the cave-ins, but at least we have a path forward. It could be worse, right?"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "I had a mini heart attack there. You have a bad habit of playing roulette with our lives, you know."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Sorry..."

Maria: "That's enough for now. Looks like the path opened us up to more Noise."

Hibiki Tachibana: "And if there's Noise..."

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Then that means this path leads us deeper inside! We're going in!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "All right!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Now we can finally move forward."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Let's head further in before more Noise show up!"

Maria: "Now you're talking. Hopefully, we'll make it all the way to the source this time!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "All right, let's hurry!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "I see light at the end of the tunnel!"

Tsubasa Kazanari: "Either we found another way out, or..."

Maria: "We'll just have to go find out!"

Chris Yukine: "Hey, you two! Keep up!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "There's no way we could lose you in this tiny passage."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Yeah."

Chris Yukine: "A fork... We're going right. Let's go!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Hey, Kiri-chan. Got a sec?"

Kirika Akatsuki: "What's wrong, Shirabe?"

Shriabe Tsukuyomi: "I wonder if Chris-senpai feels guilty for causing the cave-in before?"

Kirika Akatsuki: "I think she might. Let's just not mention it and have her back."

Chris Yukine: "Another dead end! Is there no path that leads deeper inside?!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "It's nothing but ankle high puddles and rats running all over our feet here..."

Kirika Akatsuki: "I can hear the sound of Lady Luck running way..."

Chris Yukine: "What the hell are you two talking about? This here is... yeah, this way is..."

Kirika Akatsuki: "Um, the dead ends might tell us something, so you can't go wrong eliminating the wrong paths!"

Chris Yukine: "That's right! We need to check every nook and cranny! There might even be something in the puddles!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Yeah. I'm not so sure about the rats though..."

Chris Yukine: "I've got everything under control. You're in good hands, so stay calm and follow me!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "This is kind of like that game we played before."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Going by how dark it is, I'd say it's closer to that movie we watched."

Chris Yukine: "What? There's a movie about walking aimlessly through some cave?"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Set in an abandoned coal mine. A body is found at its entrance and two detectives are sent to investigate."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "They hear a terrifying howl coming from the depths, and when they go in, they encounter a mysterious monster."

Chris Yukine: "Th-That's enough!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "One of the detectives looks away for a second, only to have his partner disappear. Then, he hears it..."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "He turns around the corner to find a hideous monster with burns all over its body!"

Chris Yukine: "I said that's enough!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "There's a corner just up ahead!"

Chris Yukine: "D-Don't worry! It's just a corner! I'll go check it out!"

Chris Yukine: "It's just a movie, right?! There's nothing down there."

Chris Yukine: "Aaaaaah?!"

Chris Yukine: "Hey, it's just some Noise! I'll teach you to scare me!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Be careful not to be too explosive!"

Chris Yukine: "It was just some stinking Noise. Pah!"

Kirika Akatsuki: "Even if it was a monster, we could probably just take care of it like we do the Noise."

Chris Yukine: "Hm? Now that you mention it, yeah, I guess we could! All right, ready or not, here I come, monsters!"

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Great job, Kiri-chan."

Kirika Akatsuki: "Really? I think it's just Chris-senpai being naive more than anything..."

Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Perhaps."

Chris Yukine: "Hey, check it out! There's some light up ahead. Think it's a way out?"

Kirika Akatsuki: "It just might be!"

Chris Yukine: "All right! Let's march on outta here!"

[yourlocalyorozuya]

If you could get your wish granted one day...?

Pairing: Soraru/Mafumafu

Rating: M+ SUPER HOT OH LORD

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[[STORY UNDER CUT OH LOOOORD]]

If you could get your wish granted one day, what price would you be willing to pay?

An Utaite fanfiction

I wish it was still April Fools.

...

Yes this is an April Fool's fic. "10 days late?" You're asking me?

Friend, time is an illusion, death is upon us and my uploading schedule is the real joke of this entire fic. It was actually supposed to be me uploading 2 fics in one day but this works too tbh

Anyway, if you're still here, might as well deliver!

If you could get your wish granted one day, what price would you be willing to pay?

An Utaite fanfiction

“This is terrible!” 

“What?” 

“Terrible!” Mafumafu says, “The title is so long, it can barely even be crammed into the post title!” 

“Don’t you mean fanfiction title?” Soraru replies, frowning, “Then again, it depends on the site where it’s posted.”

“It’s still long either way! It’s so long, we had to cut it to cram it short in both! We made it into an awkward looking question!”

