#though. will tag for reach bc im sneaky

[vanana-r0tat3]

erm hello kinsona 🕺

[partyinthemysterymachine]

So THAT is why someone was in tha a&s tags on my blog. Sneaky 👁

ANYWAYS. GIVE ME SOME RANDOM AU LORE. DRAG IT FROM THE DEPTHS BC I WANT IT. now 🔫

(Also dw. Yr in no rush, I'm having the time of my life editing my replies in the docs bit by bit (which i haven't done, actually, im a liar <3))

REACHES AND DRAGS HANDS DOWN UR FACE

theo i love u and always will. a&s is A Place

ngl tho side-eyeing that last a&s post. i'm narrowing my eyes...........

(oh my god goomt pLEASE just write your own library arc im DYING)

chinhands

hey so remember this fun little ditty i wrote a while back--

If Happy Little Bluebirds Fly

--that was actually the pitch of @adreamingofguns but i latched my nasty little teeth into it and ran off into the landfill sunset slobbering and flailing my head around???

??

i do that a lot actually huh. give me an inch and i'll take the Titanic

anyway so i don't remember exactly how much of the pitch was Nick's doing but the point is that i grabbed it and ran lmfao and thus, If Happy Little Bluebirds Fly

i actually re-read my own fics a lot, especially when i'm stuck. i've always been REALLY PLEASED and PROUD of how i wrote If Happy Little Bluebirds Fly so i'll go back to that and try to siphon The Juice from it. well, i was reading it recently (and i tweaked a name in the third chapter for fun Suggestion - can u find it?) and i was ho-humming at the end of the fic.

i'm not really sure if readers understood entirely what happened at the end there, and i never did anything with it - and honestly, i'd never planned to. .. not really, at least. the idea was there. i thought maybe it'd be a fun thing to pursue sometime after GOOMT but hEHh,

so

i'm like. well. what IF, indeed. and ofc this is another AU that'll probably never see the light of day outside my vivid hallucinating while trying to go to sleep or staring into the wild pale yonder (very disco of me tbh), BUT LET'S WORKSHOP IT TOGETHER EH

anyway uh if you haven't read the fic that's chill idk if anyone cares about the ~spoiler~ but SHRUG

RUNDOWN of the fic (in 3 easy chapters i pwommy) is that Harry and James initially meet waaay back in the day when James takes Mary to go see Mary's favorite pianist in concert. (that pianist? Jodi Mason. really makes u think) James and Harry literally run into each other during intermission, small chat, hi Mary! then they go back in. after the show, while James and Mary are waiting for the elevator, the Masons show up to ruin lives and the snowball keeps rolling down the hill.

James and Harry meet in SH and together, bring Heather home. they raise her together, though their relationship is extremely tumultuous, rly kinda toxic lmao, really just. riddled. with Bruh and love and it's disgusting. they love each other and their daughter but there is A Lot that's suggested. ends with them celebrating their anniversary (which is, coincidentally, Heather's birthday!!!)

>:)

but i gave a peek into Mary and James's relationship (and touched Jodi and Harry's relationship on the nose) and that was a lot of fun :3

SO! that's that one pls read and enjoy it it's def a favorite of mine lmao

spoiler: heather gets kidnapped at the end of the fic when everyone's just trying to have a nice fucking day god can't anyone mind their business around here

naturally the au takes place when James and Harry figure this out. 'Silent Hill Is On Its Bullshit' Senses Tingling.

now, quick note is that neither of them were IN Silent Hill the first time for very long at all. their time there overlapped and it was and wasn't meant to be intentional by the town. i don't think it knew what to do with the timing. it was great but also hhhhhhhh in its "eyes" but anyway, point is, James's got a Leave ending with Harry and baby Heather, he didn't get any conduit nonsense going on, he was probably in the town upwards of a week and a shake before he met up with Harry.

