#this whole episode 💀💀💀 oh how i miss these fools

[emilylprentiss]

Castle: [And] I didn't cuff us. Beckett: You think I cuffed us??? Castle: Well they look like police cuffs!

CASTLE 4.10 – "Cuffed"

[alfalfascorner]

Arthdal Chronicles: The Sword of Aramun first impressions

I finally got to watch episode 1 (with the wackiest subtitles ever fml) and wanted to do a quick overview. this is just me trying to put my emotions in order btw bc it was a lot

beware: spoilers below!!

1. omfg it's here!!!! it's been 84 years 😭!!!

2. will forever miss the og cast but I could get behind this, just give it a few more eps

3. glad to have ljg rocking this role, the man knows his way around historical-ish dramas and you can tell they're using his experience in action-oriented roles as eunseom is literally kicking asses nonstop this season

4. before watching, I was honestly afraid about how well ljg would portray saya and eunseom's personalities so we could get that feeling of them being very different people. however, after having watched the ep I think he's capable of nailing the inner differences in both characters. lgj sorry I doubted you

5. this new tanya feels so... poised. not sure that's a bad thing, giving her role of high priestess, but it just feels so foreign from og tanya. she still seems to have that calculating vein in her which is good but this person just feels different from the tanya that fought nail and tooth through the mud against tagon's men. which brings me to my next point

6. I will give the character time for ssk's interpretation to grow on me however I'm really not sure if she has the range to fill kjw's shoes. sorry but kjw just set the bar too high

6. moving on. what was the reason for a 8-10 years time skip?? literally why???

7. don't tell me it was to make us believe this eunseom and tanya are "adults" now bc sjk and kjw already looked like grown-up people so why other reason did they have to pull this? S1 last ep literally ended on such a cliffhanger note for them not to do a follow-up from there. saya's face when he found out the truth?? tanya's "we're screwed" look?? the room for plot development that scene alone held??? and they decided to throw it all in the shadows and resume the story 10 years later??

8. istg I can forgive them for changing almost half the og cast but this ridiculous time skip?? a 2-3 years time skip would've been great. a few time would've passed but not too much for the stakes to cool down. now you're telling me 10 years have passed and they're nowhere closer to winning than they were last season?? what happened during those years we didn't get to see then?

you're telling me tanya just gave up and for 10 years straight she just played her role as tagon's puppet obediently and quietly? without coming up with any plan to turn the tables or smth, just lay around for 10 years? "oh but she's making plans now" okay and??? 10 years have passed and she's only trying to mind-control people now?? (trying being the keyword here). literally why??

9. fr this time skip is the worst idea they could've come up with. not only it did tanya dirty but also eunseom's army. you're telling me not a single person guessed there could be a mole among them in 10 WHOLE FUCKING YEARS?? here's a whole fleet that can't realize they've been spied on for YEARS?? bffr that long-ass time skip was a disservice for everyone

10. anyways, at least yangcha is here!!

(not the writers making this man hold this unspeakable tension with tanya for 10 years. make them canon or stop fooling us!! 💀)

11. ngl I quite literally forgot about some characters and their arcs, when they came on screen I was like ??? wait a damn minute

12. tanya and eunseom still waiting for each other!!! crying screaming sobbing, my babies. although I was temporarily tempted by saya but tanya x eunseom is the hill I will die on

11. overall, yes I'm very hyped. I will always miss sjk and kjw as tanya and eunseom but nothing in the world would stop me from witnessing myself how this story ends

[thegreymoon]

Monarch Industry

Oh, is that so?

Smh. Shut up, you two-faced opportunist.

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Oh, god 😑

This besotted loser! Like she doesn’t have enough to worry about without his delusional pampered ass there to hinder her. 

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Looks like Wanru’s affection killing pill isn’t working as well as it should. 

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Shut up. Shut up. Shut up 🤬🤬

I hold you in contempt, let alone her! You’re so fucking useless. How dare you show up like this after she’s married? 

Also, imagine thinking someone would leave Xiao Qi for the likes of him once you’ve had the opportunity to compare. 