“It looks like something you’d ask for Truth or Dare.” Soraru concedes, “Then again, it’s not like this fic is going to be taken seriously. It’ll probably go for 3 notes/kudos/likes, like usual.” 

“Yeah. I mean no! Isn’t that bad?! Shouldn’t we try to entertain as many people as possible?? Isn’t the the whole point of a story in the first place?!”

“Of a TV show, maybe. I don’t know about books...or fanfictions...in any case, the M rating should be enough to draw more than 3 readers in, right?”

“Anyway, we can’t really do that with you acting like that!”

“...? What’s wrong with how I act?” 

“You have all the enthusiasm of burnt ashes! We can’t engage the audience like this!!”

“...??? Isn’t this how I usually sound though?” 

“That’ll appeal to the Soraru fangirls for sure, but we need to bring in as many people as possible! We can only get so many ikemen fans, you know!”

“Exactly how do you want me to act then?!”

“It’d be nice if I could get an ounce of emotion in there...and hasn’t this format gotten confusing?!”

“Why? What do you mean???”

“First of all, this is entirely dialogue-based and no-one can tell who’s even talking any more!” 

“Isn’t this how fanfictions are written though?”

“It’s too confusing!! Much too confusing! It’d be easier if we did-”

Mafumafu: Something like this! 

Soraru: Eh?

Mafumafu: The ever-popular radio format!

Soraru: Are we seriously doing the radio transcripts?! Isn’t this for something like sexting fics or something? 

Mafumafu: -puts hand on heart- What kind of fanfictions have you been reading Soraru-san?!

Soraru: You’re even putting your gestures in this format now?! Why has this become Hikikomoranai Radio all of a sudden??!

Mafumafu: It’s what we’re most known for!

Soraru: This and not the songs we’ve made?!

M: Anyway, we have an April Fools fanfiction to write in!

S: Our names are already being shortened, geez. Are they that hard to write?

M: Usually, when we do April Fools’, we have one thing we turn to.

M: So naturally, we’re going to be girls again!

S: Y’know that changing our icons to girl versions of ourselves and posting as girls isn’t really crossdressing right?

M: We sung as girls though!

S: That’s entirely different from crossdressing! 

M: We’ve crossdressed before!

S: You have, I haven’t!

M: I mean, I did but that’s entirely different!

S: How exactly is that different?!

M: I never said we were crossdressing, Soraru-san!

S: You said we’d be girls though?

M: Eheheee, I did! 

M: -holds up really strange looking rock-

S: Okay, I can see that thanks, we don’t need the gesture thing!

M: But our audience does Soraru-san.

S: Mrgh.

M: And don’t interrupt, please! Now, this is a magical stone!

M: And it transforms us into our inner selves!

S: ....

S: Mafumafu-kun, I’ve always had my doubts...

M: Eh? 

S: I’ve had my doubts...ever since we did that song. But...

M: Eh??? Why are you talking in keigo all of a sudden???

S: You really are a Chuuni aren’t you? 

M: EH? 

S: I’ve had my suspicions, but really it’s come to this!! How can I ever associate with someone who actually thinks he’s a ruler of darkness and will take over the world-

M: Soraru-san??

S: I...I alWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING IS THIS TRUE HOW

M: Soraru-san!

S: Yes? 

M: Y-you calmed down from that rant fast. And hey, listen to me first!

S: Fine, okay.

M: Look, this stone is a magical relic...stop making faces. 

S: Okay, okay.

M: And all we have to do is touch it and we transform into magical girls!

S: And I’m lost. 

M: Eh, that was a flawless explanation!

S: You said we...transform into our inner selves! How are our inner selves magical girls?? We’re boys!

M: Inside every person is a magical girl! Even boys!

S: The hell???

M: Just trust me and touuuuch it already! 

S: Geez okay, okay already!

M: Ready? Ah, Soraru-san, put your whole palm on it, not just a couple of fingers! That’s not enough!!

S: Do you even realize how that...-sigh- Fine.

M: Okay, now we’re transforming!

M: Please feel free to imagine any kind of transformation music that you want during the transition!

S: Like from PM**. 

M: Or from Ma*io!

S: Or even from the Ga*ette. Or One OK Ro*k.

M: Soraru-san, that last one was too obvious! We won’t be able to avoid copyright! This fic wil be taken down!! And then the author will be too lazy to upload it again!!!

S: Since when did this become Gin****?

S: And hey! Don’t we have songs of our own they can use!?