Harry, on the other hand, was probably in SH for a little over a week before he met up with James. James hadn't even really.. "finished" his arc..? which is important when they realize what the fuck just happened and oh god DAMMIT they gotta go to SH to get their fucking daughter back

i'll admit, this AU is certainly Dark. like, a&s is dark, but if you take into account what this one entails, oh buddy MAN is this one gonna be a rough fucking ride LOL like look

these two love each other to their depths but their relationship was havoc at times. i alluded to it, but there was a suicide attempt that Heather unfortunately got to see, and was probably dug up in therapy at some point. they argued and Heather remembers James not coming home some nights, or weeks, or months, and yeah, there was cheating from both James and Harry, they did NOT learn how to cope lmfao and did NOT process their wives' deaths very well, ESPECIALLY YOU, JAMES--

-- since he didn't get to have that closure like at the end of SH2. his and Harry's plots got mashed together, and Harry's took all importance with the Alessa/Order problem. as you can imagine, James has a LOT of unfinished business in SH.

they DID, though, see a lot of each others' SH and baggage, which is super important ofc to how they lived out their lives, and their lives together as a family and as fathers. stuff to keep in mind too, there are A LOT of unresolved problems between the two of them and a LOT of things repressed; and it's really just sad how much Heather actually remembers from her childhood that she'd've preferred remained stomped doooown down in the ground

Harry's Jeep is still crashed and fuckin pwnt in SH, and James's Pontiac is still at the observatory. they actually try to go in through South Vale i think to the observatory but ARE BLOCKED (!!!!!) on the road

by

:)

a trucker

:)

unfortunate business really :( this guy, this poor trucker's got his trailer in the middle of the road, taking up both lanes, looks like there was a minor accident here :( he apologizes to them and says that he's trying to get a hold of someone to help him with this, awful sorry. he redirects them instead: they can head in via Central Silent Hill, or they can go in via Shepherd's Glen. ur choice.

the trucker's a really sweet dude this Travis Grady, what a darling, obviously from Alabama, he's good humored and all but man. man there's something about him that's just. hrm.

well they decide to try to get in through Central Silent Hill though it means they'd have to go AAAALLL he way around the lake again (fuckin Toluca Lake) and ignore that Shepherd's Glen is closer, but agree that Travis had Weird Vibes and that the blockage seemed intentional which Great. Love That. Super Duper.

I ALSO DON'T THINK CYBIL WAS THERE THE FIRST TIME AROUND

ACTUALLY,

i think she's going to show up THIS time instead. which DOES mean older lady cop Cybil B) ur so welcome for that

SHE'S probably in SH herself looking for someone, or following a lead. not sure. something tells me it has to do with Alex? they might pass each other on the drive, so they see/pass Cybil's car heading in and take the exit towards Shepherd's Glen and she saw them on passing ofc.

things are TENSE the entire time bc i think that the discovery of Heather's kidnapping really was just a Bad Feeling and so they got up from the piano and went to her room and 404 DAUGHTER NOT FOUND

her phone was still on the bed tho, and the call was still active. Harry goes to pick it up and listen to the line and ask who the fuck's there and just hears someone sigh on the other end and hang up

(later, Harry's like, that situation was very Liam Neeson in Taken wasn't it lmfao wish i had the monologue memorized and James is like yeah now that you mention it. holy fuck lmaooo)

after that, Heather's phone bricks/locks itself up good and tight and useless to them. while they're really starting to panic, a radio turns on!

.. in the garage!

