#tiddlywink

[brilliantthirteen]

008: When I was 4, I swallowed a tiddlywink.

(For those of you wondering what exactly a tiddlywink is, it's a small, round, plastic disc that you're supposed to use for playing board games, not swallow.)

[capnbald]

The Saga of Tiddlywink part 2

If you would like to see the first part, it is here: http://capnbald.tumblr.com/post/50638410268/super-happy-fun-shithead-roommate-time

This is going to be much shorter and less fueled by the hate of an exploding star.

Tiddlywink showed up last night without warning. After an emotionless hello I point out to him the pile of kitchenware he is permitted to use. He got a little flustered at this; I assume he hoped I had forgotten about my new rules. No no no, my grudges last forever. When he recovered he said that he was taking home the TV and the minifridge. Given his history of passive-aggressive bullshit this was not a surprise. 

This would have actually bothered me except for two things.

I have my own TV to use.

I already have an entire fridge to myself.

I got back from work today and he was gone, along with the TV and minifridge. No note, no dirty dishes hiding in his room for me to find, nothing.

So, thanks for saving me money on the electric bill?

[chemicalbreather]

I call her tiddles

[the-worlds-biggest-tea-party]

the princess promenade jigsaw

this isnt an official game!

[fairylookinassbitch]

You're my air

i breathe you in like a warm summers day holding you In my lungs feeling you feeling me i can't hold you any other way i want to be a part of you to fill you up and be close to your heart it hurts that i'll never be Your Air

[capnbald]

Super Happy Fun Shithead Roommate Time

I needed to rant after what was been an absolutely lovely couple of days. Enjoy.

TL;DR Tiddlywink leaves his messes for other people to clean up and I can't wait for the real world to bite him in the ass.