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OH, YOU DARE 🤬🤬

SHE WAITED FOR YOU IN THE RAIN THE ENTIRE NIGHT WHILE YOU TOOK YOUR SWEET TIME DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT TO COME. YOU SHOWED UP IN THE MORNING, WITH THE SUN HIGH UP IN THE SKY, AFTER HER FATHER HAD MURDERED AT LEAST 8 INNOCENT PEOPLE BECAUSE OF YOU. GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS. 

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Yes, princess, tell him to fuck off. 

It’s now been two episodes without Xiao Qi, and here we have this self-absorbed, spineless loser taking up all out time. Kick him out! 

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YOU’VE ALREADY LOST HER, YOU MORON!

DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT AFTER EXPERIENCING XIAO QI SHE WOULD EVER GO BACK TO YOUR USELESS SELF? GO DIE 💀💀

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Well, shit. 

Here is your opportunity, Zitan, to be even more useless and embarrass yourself some more. 

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She’s splendid 🔥🔥

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AND WHAT’S THE USE OF YOU?

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LMAO, he knows that the priest is poisoning him.

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@orsuliya​ Awu’s collarbones, just for you 🖤

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Aww, baby, I miss you! 😭

We all miss you! Please come and take back your screen time from the muppet!

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Well, shit. 

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I can’t believe they forced them into a retreat!

Go, general Song, go!!

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NOOOO, THEY BREACHED THE GATE!

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Oh, shut up and go yourself.

You are nothing but a nuisance anyway. Wearing white robes in the middle of a siege, how useless. Stop bothering her, can’t you see she’s busy, unlike some jobless people. 

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YES, AWU, TELL HIM!!

THE WAY I STAN HER!! *waves all her flags*

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Cackling like a deranged hyena rn 🤣🤣 

YES, PRINCESS, SPEAK ALL OUR MINDS!! 

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XIAO QI, AT LAST!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭

IN HIS MAGNIFICENT EMBROIDERED CLOAK!! 

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So much love for Song Huaien 💖💖

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LMAOOOO, his face 🤣🤣

This is what happens when you meet a true God of War, asshole! 

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NO, BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND 😭😭

I AM CURRENTLY REPORTING FROM A PUDDLE OF MY TEARS BECAUSE THEY ARE MURDERING ME 😭😭

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They are, indeed! 🤗

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Let’s see how she will explain the useless layabout to him, though. If he causes trouble between them, I will be pissed 😠

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The way this asshole showed up to make things awkward with her husband and to stir shit up in her marriage 😠😠 Plus, he’s drunk off his ass and making a fool of himself. 

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I can’t help but think that this writer had an axe to grind with an ex-boyfriend and wrote the Third Prince based on him as revenge 😂

The second-hand embarrassment is killing me!

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He smiles and my heart is full 🤗

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It just occurred to me that this wine the muppet was drinking must be something he brought HIMSELF. He didn’t bring arms, he didn’t bring people. He brought A BOTTLE OF WINE. 

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Babies 🤗

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God, look at them 😭😭

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Somebody make them stop 😭😭

I caaaaaaan’t 😭😭😭😭

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Well, this is more logical than the whole ‘killing affection’ pill. 

I thought it would be poison, but you never know with c-dramas what drugs with weird effects they will pull out of their sleeve. 

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Smh.

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The little maid is going to end up drinking this, isn’t she.

[tawaifeddiediaz]

9-1-1 Season 3 Episode 12 Live Blog

TRIGGERS IN THIS EPISODE: HATE CRIMES, please be careful 🥺

IT’S STARTING

I get to watch it live today because my work closed xD so YAY. I get to watch my babies liveeeeee

They thanked first responders 😫😫

these two idiots agains.

THROWBACKKKKK to these fools

Why don’t they ever learn.

disaster ensues even with all these promos.

naturally, it’s on fire.

Holy hell

POOR GUY “I need new friends”

OKAY

BUCK AND JOSH? okay I am a whole hearted Buddie stan but I would not be opposed?