...... it's coming from the car!!!

they only hear it bc it's otherwise dead silent (ha) while they're up in Heather's room and just BARELY hear it so they'd have to go downstairs and into the garage and naturally it's really not THAT loud but w/e, spookiness

:)

guess what's playing :)

guess what's playing guess

ok you'll never guess so i'll tell you it's Somewhere Over The Rainbow but naturally it's the very recording that Jodi played and recorded and the one that Mary listened to all the time <3 (maybe whispering lyrics on it? mary? who knows! is it even the right time for that bit of joy fun times or would a better place for it be when they arrive in SH? probably that tbh.. so when they arrive it could ~fittingly end~ when they come up to park and just have dead air after, hmmmMM isn't workshopping whatever i find in my ass FUN

bc ALSO there's the possibility of having it play continuously for the drive and even Travis comments on it like lol you guys sure like that song huh and they look TIRED lmfao; harry's like yeah sure but this yellow brick road sucks, i prefer elton john's and travis is like LOL yeah not much of a musicals person myself or elton john for that matter but i vibe, better than copperhead road i suppose.....

James........... squints at that wonders why it sounds familiar, it pings a bell for Harry too but he has no idea, but anyway)

(they'll figure that one out later :3c)

anyway they're about to have a horrible horrible near future lmfao bc wELL

they BOTH knew that there was a high high chance that they weren't done with the Order and all that bullshit but still like :\ come ON

Douglas does show up here - but was he involved with Heather's kidnapping? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmMMMMMMMMMm

......... sure :) you know? sure. especially since he and the Sunderland-Masons (reversed -adjacent name asldfhaog -adjacent are the Mason-Sunderlands, gotta tell the AU's apart at least a LITTLE bit i mean like. The Connotations. that are only understood by me i guess skldf) have known each other for uhhhh

glances at watch-less wrist

maybe four years at this point bc Douglas is James's AA sponsor (spoiler for what i changed in ch3! LOL) so they're familiar to say the least! a family friend :)

:) Ruh Roh :)

ANYWAY I'LL STOP HERE thank u for coming to my impromptu ted talk and causing problems, ILU THEO AND I LOVE A&S LIKE BURNIIINNNGGG

[adamarks]

“DVD commentary, please” @nightimedreamersworld

Thank you, Sam, for asking me to do an annotated commentary for literally and ENTIRE FIC.

Here’s the og fic on ao3

CW: implied sexual content. Nothing too graphic.

""By all accounts, the dream started out normal. Well, as normal as dreams get. 

I have no idea why I made this a dream fic. I do recall, though, that I posted this right before the Christmas countdown and I was mega annoyed that I hadn’t waited bc one of the prompts was “dream.”

He’d been eating crisps with Doctor Who (Simon had made them watch it before bed. Yes, he knows he’s technically called “the Doctor.”) (Which doctor? Good question. All he knew was that it was a Doctor.) 

Doctor Who fun fact, I’m still terrified of weeping angels. I get nightmares about them on occasion. This has not happened with any other villain from media ever. Im just that scared of them.

But then the Doctor (whichever one it may have been) exclaimed that they were needed on important business and they must head for the TARDIS at once! Baz had followed along, because you follow the Doctor— it’s just what you do. 

“Why’s the TARDIS a truck?” He’d asked. And suddenly he was in an old rinky-dink truck heading down a flat interstate with cornfields to either side. The corn was at its tallest and  gusts of wind picked through it like children playing tag. 

What was with that simile. Who do I think I am? Get outta here, you hack.

He looked to his left and there sat Simon, manspreading and driving like he’d been doing it since time began.

(When u be noticing missing commas 10 months after u posted.)

His arm was flung on the seat behind Baz’s head. He tilted his head until it was resting on Simon’s forearm. Simon looked over, glowing. He was wearing a blue checked shirt that brought out his blue blue blue eyes and he was golden golden golden golden. 

Lol gay

“You’re so beautiful,” Baz had said. Simon suddenly had a cowboy hat on but he didn’t pay it mind because the truck was parked and Simon was reaching over to kiss him. 

When u too gay to notice the yeehaw

“I love you,” he whispered against his lips. 

“I love you too, Baz,” Simon whispered back. He sounded a little different from normal. 

I wrote this like. Baz deserves to be told the love word, considering what I’m about to put him thru.

Next thing Baz knew, he was pressed to the side of the truck. Simon no longer had his shirt on but he’d managed to keep the hat.

