#to bear witnss

[l0gitex]

normal normal normal it’s normal we’re normal and it is fine. lookat my tags boy.

[osameowdazai]

. -This is my swamp! -Our swamp. -Let go, Donkey! -You let go. -Stubborn jackass! -Smelly orge. -Fine! -Hey, hey, come back here. I'm not through with you yet. -Well, I'm through with you. -Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, "Me, me, me!" Well, guess what! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You are mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away. -Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? -Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other! -Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. I forgive you... for stabbin' me in the back! -Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings. -Go away! -There you are , doing it again just like you did to Fiona. All she ever do was like you, maybe even love you. -Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature. I heard the two of you talking. -She wasn't talkin' about you. She was talkin' about, uh, somebody else. -She wasn't talking about me? Well, then who was she talking about? -Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything. You don't wanna listen to me. Right? Right? -Donkey! -No! -Okay, look. I'm sorry, all right? {Sighs} -I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly orge. Can you forgive me? -Hey, that's what friends are for, right? -Right. Friends? -Friends. -So, um, what did Fiona say about me? -What are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her? -The wedding! We'll never make it in time. -Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where, there's a will, there's a way and I have a way. {Whistles} -Donkey? -I guess it's just my animal magnetism. {Laughing} -Aw, come here, you. -All right, all right.Don't get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. All right, hop on and hold on tight. I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet. -Whoo! {Bells tolling} {All gasping} -People of DuLoc, we gather here today to bear witnss to the union.... -Um- -of our new king - - -Excuse me. Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"? {Chuckling} -Go on. -Go ahead, HAVE SOME FUN. If we need you, I'll whistle. How about that? Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute! You wanna do this right, don't you? -What are you talking about? -There's a line you gotta wait for. The preacher's gonna say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace." That's when you say, "I object!" -I don't have time for this! -Hey, wait. What are you doing? Listen to me! Look, you love this woman, don't you? -Yes. -You wanna hold her? -Yes. -Please her? -Yes! -Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness. The chicks love that romantic crap! -All right! Cut it out. When does this guy say the line? -We gotta check it out. -And so, by the power vested in me,

'Package boy'

Piano man I also love you sm

Absolutely obsessed with all of the flags

[cazoobot]

{Bells tolling} {All gasping} -People of DuLoc, we gather here today to bear witnss to the bone.

[riotactquotes]

Cobbett’s Political Register,  1832

Page 733: As soon as the magistrate appeared, a farmer of the name of Doyle, one of those who do not live to repent of their temerity, according to some accounts, assured them, in coarse and strong terms, that he would oppose any attempt on his farm with open force, and upon the magistrates proceeding to cover with their authority the proceeding of the valuators, the signal was given by Doyle, and, with a surprising celerity, crowds showed themselves upon the adjacent high grounds, and proceeded to approach the position which was occupied by the magistrate and the military. When thy had reached to within a short distance of this spot, they were warned against any attempt to close upon the troops: but to this admonition they appeared to pay no other regard than to cast stones, which they did with some effect. The Riot act was then read by General Barry; and during the reading of it, as well as during the time allowed by law for the dispersion of the crowd, the throwing of stones did not cease; until at length the crowd, though continuing the assault as described, made a movement in advance, evidently with the intention of opposing the small body opposed to them. At this critical moment the alternative was plain, and accordingly the order was given to repel the assailants — twenty men fired, and nineteen shots took effect. Four fell dead, among whom was Doyle already mentioned; 15 were wounded, of which number one died in a short time.

Page 739: He stated that on the morning of Wednesday, the 5th instant, he was sent with a detachment of his regiment to assist the magistrate and the civil power in the valuation of the tithes of the parish of Wallstown. He was accompanied from the Glebe House by Admiral Evans, George Bond Low, and Garrett Nagle, Esqrs., magistrate of this county. On approaching the hill to the rear of the Rector’s house, where a crowd of people were collected, he hard Admiral Evans order them to disperse in the King’s name. At that moment there were about 150 persons present. On descending the hill, he saw a party of policemen in the act of charging the crowd, who were about thirty yards distant from their bayonets. The witness than received directions from the magistrates to follow the people, who repaired to the top of the adjoining hill. On the arrival of witness’s party, Admiral Evans took off his hat, and addressing the multitude, said, “I am going to read the Riot Act.” He (the Admiral) then took a paper out of his pocket, and read the contents of it to the people, “ordering them to disperse in the name of the King,” which mandate was peremptorily refused to be complied with. The Admiral then assured them, that if they did not instantly disperse, the military would be brought to bear upon them, or words to that effect. At this moment there was a general cry among the people of “No tithes, no tithes!” — and they refused to stir an inch. At this tim there were no stones thrown, or breach of the peace committed. The Admiral then ordered the party to load; they did so, and, in compliance with the order of the magistrate, he desired them in a loud voice to charge with ball cartridge, with a view of intimidating the people. The witness her cautioned his men, if he should be driven to the extremity by the magistrates, to fire by sections.