M: Oh, yeah. Good point.

S: In any case, just get on with it already!

M: Okay!

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                                Magical transformation sequence!!

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Mafumafu: By the power of the void, the darkest phase of the moon!

Mafu-oh: I am the lady of darkness and war! Mafuyu, the goddess of the moon at your call!

Mafuyu: ...

Mafuyu: Uwah, even my voice changed! This is so cool! Soraru-san!!

Mafuyu: ..? Soraru-san? 

Soraru-?: ...

Mafuyu: Ah, Soraru-san?! You’re a...prettier girl than I thought you would be! Wow! 

Soraru(?): ....

Mafuyu: Soraru-san? Is something wrong?

Soraru(??): ...ing.

Soraru(??): This is...embarrassing...

Mafuyu: Gasp!

Soraru(idk): ?!

Mafuyu: Even Soraru-san’s voice is cute! In fact it’s too cute! I’m almost creeped out by it!

Creep-aru: H-how cruel, Mafuyu-chan!

Mafuyu: MAFUYU-CHAN?!???? EH

Who are you and what have you done with Soraru: Please don’t make fun of me!

Mafuyu: ??!?!?!?? Soraru-san?

Nani the kuso-ru: Eh?

Mafuyu: Soraru...chan??

The f is happening-ru: What is it, Mafuyu-chan?

Mafuyu: Keigo again!? Also something really weird is happening to your name tags!!

-whistles innocently- Soraru(?): Ah..that. I-If Mafuyu-chan is having a cute name then I’d like a cute name too!

Soraru(?): Please call me Soraruko!  

Aight then, Soraruko: I’m um...i-it’s so embarrassing when I say it out loud!!

Mafuyu: Wh-

Mafuyu: Weird! Too weird!!

Soraruko: Eh?!

A Suddenly Shouting Mafuyu: WhY HAS SORARU-SAN TURNED INTO A TSUNDERE

Soraruko: Ma-Mafuyu-chan!?

Mafuyu: Not even a tsundere!! A Deredere?! Wh-this is too much of an attitude change!

Soraruko: Mafuyu-chan, please calm down! Your chair!! You’re going to fall out of your chair!!!

Mafuyu: Ah! 

-sound of loud objects-

R.I.P nerds.

Soraruko: H-hey! Don’t kill us off just yet!!

Damn.

Soraruko: You don’t want to write this that badly?! Ah!! Mafuyu-chan, are you okay?!

Mafuyu: Ah...is that you, god?

Soraruko: A-aaaaaah, Mafuyu-chan!! It’s too early to go up to heaven!! D-don’t go!

Mafuyu: Ah...are you an angel? Are they welcoming me into hell finally? 

Soraruko: Mafuyu-chan, that’s the wrong place!

Mafuyu: Eh, Soraruko? Wow...your hands are really soft?? 

Soraruko: Eh!?

Mafuyu: It’s kind..of...weird. 

Soraruko: Ma-Mafuyu-chan!

Mafuyu: See, Soraru-san would have immediately called me creepy or pushed me away! What is this?!

Soraruko: ...I-is that so?

Mafuyu: Eh?

Soraruko: I-is that your type after all, Mafuyu-chan?!

Mafuyu: EH 

Soraruko: I-I thought you were joking! Are you really a hardcore M?!

Mafuyu: I’m an S!

Soraruko: That’s the part that you take offence to?!

Mafuyu: Anyway, this is too weird! I’m going to leave and post some updates on twitter, okay?

Soraruko: W-wait, Mafuyu-chan!

-Hurried footsteps and the slam of a door-

Soraruko: Ahh, she left. I can’t do this all alone, Mafuyu-chan...

Soraruko: ....

Soraruko: So that’s her type huh...

Soraruko: If...that’s what it takes then-

You’re going to be an M? You??

Soraruko: Is that really so surprising? 

Well, yes? 

Soraruko: You’re the writer right? You should know exactly what I’m capable of. 

Soraruko: -polite smile-

...

So the april fools’ twist is that you’re a yandere? 

Soraruko: No, it’s this entire pointless fanfiction. 

Good point. 

Soraruko: ...You can end this now. 

Alright, alright, geez. 

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well yeah that’s it man 

sorry about this i’ll resume my attempt of quality uploads after this fic so if you’re a new reader i hope the cringe didnt scare you off

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well they’re all probably gone by the halfway mark eh

so yeah, if you’re still here mad props to you friend

and thanks for reading my poor attempt at humor! 

See ya! :D

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