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I took your man on a bizarre adventure to fight some fiends with my f/os and now he's making patties like this 💪😔 don't be surprised if he's got his own EDM remixed theme song 😭
@sapphire-heart-tippy 's OC (well, AU of an OC, anyway) Beleza Muricidae, aggressively flopping their way down the beach! Hide your valuables, landlubbers! They fancy shiny things!
Perhaps some fluffy headcanons for my sweet Vanilla Ice please? 🫣
Fluffy Headcanons
♡ Vanilla might not seem like the type to the public eye, but in private he actually really enjoys to serenade you when you least expect it during a private, intimate moment. You’d describe his voice as being like velvet when he sings to you. His voice is often quiet, but you can still tell that his voice is good enough to make you feel weak in the knees.
♡ He’s definitely a ‘spontaneous date’ kinda guy. Despite being a little grumpy about certain things, if you tell him that you want to go out somewhere, he’s more than happy to go with you. Oh, a night out exploring the town? You want to go stargazing? You want to go to the movies? Of course. Anything for you.
♡ He never would have thought of himself as the kind of guy to be ‘soft’ before meeting you. He always thought showing some emotions might make him seem weak, but he’s absolutely glad that he has you in his life. You’re the only one who is allowed to see him vulnerable like this. He wouldn’t have it any other way.
♡ “Sure. Let’s play.” Vanilla is good at keeping a poker face as he peers down at you. Actually, it’s best to play with him sitting down since he’s much taller than you are. When he takes the other end of the pocky in his mouth he just stares at you, seeming not to show much emotion. Yet.
♡ At first he seems unaffected by the closeness, but when he’s getting closer to meeting your lips then he finally breaks. Even if he keeps that serious expression, you can tell he’s beginning to blush. Even he’s working if he’ll be able to hold out this last part of the game.
♡ He decides to take a final, big bite from the pocky which means now his lips meet yours. He doesn’t pull away of course, he pulls you closer. What a sweet end to the game.
Question for Mirko, do you and your beloved enjoy scary movies together? If so, who gets scared the easiest? If you don't watch scary movies, what movies do you like to watch together?
- Vanilla 💜
"No we don't watch any scary movies together. We like to watch Wonder Woman together."
"Hope you have a great day and thank you for the ask!"
I've fallen down the Spongebob theories videos rabbit hole lately, and it reminded me to finish this little drawing for you!! I couldn't help myself hehehe!
TIPPY!!!!! I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY SEAT WHEN I OPENED THIS ASK!! AAAA
You made him look SO GOOD!!! I’m always amazed and jealous at how you draw muscular bodies in general, but OOOOOHHH YOU HAD TO DRAW THE DREAM SEQUENCE VERSION OF HIM FROM THAT ONE SCENE RIPPING OFF HIS SHIRT FJJJKGJK 🫣 But I’m not complaining lol!!
Vanilla: "Of course there's Mr. Jojo, also his wife Erina, his two friends Zeppeli and Speedwagon, Speedwagon's two partners-in-crime Tattoo and Kempo, that demanding brat Straizo and his friend Dire, those three bullies Steely Dan, Alessi and Mariah, the boyfriend couple Squalo and Tiziano, the other boyfriend couple Sorbet and Gelato, Doppio after he was split from Diavolo, Jojo Junior's late buddy Caesar, Kira and his sworn enemy Kosaku and last but not least two newcomers Mr. Jojo's dad George the First and Mr. Jojo's son George the Second. That makes...*counts for a while*...twenty-one living severed heads?!"
Tippy: "Oh boy. Looks like Mr. Dio's made a little collection at this point!"
Vanilla: "It seemed at first Sire's attempts to resurrect fallen folks from his past were failed incomplete attempts...but at this point it seems he's doing it intentionally now. He seems to find their antics and humiliating struggles entertaining."
George the First: "ENTERTAINING?! After I took that ungrateful boy in like a son of mine?"
George the Second: "Hop along, Pops, there's a bright side to everything! At least I get to meet Joseph who never knew his dad! And he gets to meet you too!"
Caesar: "I can assure you, he doesn't live up to the hype."
@sapphire-heart-tippy ok so it's no longer mermay but i just saw that dire and straizo just joined the au so i thought i would draw them in the sea-phire heartverse! dire is a deep sea squid and straizo is a stingray!
and of course they both get cursed by seawitch dio and get turned into clams >:D
Good day, Mr Cliff. It is a pleasure to meet you. What is a fond memory you have of your child?
- Vanilla
Oh, hey! It's nice to meet you too, Vanilla. To answer your question, here's a nice memory I remember often. It was on a day that Oscar was sad, and they uh, they didn't really communicate why to me, I mean I did ask, but I guess they just didn't feel like tellin'. Which is okay, of course. But anyway, he came to me about it, kinda lookin' for something to do about I guess. And, to try and make them happy, I showed them something that makes me happy, which is my toy cars. I'm a race car driver, y'see. But yeah, I showed them the ones I have, and the track I've got for 'em, and, well, they loved it! That's actually when I learned they like trucks, because I showed them the little big rig I've got and their eyes lit up, you should've seen it. Lit up like it was Christmas or somethin'. And so we ended up playing with 'em, and it cheered them right up. Cheered me right up, too. Something sharing the things you love with someone you love, y'know? Plus, I feel safe letting loose and doin' stuff like playing with toys with them. And uh, just knowing that I'm capable of cheering them up when they're sad means a lot to me. 's not something I'm usually good at. So... it feels really special.