Ya he did 😏 that hat was vital to this fic Y’know.

Baz ran his nails down Simon’s pecs and pinched his nipples. Simon growled and gripped his arse tighter. 

You can’t say I ever tried to leave you people hanging on the boobie front. I have a hill and I’ll die on it.

Baz left his hands meander as they so chose. There was no rush. They had all the time in the world...

Lol do u bud

His fingers found a strap of leather going along Simon’s waist and then below that… only skin. He stopped kissing and looked down to see Simon wearing leather chaps…. 

Assless chaps, his brain supplied. 

Wait… 

I feel like if you’re gonna go horny cowboy this is like. A requirement. Necessary.

Simon pushed in closer and Baz looked back up to find a sneaky grin on his face. 

Homo.

“Like what ya see there, pardner?” 

Boy howdy, DOES HE!!! 👀🤠

Something’s very wrong, Baz thought. But then Simon’s face was suddenly down at his crotch and his fly was open and Simon was mouthing at his pants. “Yeehaw,” he said, before yanking Baz’s jeans down. 

Ok this is my favorite paragraph of the fic and the whole reason I wrote it. This YEEHAW was the most necessary thing of my whole career. The only thing I cared about. I have my priorities STRAIGHT, DAMMIT

He leaned his head back onto the truck. 

Save a horse. Ride a cowb—

Okay fun fact I actually had a “playlist” for this fic when I wrote it. It was 2 songs: Save a Horse and Take me home, country roads. It was titled “gay”

Baz woke up in a cold sweat, rock hard, and tangled in the sheets. He couldn’t look Simon in the eyes the next day. 

READY TO ROCK N ROLL BUCKAROO-

Even worse, he’s been contemplating buying Simon a ten gallon hat ever since.""

He bought him one 2 weeks later. Facts only.

[queenofthefaces]

@ mutuals ive got another sp idea i wanna like ramble abt if yall care enough ahsjdkfl its abt kyman + imaginationland bc ive been toying w the concept 

and just so i dont feel bad abt spamming the tags here’s an excerpt from a wip fic im writing under the read enjoy these dumbasses and their bickering

Cartman tried to play the game for a while longer, but his heart just wasn’t in it. Besides, the game was shit anyways, and Cartman wasn’t afraid to say it.

“God, this game fucking sucks,” Cartman complained, trying to get his character through a legitimately poorly designed dungeon. He got caught on another hidden ledge and groaned. “Jesus Christ who the fuck designed this shit? I’ve seen better levels from first graders on Mario Maker.”

Kyle scoffed, rolling his eyes.

“Sure, fatass, blame the game for the fact that you’ve died like eight times in the past five minutes.” Kyle sounded amused.

“Ay!”

Eventually he got fucking tired of going on filler quests and just slammed his remote on the couch.

“Fuck! I’m done with this shit!” Cartman said, leaning back and crossing his arms.

“God, finally,” Kyle responded, reaching over Cartman to grab the discarded remote. Cartman glared but didn’t say anything in return. “Let’s just watch a movie or something. I’m going to go get the blankets.” Kyle stood, and after turning off the game the others followed behind him to set up the mattress.

Cartman, though he wanted to do as little work as possible, ended up hefting out the mattress by himself. Mostly because Kyle called him a weak little bitch and said he didn’t want to get the mattress because his flabby arms couldn’t carry more than the weight of a KFC bucket.

So obviously Cartman had to prove Kyle wrong. He felt victorious until he caught Kyle smirking slyly.

“Hey! You fucking tricked me!” Cartman exclaimed from his seat on the mattress, his face turning pink. He looked up at Kyle indignantly. “You sneaky fucking Jew!”

“I didn’t do shit.” Kyle stood with his blankets piled in his arms, head held high, “You were the one who carried the mattress down here.”

“Don’t give me that bullcrap, Kahl,” Cartman pointed an accusatory finger at Kyle, “You know what you did!”