Page 741: The crowds increased in hundreds, and commenced shouting in a tumultuous manner, “No tithes — No church rates — No church — No minister.” The magistrates addressed the people in the most forcible language that could be used on the absurdity of their proceedings, and on going contrary to law. The people, after that, became more furious. Several of them were armed with pitchforks, reaping hooks, oak poles, and the woman with stones in their aprons, and the men with them also in their hands; the people did not hold the books in a menacing manner; about two hours were spent with the magistrates in remonstrating with the people, but when such remonstrances had no effect, the Riot Act was ready by General Barry, a magistrate of the county. He read it in a loud and audible voice, and accompanied it with observations — that if thy did not disperse in a quarter of an hour, the military should be obliged to do their duty. This had no effect but to increase their violence. He saw several persons arrested and handcuffed before the firing, and also several rescued, and heard a general order for firing by the magistrates; before that order was given, he saw stones thrown in the direction of the magistrates and military, and in a few minutes after he heard a general order to fire, and saw one man dead afterwards; cannot say how often the Riot Act was that day read; heard General Annesley and Admiral Evans frequently desire the people to disperse in the name of the King, and they did not do so; about three hours elapsed from the time he left his own glebe until the firing commenced. The people continued following witnss and his party from the time they left Blake’s field, and their conduct was most furious and violent. Saw a print paper in Gen. Barry’s hand, which he (Gen. Barry) declared to be the Riot Act; heard the Riot Act add three times that day; there was an interval of one hour between the first and second reading of the Riot Act and between the second and third reading an interval of about 50 minutes, and during each of said intervals the magistrates requested and entreated the people to retire, or that the consequence would be grievous.

Page 744: The people declared they would not permit the tithes to be valued; one of the magistrates, whom witness cannot particularize, asked the officer if his party were loaded, and witness then heard the office give directions to the men, and used the word “ball,” which he (witness) understood to be ball-cartridge, and the men loaded accordingly. Previous to this time, Admiral Evans took off his hat, and said he was going to read the Riot act; heard him at three separate intervals, of five or six minutes between each, calling on the people in the King’s nam to disperse, and each and all of the magistrate called on the women to disperse and go away, as they would be hurt. The magistrates said they only came there for the protection of the pool who were valuing the tithes, and not to value themselves. Heard Adm. Evans say, addressing the people — “I am glad you have given way and will allow the valuation to go on — boys, go home.” The people thereupon said — “We will allow you to value Mr. Stawell’s, but none other.” After valuing Mr. Stawell’s without any further interruption, they proceeded to James Blake’s fields.

Page 745: The magistrates again entreated of the people to desist, and Mr. Creagh Brazier, one of the magistrates, entreated of them for God’s sake to retire; for if the military should act, they would be the sufferers. A detachment of the 92nd regiment shortly after came up, and witness was directed by Mr. Low to go on with the valuation; when in the act of doing so, one of the people made an attempt to strike witness with a stick; the magistrate then called on the police to seize the man, but witness himself did so, when he was immediately rescued by a number of men armed with pitchforks and reaping hooks, and another body of people made an attack at the same time upon the police, who then put themselves into a charging position, when witness saw Mr. Low ride up, and cried out, “Police, police!” whereupon witness saw a stone thrown, which struck Mr. Low on the right shoulder. Deponent heard General Barry read the Riot Act; one of the police had a man in custody then; at the same time one of the 92nd soldiers brought another prisoner, saying he was near stabbing his officer with a pitchfork. He (deponent) saw several stones thrown at the magistrate and police, and the firing commenced immediately after. Witness saw one man dead on the road; he considered his own life and the lives of the magistrates and police in imminent peril.