So basically Buck isn’t just straight. Not gonna make assumptions but that’s pretty clear from no one’s reluctance to Buck and Josh’s relationship ALSO Maddie would totally set her brother up.

I knew it. Buck sucks at poker. But why the dramatics.

Dramatic little bby.

Parent-teacher conferences kill. As someone who’s been in that teacher role?

oh god, this happened again. The teacher love? I saw that coming? Why do they do this to all single parents

I’m Carla in this situation, up until they left the school.

YES. YOU ARE RAISING A GENIUS. WHO IS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE. CHRISTOPHERRRRRRR

Eddie omg holy shit no stop. 

okay I actually like this teacher. But get Eddie’s claws out of her.

Joan? Tf?

I have no words for this bullet-embedded-for-3-months-emergency. As an anatomy TA, I’m still trying to figure out how that bullet didn’t hit her sinuses (veins that drain the deoxygenated blood in your brain)

THE SKATEBOARD. Eddie is so done and I kinda saw it coming that he would flip out on the English teacher.

THE PROTECTIVENESS.

Also but that shirt looks gorgeous on her.

CHRISTOPHER MY BABY. He’s so hurt 😭😭😭

EDDIE’S FACE this entire conversation just broke my heart. He wants to protect his son but doesn’t want to tell him about the limitations and I’m-

The heartbreak in his expression just slayed me.

Carla is so right, I missed her. And Josh.

JOSH IS DATING AGAIN.

“Actual sentences with grammar and punctuation” is my new standard.

Josh and Maddie are amazing as friends.

I have no idea what’s going on here, are these dating app horror stories accurate (gotta gear it from real people)

Gary is trying so hard omg 😭

She’s really about to jump out of the window to escape this horrifying incident? that’s me.

Someone stop me from thirsting after Oliver.

this should not be that hot. Eddie testing his chin on the window frame tell him to stop being so cute.

BUCK THAT SLIP OF TONGUE 😭😭😭

These two are goals.

Buck just accidentally telling everyone Eddie’s dating history I hate this. Man just date him already.

SO BASICALLY. Eddie tells Buck everything? Or did Buck get the tea from Carla.

Imagine Buck and Carla just spilling the tea about everyone in their life with a special emphasis on two certain Diaz boys

BUCK AND BOBBY SMILING IN THE BACK?

THIS CONVERSATION. I think I’m going to die. Buck! why is my clown brain saying Buck researched this specifically for Christopher

How many times have I mentioned how much I love Buck’s apartment? 🥺🥺

Athena and Michael’s banter 😭😭😭

Athena is the strongest woman in this show, closely followed by Maddie, Hen, Karen, May.

JOSH’S DATE this is so creepy. There’s a red flag right here.

This just got really damn dark

DAMMIT HOW DARE YOU TOUCH JOSH. HOW FICKING DARE. I JUST PAUSED MY LIVE TV COMPLETELY. HOW TF DARE YOU.

I’m tossing hands.

The real fool is the one who thought it’d okay to make Josh the victim of a hate crime 🥺🥺🥺

a Lone Star ad?

This probably hit Maddie hard in the heart.

Officer Branford...where have we seen her before?

Josh 😭😭 i want the show to show his mental recovery. Please.

What is this narrating voice in the background?

I hate the whole “you’ve never worked a day in your life” if someone runs a household instead of an outside job they get a salary for

It comes right back to the husband 💀

There is an overuse of the word “fool” in this episode, just like an overuse of the phrase “seize the day” last episode

I almost can’t stand it, even though this is my favourite show on this planet.

Eddie navigating this conversation :( he’s such a good dad. I clearly remember my dad doing this

Why do I have this horrible narrating thing, is this everyone?

Oh nevermind, my video description turned on.

LOVE THY NEIGHBORS MY DUDES

BUCK AND EDDIE HELPING CHRIS AND CARLA FILMING IT I WOULD LITERALLY DIE FOR THIS FAMILY IN EVERY WHICH WAY I would literally die for this family (i had to say it twice.) 

watch us buddie clowns unite

I KNEW IT. my theory wAS CORRECT.

I’m a genius that concludes this liveblog good night.