“Really?” Kyle dropped his blankets on the mattress, “Way to be a hypocrite, Cartman, because you do the exact same thing.”

“A-ha!” Cartman grinned, “So you do admit you tricked me!”

“That’s not the point!” Kyle plopped down on the mattress. He took a deep breath. “Just drop it. Watch the movie.”

Cartman smirked. They’d already seen the movie, so Cartman knew just how long to wait before he could…

“Y’know, the villain in this movie isn’t wrong.” Cartman played casual, speaking as if he were just making a simple observation. He smiled when he heard Kyle’s irritated objection next to him.

“Are you kidding me? Cartman, he kills people.” Kyle didn’t know why he was so surprised, of course Cartman would agree with the villain. But the movie made it so clear that the villain was not supposed to be right, and that the heroes were ultimately the right path to go down, so Kyle just couldn’t leave that statement in the air.

“Okay, but the heroes were complacent in the oppression of a ton of people–the villain just wants to liberate them.” Cartman glanced at Kyle, noting with pride how his green eyes had narrowed in thought.

“Yeah, but killing innocent people to make a point isn’t the way to do that!”

“So you agree the villain’s motives are right?”

Kyle groaned, rolling his eyes. He hated to admit it but–

“Okay. So maybe the villain has some good ideas,” Kyle conceded, “But that doesn’t make him the hero!”

“I never said he was, Kahl, I just said he wasn’t wrong.” Cartman obnoxiously patted Kyle on the shoulder in a show of faux-agreement. “I’m glad we’re on the same page here.”

They kept debating different aspects of the movie–and of the movie after that, too. Eventually they had migrated to laying down, deep in argument about whether the ending was a Deux Ex Machina or not. The TV played softly behind them, completely ignored. In the dark, under their blankets, their voices had lowered to whispers. They faced each other, unaware of their proximity in their hushed, fervent conversation. Occasionally, their sentences would be interrupted by soft yawns. They didn’t notice when the TV turned off, and that the only light was the soft glow of the streetlamps from the windows, gently swathing their faces in a pale blue.

When they fell asleep, it was to a final fading argument, whispered into the quiet air between them.

[scrcrow-a]

HIDEYOSHI’S RP PLOTTING CHEAT-SHEET

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Mun name: ai OOC Contact: DMs! i tend to give out my discord after we’ve gotten to know each other and we’ve interacted a bit, but don’t hesitate to ask for it!

Who the heck is my muse anyway:

hideyoshi nagachika is one of the human characters in tokyo ghoul/:re. he is the best friend of kaneki ken and was long believed to be dead in the series but has made his reappearance in recent chapters.  one of the deciding factors in bringing humans and ghouls together, he currently serves as a leader in helping create peace in this chaotic world against those who wish to destroy it. ultimately, he, among many others, wants to help create a world where humans & ghouls can live in harmony.

Points of interest:

hide suffers from MAJOR bodily trauma. it spans from his mouth, throat, and down to his shoulders from where he was eaten ( by his own volition ) by his best friend. because of this, he was mute for about three years before the ccg manufactured a device that enabled him to speak. he wears a scarf/mask normally from the middle of his face down to hide the scarring.

his voice ( after the surgery ) does not sound natural. it has a sort of robotic and static feel to it. without it, it is hard for him to speak and it is a pain. he turned to writing to communicate.

while hide isn’t physically imposing, his intellect is what saves him most of the time. he isn’t the strongest person out there, but can account for his well being by being a step ahead of whoever he has to fight against, using wits rather than brawn. quite often, he is underestimated by people.

affectionately, nicknamed as a terrorist by marude who served as a partner to him during his days of hiding away from the world. in a way, he is one, dismantling the corrupt ways of the ccg alongside of him. he doesn’t look like it because of his cheery personality that he presents, so it’s easy to miss this about him!

two main verses: scarecrow & current. scarecrow is his ghoul persona that he uses to hide out from the people who are trying to get him killed. a sort of anonymous mask if you will. this takes place during the 3 years timeskip from tg & re. he is heavily disguised as a ghoul so much so that most people will assume. current, he can speak with the aid of his device & is no longer disguised.

What they’ve been up to recently:

current: leading ghouls & humans in fighting back against those who disrupt peace from happening in tokyo. before it was simply an effort to stop the massive force that was ‘dragon’ but now it is to try and figure out the chaotic happenings of the battle before him and the rest of the conjoined forces. 

scarecrow: gathering information on the washuu, kanou, any organization that seems to have shady ties in suppressing the general public from knowing the truth about what really goes on. currently hiding and many people do not know that he is even alive. 

Where to find them:

current: ccg main headquarters, in the control room with division II. also likely to find him wandering the streets of tokyo on his own. he also frequents rooftops, it’s a good place to think and to clear his mind away from all the chaos from below. he does a lot of people watching on his free time!

scarecrow: a wanderer, he never stays in one place too long. it’s easy to get caught. always hiding in the depths of tokyo, traveling in between wards to avoid being found and killed by those who have it out for him. many forget he even exist, only giving him a low ranking bc he is often times seen with ghouls.

Current plans:

modern verse: still needs to be fleshed out but a modern verse where ghouls don’t exist. timeline is dodgy but hide is university student and would work part time at a investigation department ( ccg equivalent ) as time goes on. he would still have his injuries but the reason is still not concrete and he’ll learn how to use jsl/asl/other forms of communication in the future.

Desired interactions:

hide needs more friends! he is a very social person by nature but he is really lacking in deep friendships where he can show his thoughts and emotions sincerely. someone needs to be there where he can lean on rather than be the one who is always supporting.

on the flip side, more relationships too. hide is such a lovely and loving person, he loves with all his heart. i want him to have someone who he can be devoted to and have that devotion shared. its hard having a one-sided love... 

sunlit garden verse that i would love to have some threads in. that verse is my version of tweaking canon to make a lot of hide’s character make sense, especially in the way of how he was able to figure out what many couldn’t. it also gives him a backstory that he is severely lacking in canon. 

fake relationship plot. simple. i just love the slow burn of it all and the dynamic that any muse can bring to the table. give me it pls

hide during his recovery time in any verse, its hard to imagine him bearing all that pain on his own so i would hope someone would be there to accompany him. he’s lonely deep down. 

someone to beat hide’s ass ... like honestly? i want to see him hurt and suffering, someone overpowering him in a way he can’t escape from wit alone and he has to deal with being vulnerable and extremely hurt. ( just eat him please )

Offered interactions:

need a shoulder to cry on? hide is there, he’s extremely empathetic and would always offer his comfort better than anyone else can. 

 need someone to eat? ( if ur muse is a ghoul or a eats ppl... ) if hide thinks your cool enough then sure? why not. he’s already offered his body up one to literally be eaten so why not... make sure to ask permission though!

an intellectual. he’s smart and knows how to make battle plans. he knows he doesn’t look like it but his intuition is the best out there and can figure out troublesome leads and do it fast. he’s also a sneaky boy so he can do some shady work if you need it!

need a friend? hide always is there to have new friends. he is total dad tho so be ready for a lot of dotting and being cared for. 

Current open post/s:

anything that is tagged with “IC” is open for mutuals to reply to, no matter how silly it is!

Anything else?:

quick pet peeves.  pls don’t water hide’s character down to being the ‘happy sunshine’ character. he is complex and has these feelings even if he doesn’t show them often. i would also rather him not be the third wheel to anything. it’s alright if your muse believes it but it just makes me a bit annoyed seeing him boiled down to that constantly when he is so much more. 

also hide is not str8 im just saying it now do not test me on that. thx :^)

Tagging: honestly please just steal it! i want to know everything about ur muses thank u